in the 2er

11/24/2007 10:48:24 AM

bout to take a shit...i dedicate it to squirt

11/24/2007 5:02:16 PM

ohh man... prime rib tonight... will it make me poop?

11/24/2007 5:12:41 PM

so how long has it been since you dookied?

11/24/2007 5:13:32 PM

I don't know but those damn two bacon, egg, cheese biscuits from McD's haven't agreed with me all day.

11/24/2007 5:15:14 PM

i ate at Bojangles this morning and still nothing.. its been like 5 days

11/24/2007 5:17:40 PM

try hump and dump

11/24/2007 5:18:26 PM

^PM sent!

11/24/2007 5:20:05 PM

hahah thats what i was gonna say....


i hear anal sexy works ok

11/24/2007 5:20:31 PM

^ PM sent!

11/24/2007 5:23:43 PM

11/24/2007 5:25:07 PM

hahaha i said sexy

11/24/2007 5:57:39 PM

are you preggers? my sis went 19 days without pooping.

11/24/2007 7:21:01 PM

11/24/2007 7:22:09 PM

prune juice and a dulcolax suppository


you will be on the pooper all day...


just make sure you have a lot of gatoraid handy-- so you can hydrate

11/24/2007 7:41:21 PM

So last night I went to the drug store to get a laxative... I decided to try those chocolate kinds..

They said take two pieces... I take two and nothing for a few hours... Then I just eat the whole bar (fuck it)

And after smokin and drinking and gettin some mad buzz, it hits like a 4 ton truck! So not only was I strugglin to find the bathroom but I felt that this could take the turn for the worse I thought I was gonna sick from both ends.. and thank God it was only one

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 1:02 PM. Reason : erthj]

11/25/2007 1:01:38 PM

I'm still denying that girls shit

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 1:03 PM. Reason : ]

11/25/2007 1:03:14 PM

good then you can imagine which way I was sick And I would want you to think that then the other way... cause girls don't poop

11/25/2007 1:04:19 PM

11/25/2007 1:16:15 PM

Hey I feel much much better!! Prolly weigh about ten pounds less

11/25/2007 1:19:53 PM

you have a penis, dont you.

11/25/2007 2:43:14 PM

damn, squirt

11/25/2007 2:47:15 PM

glad to hear you took a poop! i'm about to take one

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 4:15 PM. Reason : ^^hahahahah]

11/25/2007 4:14:52 PM

the way to fix that Squirt and I've had several acquaintances try this is to face a wall

then slam your head into repeatedly

it'll work trust me

11/25/2007 4:17:44 PM

I still feel sick... ugh... laxative chocolate + alcohol =

11/25/2007 7:01:41 PM

you really thought mixing alcohol and laxatives would end well?

11/25/2007 7:02:39 PM

girls that smoke =

11/25/2007 7:03:02 PM

Where did that come from? ^

^^ I wasn't thinking...

11/25/2007 7:05:23 PM

its very unbecoming of a female to smoke

11/25/2007 7:07:08 PM

who said anything about smoking?

11/25/2007 7:08:20 PM

Quote :

"And after smokin and drinking and gettin some mad buzz"

11/25/2007 7:08:43 PM

I don't smoke cigs if thats what you're implying.... Never have never will

11/25/2007 7:09:02 PM

lol yeah i'm just messing...i remember back in 06 at lake park

11/25/2007 7:10:11 PM

ohhhh yeah... he he like my second time ever smoking HA! I doubt I would ever make it a habit... just a social thing for me :-) I think its kind dumb... I don't even feel it

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 7:13 PM. Reason : asd]

11/25/2007 7:12:01 PM

never have, never will, eh

11/25/2007 7:13:09 PM

Reminds me of this wedding I went to about 8 years ago. Groom was from Louisiana.

His best friend is up for the wedding, and after the ceremony, he and I are sitting at the bar, downing beers like mad. He asks me if I wanna go smoke a bowl, and I, of course, agree.

We go sit in my car, and before he even gets his bag out, I can smell it. STRONG, FUCKING DANK SHIT. I took like 3 hits off of it, and that shit put me the fuck in la-la land.

We're back in the ballroom, the band is kicking up, and I cannot even see straight. I just KNOW somebody's gonna ask me to dance, because I have a reputation as a dancin' fool, and ALL the wimmens want me to dance with 'em at these things.

I get out in the lobby, and I'm trying to talk (and having a really hard time doing so), to my old roommate, when it hits. I have to sprint for the bathroom and PRAY that nobody is in the stall. Nobody is. I barely sit down when my ass erupts like fucking Old Faithful. God, what a relief. But wait...oh FUCK. Nausea starts building. My stomach grumbles and groans in protest. I'm gonna have to hurl, but so many people are walking in and out of the restroom (this IS a reception with a wet bar after all) that I don't want to have to make so much noise. So I wait, but they keep coming and going. I wait. Tears come to my eyes. I wait. I want to die. I wait. More and more people. Then, all of a sudden, here it comes...bazooka style. The stream hits the floor and goes everywhere. The fucking place CLEARS THE FUCK OUT. And all of a sudden I feel soooo much better...until I look down and notice that I've managed to partially hurl into my pants. Sinking feeling. I clean up as best as I can, and high-tail it outta there, out the back door, and pass out in my car. I hurl three more times and manage to shit my pants. Finally at 4am, I manage to drive very cautiously out of the parking lot and go crash at my friend's condo. Thank god nobody was home.

11/25/2007 7:14:25 PM

11/25/2007 7:15:53 PM

what the HELL prompted that?

11/25/2007 7:16:17 PM

^^^


no cab with dice in the mirror?

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 7:17 PM. Reason : ^]

11/25/2007 7:16:41 PM

assplosions

11/25/2007 7:16:42 PM

Quote :

"I don't even feel it "

thats what SHE said...

11/25/2007 7:16:51 PM

Quote :

"never have, never will, eh"

Look I ran cross country in highschool... Thats the excuse I used so I didn't have to fall to that peer pressure bullshit... I wont date a guy that smokes

11/25/2007 7:17:25 PM

i wont date a broad that smokes

11/25/2007 7:18:06 PM

Hold on...what kind of smoke are we talking about?

For the record, I won't date a girl who smokes. ANYTHING.

11/25/2007 7:18:24 PM

hooka fool!

11/25/2007 7:20:12 PM

haha, this thread is entertainment

11/25/2007 7:20:59 PM

^^^ what if she smokes pole?

11/25/2007 7:21:24 PM

Brandon...you ain't seen nuthin' yet, sir.

Oh, and polesmokers are exempt.

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 7:21 PM. Reason : smoke da pole baby]

11/25/2007 7:21:28 PM

Heck ya this thread is entertaining...

Once this shit passes (no pun) I think I will save it and laugh and show my kids

Josh... how much is your one bedroom place?

[Edited on November 25, 2007 at 7:24 PM. Reason : asfr]

11/25/2007 7:23:22 PM

call that group in switzerland to get yer shit measured. HOW MANY COURICS IS IT?

11/25/2007 7:24:21 PM