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9/4/2007 11:19:31 PM

lolz, i think i'll just leave you to wonder

[Edited on September 4, 2007 at 11:20 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2007 11:19:58 PM

At 26, I have a new propensity to treat women like I should have at 18.

9/4/2007 11:32:52 PM

every week, i steal a personal item from a different wolfwebber

9/4/2007 11:34:08 PM

^ give my underwear back, you pervert!

9/4/2007 11:37:16 PM

sorry, i sold it to dnl for $7

9/4/2007 11:38:10 PM

underwear? i thought it was a fitted sheet...

[Edited on September 4, 2007 at 11:45 PM. Reason : i keed, i keed ]

9/4/2007 11:38:40 PM

^^ hahaha

^ I confess, you're quite a cunt.

9/4/2007 11:45:30 PM

i know you love me even if you won't say it

9/4/2007 11:49:39 PM

whenever I am interested in/pursuing a girl, I check her Facebook page every day to see if she has updated anything or gotten into a relationship

I usually google-search her name too

and if she has a blog, I check it every couple days to see if she has updated

needless to say, I will not be pursuing any Wolfweb women any time soon

9/4/2007 11:52:45 PM

I routinely write papers for people in exchange for sexual favors or cash.

My buddy and I ran a business photoshopping progress reports for kids who were too stupid to get good grades or use photoshop.

My elementary school had a little postal service to send messages between classrooms. I single-handedly brought down this system by threatening it with violence through anonymous letters.

9/5/2007 12:17:35 AM

i photoshopped many a progress report

9/5/2007 12:18:21 AM

i once dropped a whole box of crackers off the empire state building observation deck.

9/5/2007 12:22:36 AM

im actually a brunette.

9/5/2007 12:26:06 AM

some nights, i send friends text messages that say "need rescue" so they'll call and tell me their car is broken down

just so i can go home without pissing anyone off for wanting to be alone.

9/5/2007 12:29:59 AM

i'll have to use that one

9/5/2007 12:32:36 AM

i've done it three times. i wasn't going to mess with that chick, she was engaged. it was a bad idea for me to be over there in the first place.

and the second two times were with the same people. i played it off well, but forgot that i had done it once before to them.

the only thing is my friends know about it and i hate making them out to be liars.

9/5/2007 12:38:18 AM

I actually like Providence.

9/5/2007 12:38:58 AM

Quote :

"here's to my saving grace... empty parking lots at 2am and hating the world with the best of friends "

9/5/2007 12:40:33 AM

i cry like a little girl at happy endings almost every single time

9/5/2007 12:49:47 AM

I believe in proper hotlinking, but I don't practice it because I like watching people get in a tizzy over something so trivial.

9/5/2007 12:55:37 AM

I'm very upset that I don't know what I want to do with my life yet and it is making me apathetic.

I just want a talent that I can sharpen to perfection. I've always had that dream of making it big but doubt I have what it takes.

I'm a failure.

9/5/2007 1:05:27 AM

I frequently lie to people and say that I'm trying really hard to find a job

In reality I am really enjoying unemployment

9/5/2007 1:07:00 AM

^...also, jimmy eat world and the approaching fall season makes me very nostalgic

9/5/2007 1:10:48 AM

i'm gay

9/5/2007 1:12:21 AM

Quote :

"some nights, i send friends text messages that say "need rescue" so they'll call and tell me their car is broken down just so i can go home without pissing anyone off for wanting to be alone. "

Donald, this is genius.

I could've used this many many times over the course of the last year or so.

9/5/2007 1:38:21 AM

last year, i was watching a movie at a friends...he left the room for a second and i just walked out of the house...that works too

9/5/2007 1:40:18 AM

^^I don't get it: why can't you guys man up and just say "I'm leaving"? If you didn't want to spend time with someone, why would you care if you pissed them off, exactly?

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 1:50 AM. Reason : Hahaha, and guys love to say that only girls do passive-aggressive shit like this.]

