here we go again...

11/5/2007 4:34:36 PM

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"you would fuck that cow> ?"

nah, I wouldn't fuck dnl

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 4:35 PM. Reason : .]

11/5/2007 4:35:03 PM

just be sure not to use a can, otherwise you might have a Dwight I THINK I CUT MY PENIS ON THE LID moment

11/5/2007 4:35:20 PM

i bet she would do me if i jizzed all over her bossoms

11/5/2007 4:35:55 PM

^^^i think he was talking to me

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 4:36 PM. Reason : i dunno]

11/5/2007 4:36:07 PM

if you're a girl and weigh more than 140 pounds, you are no longer permitted to post in this thread.

I have made this a no fatty zone.

11/5/2007 4:37:20 PM

post

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 4:38 PM. Reason : post post post post]

11/5/2007 4:37:52 PM

yeah still furshia doesnt count though

like 50 pounds is in her bra

11/5/2007 4:38:37 PM

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11/5/2007 4:38:42 PM

you know its possible to be a girl and weigh more than 140 pounds and not be a fatty

11/5/2007 4:38:47 PM

plzz... no fatties.

I have declared this a no fatty zone.

11/5/2007 4:38:50 PM

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"i havent fapped in 3 days now...i'm saving myself for still furshia yep yep"

11/5/2007 4:39:04 PM

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"^^how the fuck would you even know?"

I've been registered for over 2 years and lurk the shit out of this place.

11/5/2007 4:39:12 PM

11/5/2007 4:40:05 PM

you people

11/5/2007 4:41:19 PM

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"yes it does...the fact that dude said he used teh standard vocalization of "1 second" and counted to "6 seconds" with an acceleration of 32ft./sec. does bring Terminal Velocity into the discussion as not being possible, for that is what he claimed to be capable of, expressed through his verbal equation."

No, it's not. You can have an object in the air for 6 seconds without it ever reaching terminal velocity. It depends on more than just the time. ACCELERATION is always there, but a discussion of terminal velocity (which he never implied there) is completely unnecessary.

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 4:43 PM. Reason : You're straight up fucking wrong.]

11/5/2007 4:42:39 PM

yo i'm straight too lets bwn

11/5/2007 4:43:41 PM

not to mention if the jizz goes in the air and back down then it's vertical accleration is going to hit 0 at some point when it changes direction..thus cutting the time for free fall in (approximately) half.. no way you're getting to terminal velocity levels in 3 seconds

11/5/2007 4:44:24 PM

i wonder if these dorks have thought about the fact that it has to go up in the air for ~half that time

11/5/2007 4:44:50 PM

why yes, yes i did

11/5/2007 4:46:15 PM

velocity is determined by the height the jizz reached. Without proper measuring data, this discussion is a moot point.

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 4:46 PM. Reason : x NO FATTIES RESPOND AFTER ME]

11/5/2007 4:46:29 PM

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"You're straight up fucking wrong"

and you're a straight up fucking cunt. doesn't mean Ima stop posting. doesn't mean you're smarter than me, it only means you've been lurking me all day, waiting for me to slip up on ione post out of 45-50 today. go eat a pine cone you stuck up bitch.

11/5/2007 4:46:47 PM

well god damn this was a fuckin can of worms i wouldn't have expected

11/5/2007 4:47:04 PM

I thought my comment was clever and witty and I hate to see the nerd-off it created

11/5/2007 4:47:21 PM

who gives a fuck


i bet evan needs a dildo in his ass to fap

11/5/2007 4:47:21 PM

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"and you're a straight up fucking cunt. doesn't mean Ima stop posting. doesn't mean you're smarter than me, it only means you've been lurking me all day, waiting for me to slip up on ione post out of 45-50 today. go eat a pine cone you stuck up bitch."

I didn't say I was smarter than you, and I haven't been waiting on you to make a mistake. But you just can't seem to admit you made one, and you were rude to chembob when he was right about the exact same thing.

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 4:49 PM. Reason : Calm down, Jesus Christ.]

11/5/2007 4:48:28 PM

not wrong = rude?

for real - stick your fingers in a meat grinder.

^and stop calling me Jesus, that was only once for halloween!

