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7/26/2006 12:18:17 AM
7/26/2006 12:27:38 AM
Dinosaurs were not on the ark. Dinosaurs never existed.Dinosaur bones were planted in the ground by Satan, to make all of you smarty-pants doubt the Bible.
7/26/2006 12:37:32 AM
7/26/2006 1:46:11 AM
[Edited on July 26, 2006 at 2:20 AM. Reason : ]
7/26/2006 2:17:28 AM
God killed Satan years ago.
7/26/2006 2:24:42 AM
7/26/2006 8:07:35 AM
7/26/2006 9:41:21 AM
^^ off to a good start on TWW
7/26/2006 9:52:36 AM
7/26/2006 10:15:00 AM
Guess I haven't read Genesis in a while...But I'm still right. Anyhow, what exactly is a clean animal?I thought pigs are considered to be unclean in the Old Testament, how the fuck are they still around?(I'm not complaining, I'd be shit out of luck without barbecue.)
7/26/2006 10:34:06 AM
if you had read the first paragraph of this thread, you would know
7/26/2006 10:48:58 AM
I always assumed that they took 7 of each of the clean animals aboard the ark because they needed to offer animal sacrifices every so often. 7 was probably the magic number that gave them just enough animals to offer sacrifice and still have 2 left over by the time the water subsided.As far as the pig thing... The clean v. unclean (talking law of Moses here {post flood}) was more a dietary thing. Animals that didn't have a cloven hoof and didn't chew cud were considered unclean. They couldn't eat pig because they didn't chew the cud. So they are still around because no one ate them all. [Edited on July 26, 2006 at 10:53 AM. Reason : -]
7/26/2006 10:52:31 AM
Sewer-rat might taste like pumpkin pie, but I wouldn't know cause I never eat the filthy mothafuckas.
7/26/2006 11:01:05 AM
^^^Thank you, point taken.So Moses actually took 7 of each clean animal and 2 of the other ones.Does that make a literal interpretation of the great flood any more based in reality?No.
7/26/2006 11:03:32 AM
Did someone say it did? BTW:
7/26/2006 11:04:59 AM
the Flood narrative of Genesis chapters 6-9 is actually two different stories that were later edited together into one.in one of the stories, Noah takes 2 of every animal.in the other story, Noah takes 7 pairs of every clean animal so he can sacrifice them later.its easy to get the mishmash of multiple/conflicting/contradictory bible stories mixed up. references:documentary hypothesis: http://ccat.sas.upenn.edu/rs/2/Judaism/jepd.htmlflood narrative redaction: http://ccat.sas.upenn.edu/rs/2/Judaism/jp-flood.html[Edited on July 26, 2006 at 11:53 AM. Reason : ]
7/26/2006 11:52:44 AM
7/26/2006 12:01:50 PM
so what happens when people finally realize that god doesnt exist and when you die you cease to exist anymore?
7/26/2006 12:40:04 PM
i think, whether or not god exists, you find out when you die, so you cant really change it
7/26/2006 12:40:47 PM
i'd be pissed if i died and found out that the scientologists were right all along.
7/26/2006 1:13:09 PM
7/26/2006 9:37:50 PM
7/27/2006 12:28:42 AM
7/27/2006 1:06:03 AM
You know whatI bet God made a YTMND about us:HEY JESUS, LOL.
7/27/2006 11:18:46 AM
7/27/2006 11:45:24 AM
Please read the sentence again.Its not saying what you think it is.
7/27/2006 12:34:37 PM
7/27/2006 12:36:35 PM
7/27/2006 1:36:11 PM
7/31/2006 10:10:49 PM
"You know the world's 12 thousand years old and dinosaurs existed, they existed in that time, you'd think it would have been mentioned in the fucking Bible at some point. "And lo Jesus and the disciples walked to Nazareth. But the trail was blocked by a giant brontosaurus... with a splinter in his paw. And O the disciples did run a shriekin': 'What a big fucking lizard, Lord!' But Jesus was unafraid and he took the splinter from the brontosaurus's paw and the big lizard became his friend. And Jesus sent him to Scotland where he lived in a loch for O so many years inviting thousands of American tourists to bring their fat fucking families and their fat dollar bills.And oh Scotland did praise the Lord. Thank you Lord, thank you Lord. Thank you Lord.""Get this, I actually asked one of these guys, OK, Dinosaurs fossils - how does that fit into you scheme of life? Let me sit down and strap in. He said, "Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith." I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude. You believe that? "uh huh." Does that trouble anyone here? The idea that God.. might be.. fuckin' with our heads? I have trouble sleeping with that knowledge. Some prankster God running around: "Hu hu ho. We will see who believes in me now, ha ha." [mimes God burying fossils] "I am God, I am a prankster." "I am killing Me."- Bill Hicks... he got the 12 thousand thing wrong, but... whatever, he's still a god[Edited on July 31, 2006 at 10:23 PM. Reason : .]
7/31/2006 10:23:48 PM
8/1/2006 12:02:00 AM
The concept of "God" was created by humans...Mike
8/1/2006 1:59:34 AM
8/1/2006 8:19:45 AM
we shall call him Jacksapien Hammeroid[Edited on August 1, 2006 at 9:19 AM. Reason : 3]
8/1/2006 9:19:42 AM
8/1/2006 10:02:23 AM
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8/27/2013 6:04:22 PM
Whatever happened to josh numbers.
8/27/2013 8:18:38 PM
8/27/2013 8:56:12 PM
Whoa, a religion thread without my input. Must have been in my "Not posting regularly on TWW" years.
8/28/2013 11:59:25 AM
This is a science thread bro
8/28/2013 10:07:41 PM
were unicorns on Noah's ark?
8/28/2013 10:25:11 PM
science has no explanation for how the universe (or whatever the most zoomed out level of everything is called) came to be. Neither does religion. Both explanations are actually equally laughable. Religion says that God started everything and nothing came before God.Science says the universe started from a singularity and nothing came before the singularity.Maybe God is the singularity? Either way nothing makes sense so why even talk about it.
8/28/2013 11:15:31 PM
Not sure if trolling, but "science" doesn't say anything.Even any scientist who states that "the universe started from a singularity" is saying it provisionally because the current data best supports that hypothesis. Any time a scientist says anything they're saying it provisionally. That's why comparing science and religion is stupid.I was going to explain why we should talk about unknown things but at this point I'm certain you're trolling.
8/29/2013 10:48:00 AM
E Man is a troll
8/29/2013 11:00:00 AM
^^I'm not trolling. You're right on but that is the closest thing to a common scientific explanation. The point was that neither science or religion really has an answer for how the universe started so why bother.
8/29/2013 12:54:53 PM
science is a process, not a list of answers. so yes, science does have "the answer"
8/29/2013 12:55:46 PM
"science" learns more about the nature of the universe every day. that's "why" we keep talking about it.
8/29/2013 3:49:16 PM
Cool video
8/29/2013 4:41:38 PM