2 pages of thoughtless boyfriends!!

12/23/2006 12:18:33 AM

Ditto the dick in a box suggestion.

12/23/2006 10:21:19 AM

Dick in a box is better than any jewelry with pearls.

12/23/2006 5:44:47 PM

dick in a box provides pearls

12/23/2006 6:10:16 PM

Quote :

"a new boyfriend"

or these are really funny:
http://www.fleshlight.com/main/product_info.php?products_id=36

[Edited on December 23, 2006 at 7:41 PM. Reason : I don't know what you'd do with it, really, but it'd be a nice paperweight]

12/23/2006 7:39:59 PM

make a cd

12/23/2006 9:16:48 PM

dick in a box and a pearl necklace

12/23/2006 10:05:05 PM

Combine the two, hang the pearl necklace inside the box.

12/23/2006 10:57:01 PM

whatever you do dont get her anything useful. Girls hate shit liek that.



Jewelry is a safe option.

12/23/2006 10:59:03 PM

seriously, jewelry. as long as it's decent-looking you can't go wrong.

12/23/2006 11:58:12 PM

gift card to a store she likes

12/24/2006 1:37:39 AM

Quote :

"whatever you do dont get her anything useful. Girls hate shit liek that. "

That's a bunch of crap. I'm sure everyone already knows that.

12/24/2006 7:05:45 AM

a IM that says "I don't want to be with you anymore"

12/24/2006 9:57:08 AM

so.... what did you get her??

12/24/2006 2:56:16 PM

probably a dick in a box

12/24/2006 7:41:52 PM

b00b JOB

12/24/2006 9:34:52 PM

dude. I'm feeling nice. Here you go man:

If she's a slut: make up from Benefit
If she's bitchy: expensive sunglasses and a handmade card
If she is trying to get married: a garden- perhaps a chia head?
If she's normal and boring: scarf...cashmere...j.crew if you really want to shoot the money gun.

12/24/2006 11:28:08 PM

now is the appropriate time to worry about last minute gifts.

12/24/2006 11:30:41 PM