yo mama air pits so stanking i thought she has a onion in the headlock cause the smell made me cry

11/16/2007 11:31:40 AM

yo mama so hairy you came out with rugburn.

11/16/2007 11:32:34 AM

Your mom's so fat she has 2 car horns.

One for beeping at other cars

Another for squeezing her fat-ass into the front seat!

- terpball 11-16-07

11/16/2007 11:32:51 AM

Your mommas mouth is so ate up she can eat a piece of corn through a chain link fence


Your momma could suck the sadness off a widow

11/16/2007 11:33:00 AM

^^win

11/16/2007 11:33:31 AM

yo mama so fat she went to donate blood but drowned the clinic

11/16/2007 11:34:01 AM

@ terpball

FTW.

11/16/2007 3:02:02 PM

Ben Kenobi said "that's no moon, that's yo mama!"

11/16/2007 4:49:07 PM

Your mommas teeth so yellow, she used aim and missed

11/16/2007 4:53:04 PM

^^^ Thank you Thank you

I can honestly say I thought that one up myself

11/16/2007 4:54:26 PM

yo momma's so ugly, they push her face through dough to make gorilla cookies

11/16/2007 4:55:15 PM

yo momma so fat, she put on a malcolm x t-shirt and a helicopter landed on her

11/16/2007 5:09:27 PM

yo momma so ugly, dogs vomit after humping her leg.

11/16/2007 6:24:14 PM

Yo mommas so short she can walk under a bed with high-heels on.

Yo mommas so black she got a part-time job as midnight.

Yo mommas so poor, I pushed her doorbell and she stuck her head out the window and said, "Ding-dong!"

11/16/2007 6:37:40 PM

Your momma so fat, she uses a vcr for a pager.

11/16/2007 6:57:05 PM

Quote :

"yo mama air pits so stanking i thought she has a onion in the headlock cause the smell made me cry"

you must do a lot of drugs

11/16/2007 7:17:30 PM

yo mamma so fat

bitch went to sizzler


and got a group discount

11/16/2007 7:28:55 PM

your mom is a fat ass and she's a filthy whore

11/16/2007 7:30:51 PM

^ I'm not sure you understand how this works.

11/17/2007 12:12:20 AM

yo momma so fat her shirt size is "to be continued"

11/17/2007 12:13:45 AM

Your mama's like a bowling ball; first you finger her, then you throw her in the gutter.

11/17/2007 12:14:08 AM

Yo mama so fat, when she gets in the bathtub, the water in the toilet rises.

11/18/2007 2:57:44 PM

Yo mama's so fat it takes two warlocks to summon her.

11/18/2007 3:39:01 PM

I'm sorry I killed this thread .

11/26/2007 10:17:41 AM

yeah, yeah you did

11/26/2007 10:24:17 AM