where chickenhead be? (2)

12/31/2007 5:01:53 PM

i dunno what she's up to for nye. she'll be wylin' out though.

12/31/2007 5:57:54 PM

did she go to either of your highschools

12/31/2007 6:34:56 PM

PICS OR ELSE IT ISNT TRUE

12/31/2007 7:04:11 PM

^^nah she didn't go to either


^it is true agis, it is

12/31/2007 7:11:23 PM

ok...i've come to the realization that bringing up a date or anything one on one like that would be lame through a message. so i'll save that for when i see her.


so this message will just be casual, seeing about bar plans for the weekend. yeah, that'll work


lol

1/2/2008 9:53:53 AM

it'll work...

as long as you believe.

1/2/2008 9:57:50 AM

everyone will tell you "be yourself"


SO not true

1/2/2008 9:58:29 AM

oh yeah, i definitely can't be myself.

1/2/2008 10:03:27 AM

^exactly, let her figure that out later when its time to break up and get a new one


just message her and be like, hey, im thinking of going out and doing something, let me know if your free or want to do something

and if she replies with anything, say, well hey im headed here, you want to go?

1/2/2008 1:29:17 PM

just send her a link to the music video for "I think we're alone now" by Tiffany

1/2/2008 1:40:36 PM

lol

1/2/2008 1:47:47 PM

tell her if she lets you hit it, you will treat her better than any other dude ever

1/2/2008 1:47:50 PM

Quote :

"you: hey, i'd like to take you out to dinner her: okay"

I've heard it's better to say "I'm going to get a cup of coffee, you should join me. I'm way more fun than whatever you were going to do."

1/2/2008 1:51:21 PM

see the whole "lets get coffee" thing would never work for her nor me. its neither of our styles.


she'd much rather have me ask "hey you wanna go get a couple shots of bourbon and slaps to the face?"

1/2/2008 1:54:41 PM

thats when you say "with my dick?"

[Edited on January 2, 2008 at 1:56 PM. Reason : slaps to the face thing]

1/2/2008 1:55:52 PM

Then sub bourbon for coffee in my previous statement. I hear it's bad to ask a girl out to dinner like that though.

1/2/2008 1:56:22 PM

just send her a single picture of your cock and balls with the message "you know you want it" and your phone number

[Edited on January 2, 2008 at 1:57 PM. Reason : as]

1/2/2008 1:57:28 PM

i didnt ask her out to dinner, i made the message casual about hanging out this weekend at the bar. so if i do see her out, then i'll ask her out in person.

1/2/2008 2:10:10 PM

Probably a better call. Don't offer to buy her dinner though.

" Why is "asking a woman out" early on a bad
idea? Because if you don't have a world-class
understanding of male/female dynamics, you're
going to come across as a guy who is trying to use
food as date-bait.

In other words, if the first thing out of your
mouth is "I'd like to take you out to dinner" it's
going to be interpreted as "I don't think you're
probably going to accept an invitation to spend
time with me unless I throw in something
extra...".

Weak.

And that's how SHE sees it.

The alternative?
Tell her that you're going to be doing
something and that she should join you. "

1/2/2008 2:16:24 PM

what book/magazine is that from? just wondering.

1/2/2008 2:17:30 PM

bahahahaah thats the dumbest thing I've ever read.

Listen, if she's attracted to you, you could say "hey lets go tip garbage cans and light shit on fire" and I guarantee she'll at least consider it.

1/2/2008 2:18:48 PM

It's from an article I read called "The Best Way To Ask A Woman Out"

Don't remember where it's from though.

1/2/2008 2:19:24 PM

i'd like to take her out to shoot shotguns and drink whisky. i think that would end real well

1/2/2008 2:31:06 PM

i havent read the thread.

but the obvious thing to do is just not be sober.

1/2/2008 2:33:36 PM

^^ Sounds like a good time to me.

[Edited on January 2, 2008 at 2:36 PM. Reason : ^]

1/2/2008 2:33:43 PM

^^yeah i know it. i wish it were that easy.

1/2/2008 2:34:54 PM

surprisingly it is. ive been doing a pretty good job of it over my holiday break.

1/2/2008 2:38:36 PM

they're just women, talk to them, it works... they don't mind usually


just don't write checks for no reason

1/2/2008 3:00:40 PM

bttt. she called me this weekend, we went out to the bars. we got drunk and danced again and i asked her if she wanted to go out. she said yes



now i've gotta man up and figure out a good date for this one.

1/7/2008 9:09:49 AM

Watch out for the white stuff! You don't wanna get tested again

1/7/2008 9:12:06 AM

i have been clean of that mess since thanksgiving.


seriously

1/7/2008 9:13:11 AM

I got tested for my new job a few weeks ago. I'm glad they don't do random testing, though I'm clean most of the time anyway.


The bitch made me sign the paper at the testing site with a pen before she let me wash my hands. I almost threw up.

1/7/2008 9:16:33 AM

hahaha


so yeah, i'm trying to think of simple yet creative ideas for a first date. i've got a few storming in my head. i really need to focus on my job right now though

1/7/2008 9:24:50 AM

bttt

1/7/2008 12:07:26 PM

weather is nice, putt putt, dinner or vise versa

i think its my plan for my next date

1/7/2008 12:10:15 PM

she's got an awesome black lab that likes me, i was trying to think of some things that could involve him.

1/7/2008 12:12:14 PM

Quote :

"well, if i had gotten her number i'd wait three days to call her. but since i didn't, and saw her sunday..i'm gonna wait till wednesday to contact her."

lol, the 3 day rule is lame.
this is generally speaking : if she was as into you as you seem to be into her, shes gonna be like "wtf?" about this 3 day nonsense, unless you have a good reason for why you were too busy to call her

1/7/2008 12:13:15 PM

in the spring and summer freedom park has movies and shows you could bring her and her dog to down here.

1/7/2008 12:15:19 PM

some of you guys put way too much thought into this

1/7/2008 12:16:13 PM

i just can't pull t-dub ass saps. so sending bitches smiley faces just doesn't work in my situation.


i've gotta use real words.

1/7/2008 12:26:29 PM

bitches do love smiley faces though.


i'm so glad that show caught on... it took them for ever to release another season though

1/7/2008 12:28:11 PM

Quote :

"if she was as into you as you seem to be into her, shes gonna be like "wtf?" about this 3 day nonsense, unless you have a good reason for why you were too busy to call her "

Not neccessarily. Girls can and will go for someone who makes them wait.

1/7/2008 12:31:05 PM

dont forget winkie faces, those are key

1/7/2008 12:31:08 PM

Yeah that 3 day shit is for girls who didn't know you before u got their #.

But you probably shouldn't call a lot unless asked too.


I have a question on confirming plans though if you make them a week or so ahead... i mean whats the etiquette in bein like hey... you still coming ?

1/7/2008 12:40:42 PM

"yo bitch, you still coming? i mean, i sent you a smiley face"

1/7/2008 12:53:55 PM

inorite?! i've already sent Vix like three smileys and we still haven't bwned

1/7/2008 12:55:44 PM

fer da womens

1/7/2008 1:53:10 PM

1/7/2008 7:12:05 PM

set em up

1/7/2008 11:03:09 PM