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6/11/2006 8:49:45 PM

How do you get a UNC girl in an elevator?

Grease up her hips and throw in a twinkie

Whats the difference between a UNC girl and a phone booth?

you can only fit 3 football players in a phone booth at one time

6/11/2006 10:54:05 PM

An elderly woman, who never married, died and meets St Peter at the pearly gates. St Pete was very impressed with the lady, since she was able to remain celibate throughout her life. He told her that because of her purity on earth she would be allowed to sleep with any three men of her choosing.
Her first choice was Brad Pitt. St Peter said “Oh yes, he is a very handsome man, and a movie star, good choice. Who is your next choice?” “Bill Clinton”, the lady replied. St Peter also understood this choice, since Bill Clinton was a President of the United States, and a very powerful man. He inquired about her third choice. She said, “I would like to have sex with Dean Smith”. St Peter said “Who?” The lady explained. “I am from North Carolina, and well, all my life I have heard everyone say: Fuck Dean Smith.”

6/12/2006 5:59:16 PM