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[Edited on December 9, 2007 at 4:17 PM. Reason : FUCK]

12/9/2007 4:17:18 PM

dude pilgrimshoes

i would dig pits and shit and a bunch of spears and shit just like the movie "the edge" and i bet i could could do it.....man i would be gone....i can run pretty fast when i need to

[Edited on December 9, 2007 at 4:18 PM. Reason : it would be awesome...i would make a coat out of his fur]

12/9/2007 4:17:54 PM

it doesn't matter what you think you know about dogs, the fact is that if you're dealing with something that could physically overpower you, the fact is that it's unpredictable and it's irresponsible to keep in situations where it can hurt humans.

Some pitbulls and other particularly agressive dogs really can be really great. But then there are others that can be treated fine, and then snap just being exposed to out-of-the-ordinary situations.

Best way to keep control is a good old baseball bat.

12/9/2007 4:19:00 PM

again

i'd put up a few hundo if you're serious.

you'd have to kill it and prove that you did.

b/c


i dont think you'd come back


im sure we could get up a good donation base

12/9/2007 4:19:09 PM

Only it wouldn't be a movie, and the bear would fucking kill you.

12/9/2007 4:19:21 PM

what kind of bear are we talking about here?

it has to be a brown/grizzly bear. no black bears.

if you're gonna talk about the edge, you have to take out a grizz

12/9/2007 4:20:55 PM

12/9/2007 4:21:36 PM

They can smell the menstruation.

12/9/2007 4:23:19 PM

the pms are pouring in with donation offers to drop dnl off with a bowie knife and a thirst for grizzly

12/9/2007 4:28:07 PM

12/9/2007 4:29:14 PM

i dont get why everyone always thinks it would be hard to kill a bear...i mean we go to a freaking engineering school...

12/9/2007 4:29:35 PM

You should've gone to a bigger than a bear school.

12/9/2007 4:30:52 PM

Quote :

"Jim: Question: What kind of bear is best? Dwight: That’s a ridiculous question … Jim: False. Black bear. Dwight: That’s debatable. There are basically two schools of thought … Jim: Fact: Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."

12/9/2007 4:31:19 PM

12/9/2007 4:53:14 PM

Diamond is a dumbass(post from page 1)...didnt your mom ever teach you not to try to take stuff away from a dog that is in the dogs mouth? You had that coming....

12/9/2007 4:55:15 PM

Making a mistake doesn't make you a dumbass.

12/9/2007 4:58:00 PM

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"11) How fast can a grizzly run? Though grizzlies may look slow and clumsy, they can run as fast as a horse for short distances and are quite sure-footed. They have been clocked at 30-35 miles per hour which is much faster than the world record for humans in the 100 yard dash."

[Edited on December 9, 2007 at 5:01 PM. Reason : unless you've been trained intensely, you'd probably need a gun]

12/9/2007 5:01:19 PM

12/9/2007 5:02:44 PM

jam your fingers in his eyes.

12/9/2007 5:07:05 PM

^^^trained????

i don't think any kind of training is going to prepare you to take down a grizzly in hand to hand combat. that's retarded

[Edited on December 9, 2007 at 5:07 PM. Reason : ,,]

12/9/2007 5:07:33 PM

He'd have sticks and shit.

12/9/2007 5:09:19 PM

I mean, it's entirely possible to kill a bear with a spear, man has been doing it for thousands of years.

I don't think DNL could do it though.

12/9/2007 5:35:48 PM

derailed.

At the time I thought he bit my coworker because she was pilling him. It made sense from the evidence I saw. I thought if I could drag him into the kennel real quick and slam the door we'd be fine but he barged out too fast.


Thing is when a dog is being dominant with me or showing aggression if it's coming towards me I manhandle it to the ground where I can gain control. Previous fear of not knowing how severe her injuries are an how vicious this dog could be I already had some fear in me plus there was another coworker standing there that I thought would help out when it started coming after me so I focused on getting away so she could come in and get him but she didn't until I was cornered. At least not that I can recall, it's pretty much a blurr now.

