id blow it all in a month

6/20/2006 4:36:30 PM

1. Put aside for finish undergrad and grad
2. pay off my parents house
3. newer bmw
4. house for me
5. hitman to knock off vert
6. invest.

6/20/2006 4:57:11 PM

I would buy a big fucking yacht. And it would be my fucking big yacht. All the hot chicks would come to my yacht. And then we would all fuck on the yacht.

Even though it's a trimaran, we would still tip it over with all the fucking.

6/20/2006 9:38:40 PM

not a damn thing.....


for the rest of my life.

6/21/2006 12:31:43 PM

invest invest invest

6/21/2006 12:35:20 PM

1. Quit.
2. Pay off student loans, CCs, the car, and the mortgages in the names of myself, my fiancé, my mom, and my dad.
3. Hire Honkeyball to design a nice, contemporary house to be built near where I already live.
4. Furnish said house with modern furniture.
5. Keep a few months of expenses in the bank, MMs, and CDs.
6. Invest the rest into a portfolio mixed up between income-producing securities like munis, corporate bonds, and utility stocks; growth securities like small and midcap equities and junk bonds; and keep a good portion of it in treasuries just in case.
7.
8. Profit.

Never work again. Ever. Ever. Ever.

[Edited on June 21, 2006 at 1:43 PM. Reason : .]

6/21/2006 1:42:41 PM

Quote :

"Given the AIDS infection rate among Thai prostitutes, you might well die really fucking soon."

Oh well. At least I'd die happy, with a bunch of beautiful Asian women running around. Hopefully I'd die fucking one. What an awesome way to die.

6/21/2006 2:01:29 PM