11/5/2007 4:49:50 PM

yeah, actually

because you were wrong and couldn't admit it when he called you out

11/5/2007 4:50:58 PM

internet, serious business

11/5/2007 4:51:24 PM

^maybe if you gave her some dick, she'd cook dinner, wash the dishes, vacuum, something. FUCK!

11/5/2007 4:52:44 PM

I once fapped it to a fat bitch who was dressed in a christmas outfit.

11/5/2007 4:52:51 PM

i once lost my virginity to a fat bitch named heather

11/5/2007 4:54:07 PM

I once fucked a girl that weighed more than me..... actually, twice.

11/5/2007 4:54:42 PM

was that the chick who "raped" you?

11/5/2007 4:56:17 PM

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"before it comes down and hits me"

meaning after it reaches the apex.
that being clarified, a 6 count does indeed enter the realm of terminal velocity.

11/5/2007 4:56:24 PM

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"maybe if you gave her some dick, she'd cook dinner, wash the dishes, vacuum, something. FUCK!"

Maybe you missed the memo.

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"whenever some dude gets threatened by me, my "problem" is automatically assessed as "a guy just won't sleep with me" which, aside from being insulting male chauvinist bullshit, would not change the fact that I'm smarter than you"

11/5/2007 4:56:41 PM

technically girls cant rape a male in nc...

11/5/2007 4:56:44 PM

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"before it comes down and hits me"

meaning after it reaches the apex.
that being clarified, a 6 count does indeed enter the realm of terminal velocity.

so once again...STFU you nerdy undersexed stuck up evil conniving cuntastic fap-forbidding chunk of lard licking troll.

11/5/2007 4:56:45 PM

xsmp did you know still furshia has some uncontrollable problem where she pisses when she orgasms? some kinky shit yo!

11/5/2007 4:57:43 PM

bwahahahahah

plastic wrap ftl

11/5/2007 4:57:59 PM

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"was that the chick who "raped" you?"

yea, the 2nd girl. Not the 1st. The 1st girl i banged out.

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 4:59 PM. Reason : x]

11/5/2007 4:59:07 PM

thats called squirting dnl. some people like that shit

11/5/2007 5:00:55 PM

she had some vagina problem back in the day...she cant help it

11/5/2007 5:01:25 PM

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"meaning after it reaches the apex. that being clarified, a 6 count does indeed enter the realm of terminal velocity."

No, he couldn't count from the max. He said it's probably more like 3 or 3 1/2 later in the thread anyhow. And no, six seconds doesn't determine the equation, either: you'd still need weight, drag and area to be able to determine that. Besides which, ten feet (assuming he's on the floor, it's probably more like 6-8 feet if he's in bed) is not enough room for the terminal velocity to ever be reached based on this situation.

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"so once again...STFU you nerdy undersexed stuck up evil conniving cuntastic fap-forbidding chunk of lard licking troll."

I haven't bothered calling you all these fabulous names. Sweet of you to resort to such lengths in an attempt to insult me when you're still wrong, though.

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 5:02 PM. Reason : .]

11/5/2007 5:01:27 PM

none of the data you are using was present when my original statement was made.
i clarified it for you, and now you're sore...i get it.
but this time, you are wrong.

11/5/2007 5:01:30 PM

WHY DOES EVERYONE CARE ABOUT HOW HIGH HOMEBOY CAN BUST A NUT

11/5/2007 5:02:19 PM

lol..i completely forgot fuschia pisses herself whenever she gets horny.

11/5/2007 5:02:29 PM

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" half.. no way you're getting to terminal velocity levels in 3 seconds"

If it's like a raindrop, it can easily hit terminal velocity in that time span.

You really would have to establish what exactly the terminal velocity would be for this discussion to continue meaningfully...

11/5/2007 5:02:41 PM

^ Right, but we're assuming a much heavier splooge here, and much more than a drop.

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"none of the data you are using was present when my original statement was made. i clarified it for you, and now you're sore...i get it. but this time, you are wrong."

There isn't any data. But the fact that you first thought of using the terminal velocity equation with regards to a relatively small parabola of liquid doesn't make that much sense.

[Edited on November 5, 2007 at 5:07 PM. Reason : .]

11/5/2007 5:03:54 PM

i bet still furshia would make me cum at least 3x my normal amount

11/5/2007 5:04:44 PM