When I think back I should have bounced on that mother fucker until it calmed down but I would have for sure gotten bit since it's mouth and teeth were in my direction snapping away.


Crazy bitches!!

12/9/2007 5:38:47 PM

tell the owner that the next time the dog gives you trouble, you will have it put down. that'll solve the problem pretty quickly, one way or another.

12/9/2007 5:40:00 PM

anything smaller than a medium sized dog that yaps i have the urge to kill all the time.

12/9/2007 5:40:44 PM

He's not welcome back to the facility ever again.

Thing with little dogs is when they attack you can throw them around no problem.

Eighty pounds of angry muscle is hard to get a hold of.

12/9/2007 5:42:25 PM

as a side note searching for "yappy dogs" i came across this


are people that lazy?

12/9/2007 5:43:20 PM

Now your dog can be fat too!!

12/9/2007 5:45:35 PM

fucking redx's really are lazy

12/9/2007 5:45:44 PM

pics or it didn't happen, btw

12/9/2007 5:46:45 PM

Quote :

"^^^trained???? i don't think any kind of training is going to prepare you to take down a grizzly in hand to hand combat. that's retarded"

he said with knives and spears numb nuts

if you were trained to set traps and basically go rambo on his ass, you'd have a chance, other than that you're fucked

12/9/2007 5:47:31 PM

Oh I'm gonna take pics when I remove the gauze stuff tonight.

12/9/2007 5:49:30 PM

we need full frontal to prove it's you.
naked

12/9/2007 5:50:07 PM

Pic of what the bastage sorta looks like

12/9/2007 5:51:09 PM

hey, i don't make the rules. i just enforce them

12/9/2007 5:52:32 PM

^^That's what attacked you?

12/9/2007 5:53:56 PM

^ nah, that's Kiwi after the attack

if a dog did that shit to me, the owner would NOT be picking up a live dog at the end of the day. I'm just sayin

[Edited on December 9, 2007 at 5:57 PM. Reason : ]

12/9/2007 5:57:18 PM

Yeah that's what got me.

I wanted to kill it initially, now I jsut want it gone before I ever see it again.

12/9/2007 5:58:33 PM

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"if a dog did that shit to me, the owner would NOT be picking up a live dog at the end of the day. I'm just sayin"

UR TUFFFFFFFFF

12/9/2007 6:03:21 PM

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"i would dig pits and shit and a bunch of spears and shit just like the movie "the edge" and i bet i could could do it.....man i would be gone....i can run pretty fast when i need to"

No way you could ever or would ever want to out run a bear. they can run faster than any human and running away will just guarantee it will attack you.

12/9/2007 7:12:40 PM

All the testosterone in this thread is giving me a hard-on.

12/9/2007 7:14:19 PM

I thought this was going to be a thread about looking in the mirror

12/9/2007 7:14:48 PM

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"UR TUFFFFFFFFF "

no. there is just no sense in letting a dog like that live if the owner is not going to control it. A couple well placed shots and jabs and the injuries will look like defensive injuries. No more dog. No more problem. And maybe the owner will learn to fucking discipline and control his fucking dog in the future.

12/9/2007 7:19:15 PM

There is so much wrong with what you just said.

12/9/2007 7:21:03 PM

so wrong that it's right?

12/9/2007 7:22:56 PM

Sure, why not?

12/9/2007 7:25:34 PM

did you ever once try to politely asking the dog to stop

oh

and it's a shame the dog didn't bite off your fingers....so you couldn't type

12/9/2007 7:28:23 PM

2x4s and Louisville Sluggers: Stopping animals in their tracks since before 1884.

12/9/2007 7:36:24 PM

Mmmmmm!

12/9/2007 8:34:31 PM

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"did you ever once try to politely asking the dog to stop"

inorite

all im saying is that animals don't inherently have it out for people. people chronically fuck them up with poor care and then have to "resort" to beating the shit out of them. i agree with you that it would be better to humanely put it down than to keep perpetuating the cycle of violence

12/9/2007 8:35:08 PM