9/5/2007 1:41:30 AM

it's fun to be sneaky

9/5/2007 1:42:07 AM

I have a crush on this high school girl who lives w/ her single mom in an apartment near mine

I am seriously considering acting on it

I am something like 10 years older than her

9/5/2007 2:14:19 AM

i found a razor scooter in the trash on hillsborough st. a couple weeks ago...i took it

9/5/2007 2:15:30 AM

i'm actually ridiculously jealous right now which is weird because i'm not the jealous type


and i'd like to honestly say i'm above this, but i really want to kick someone's ass about it

9/5/2007 2:18:07 AM

i think jealousy may be the worst feeling in the world...luckily i haven't been so in a while

9/5/2007 2:20:40 AM

it's such a useless emotion


and the thing is, i know i shouldn't be...the situation is as it is because of my own decision, and yet i can't get over wanting to have my cake as well as indulge in its creamy, rich, succulent pleasures

9/5/2007 2:25:47 AM

The threads that got locked in the Soap Box section brought more humor than a week's worth of Chit Chat has lately.

9/5/2007 2:26:50 AM

^^ don't do that, DC

you'd totally ruin my image of you as an innocent little schoolboy

9/5/2007 2:28:28 AM

i skipped work this morning because i didn't do my homework last night










and i still haven't started

9/5/2007 7:53:56 AM

laziness is my drug

and i had a 5 minute crush on Mavis Staples sometime back on 05 or 06.

9/5/2007 11:11:46 AM

Quote :

"I don't get it: why can't you guys man up and just say "I'm leaving"? If you didn't want to spend time with someone, why would you care if you pissed them off, exactly? "

because i'm probably too complex. i love going out, but sometimes social anxiety takes over and i just want to come back here and play guitar for a few hours. Instead of people thinking that I don't like them or anything like that, it's easier to have an escape route. It's not that I don't like them, it's that I need to get away sometimes.

Quote :

"Hahaha, and guys love to say that only girls do passive-aggressive shit like this"

I have no recollection of myself or WillemJoel ever saying anything like that.

9/5/2007 11:16:40 AM

Quote :

"because i'm probably too complex. i love going out, but sometimes social anxiety takes over and i just want to come back here and play guitar for a few hours. Instead of people thinking that I don't like them or anything like that, it's easier to have an escape route. It's not that I don't like them, it's that I need to get away sometimes."

I'm with you on this. Extroverts seem to have trouble grasping the concept of enjoying being alone for the sake of being alone. They always assume something is "wrong" when, occasionally, you need some time by yourself to make everything right.

9/5/2007 11:19:33 AM

^^ Not if you explain that you just need some alone time. I mean, what ever happened to being honest with other people?

And you're making your friends out to be liars as well, as you said before.

I don't see this as you being "complex." It's not a "complex" idea that some people would rather be alone occasionally. It's you being avoidant and needing a scapegoat for it.

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 1:31 PM. Reason : .]

9/5/2007 1:27:06 PM

I had a couple beers last night with this really hot girl I met

then I realized she was more broken than I could ever be when it comes to the opposite sex

I could have gone home with her and done anything I wanted but I didn't even try and I didn't even ask for her number when she left to go home


why do I have a conscience

9/5/2007 1:32:02 PM

i secretly want to live in cuba.

i'm also planning a trip to germany in december, where i'm considering not coming back for a while.

this might make me a bad American.

9/5/2007 1:35:14 PM

broken, like AIDs broken?

this street lingo eludes me

9/5/2007 1:36:01 PM

i think he meant she came with a lot of baggage, and uses sex to feel like men love her or something. maybe?

9/5/2007 1:36:44 PM

^^^^ Definitely been there.

Weird feeling.

[Edited on September 5, 2007 at 1:37 PM. Reason : ^]

9/5/2007 1:36:50 PM

I just 'listened' to my friend talk for a good 20 mins on the phone, and it was actually something probably important that I needed to hear.... too bad I set the phone down next to me for a good 10 minutes and just said 'uh huh' every few moments...


i'm a bad friend... ? I just don't like talking on the phone that much.

9/5/2007 1:39:27 PM

hahaha, i zone out sometimes when talking to friends and do the same thing

as long as they don't realize it, you're in the clear

9/5/2007 1:42:12 PM

^, ^^
back when landline phones were popular, I always liked to hit mute and then say, "Shut up you stupid fag"

and the other person just kept on talking

9/5/2007 1:47:18 PM

Here goes: I sped. I followed too closely. I ran a stop sign. I almost hit a Chevy. I sped some more. I failed to yield at a crosswalk. I changed lanes at the intersection. I changed lanes without signaling while running a red light and *speeding*!

9/5/2007 1:47:20 PM