I caught these two kids out back of my house one time. When they saw me they booked it, and one of them left his bike behind. I chained it to my mailbox out front and the little punk finally had to come beg for it back. Haha.

1/24/2008 11:49:00 AM

find out where they live
break in
take their shit

and if you have the chance, bust a cap in them

1/24/2008 12:01:31 PM

this is lots of words but its a decent story i guess if you are bored like me

so i stopped and got a sandwich at jimmy johns. first time there. i didn't like it that much. it was the one with turkey and roast beef and ham.

but when i got home it was maybe an hour ago? something like that, it was dark. i was standing outside checking out my neighbor...s new dog and shooting the shit.

then we both notice the neighbor across the way (an older lady) - her lights were all off and there was a flashlight moving around in there. i asked my next door neighbor and she said she saw it too, so i walked over there and went around back (not cause i'm nice, cause i wanted to look tough in front of a cute girl).

no one was around back, so i ran back to the front and rang the bell. the door opened up and it was the lady who lived there, with a flashlight in her hand. she said OMG U SCARED ME. i was like no sry U SCARED ME I THOUGHT U WERE GETTING KILLED OR SOMESHIT OK. and she said O NO MY SON IS HERE (SAY HI TO TRAVIS, JIMMY!) HELPING ME PUT IN A CHANDALIER(sp) SO WE TURNED THE POWER OFF. so i was like jesus imagine what it looked like to me.

i never asked how the doorbell worked without power. maybe they just had the front rooms off. but i didnt see a light anywhere when i was walking around outside.

also, my bravery did not score me any c0ug or like a date

2/20/2008 9:33:03 PM

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"el cheapo walmart shotgun + rock salt shells"

cheap shotty and 00 buck. i'm not gonna play around if someone breaks in.

2/20/2008 11:13:00 PM

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"question: should i have pulled out my GAT and capped those little kids? after i got inside i thought about it and went back out and looked in all the windows and you cant see in my house. so i called the security company. "

unfortunately you can't do this...except in like texas

2/20/2008 11:15:29 PM

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"stop posting."

2/20/2008 11:16:14 PM

CULL THE HERD, G

BESTUS,

NEIGHBOR HOOD WATCH

2/21/2008 8:00:58 AM

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"and you guys think i just make shit up on here"

nah, it's that we don't give a fuck


cary would be a prime place to rob, rich folk, working parents, kids off at school

2/21/2008 8:59:34 AM

id have a shotgun ready at the nightstand and a loud ass alarm and emergency flood lights set up on my house with cameras to turn on when activated.


if i catch a kid, im beating the shit out of him before turning him over to cops

anyone else is getting shot in the face for a closed casket

2/21/2008 11:53:35 AM