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1/25/2006 4:44:21 PM

Paul Cousins is [old]... both the topic and the man himself.

1/25/2006 4:48:22 PM

bttt

1/25/2006 5:01:26 PM

paul cousins went on maury

the paternity test revealed that he was his own father

1/25/2006 5:09:09 PM

who the hell is paul cousins?

1/25/2006 5:26:21 PM

Just some guy that gives lousy head.

1/25/2006 5:28:33 PM

BWAHAHAHAHA

1/25/2006 5:33:15 PM

Quote :

"Paul Cousins is probably reading this right now and being like stop guys thats not true"

1/25/2006 5:53:18 PM

paul cousins plays for seton hall

1/25/2006 8:41:56 PM

wink martindale did it

1/26/2006 10:35:44 PM

paul cousins is backing up tww

1/30/2006 11:08:59 PM

Paul Cousins bets on dog fights.

1/30/2006 11:24:05 PM

Every time Paul Cousins smiles it saves the life of a dying man. Ironically, Paul Cousins only smiles after he kills someone.

1/30/2006 11:27:20 PM

This is Paul Cousins, not Bill Brasky or Vin Diesel. You sir, are a jackass.

1/30/2006 11:28:05 PM

haha, i totally stole that from chuck norris douche

1/30/2006 11:30:38 PM

^ get out of the thread faggot

1/30/2006 11:31:23 PM

OH, YOU TOTALLY GOT ME!

However, Chuck Norris is not Paul Cousins either, and his "facts" cannot be transfered. They are different completely.

1/30/2006 11:31:29 PM

i got you good

1/30/2006 11:33:41 PM

paul cousins produced all but four tracks off of ghostface's new album

1/31/2006 12:57:30 AM

paul cousins says it's gonna snow

2/7/2006 2:42:52 AM

paul cousins was a referee at the super bowl

2/9/2006 12:27:35 AM

paul cousins snitched on the crime spree playas

2/23/2006 11:45:46 PM

Paul Cousins burned down the Reichstag

2/23/2006 11:47:15 PM

paul cousins custom made juggernaut's suit

2/23/2006 11:48:27 PM

paul cousins crotch-punched hodge

-ZiP!-

2/23/2006 11:49:29 PM

paul cousins was natalee holloway's valentine

2/23/2006 11:50:37 PM

brilliant thread 10/10

[Edited on February 23, 2006 at 11:51 PM. Reason : d]

2/23/2006 11:51:07 PM

Paul Cousins helps run Tom Cruise's E-meter

2/23/2006 11:52:36 PM

Paul Cousins hogs the left lane

2/23/2006 11:52:54 PM

paul cousins told alex trebeck that the robot nerd guy was a robot

-ZiP!-

2/23/2006 11:53:05 PM

paul cousins reported Vitor lost

then found him

2/23/2006 11:53:48 PM

paul cousins' cousins disowned him

-ZiP!-

2/23/2006 11:54:27 PM

Paul Cousins stole Vitor's fiancee

2/23/2006 11:54:41 PM

Paul Cousins helped Al Gore invent the Internet

2/23/2006 11:55:02 PM

paul cousins is actually his maiden name

-ZiP!-

2/23/2006 11:55:47 PM

Paul Cousins drew the Mohammad cartoons

2/23/2006 11:56:05 PM

paul cousins snitched on marko

2/23/2006 11:56:46 PM

paul cousins drew the mohammad cartoons, true, but he also protested danish goods

-ZiP!-

2/23/2006 11:59:23 PM

paul cousins gave the team the halftime speech last night

2/24/2006 12:23:44 AM

paul cousins shot at that blonde girl that gave the interview to wral

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2/24/2006 12:24:51 AM

paul cousins was getting his hair cut beside the barber that got stabbed

2/24/2006 12:25:46 AM

paul cousins has naked photos of you

2/24/2006 12:26:22 AM

paul cousins has been at ncsu longer than marko

(well, that one's a lie)

-ZiP!-

2/24/2006 12:26:27 AM

paul cousins is the GM of the knicks

2/24/2006 12:27:21 AM

paul cousins stopped the printing of the daily tar hell

2/24/2006 12:27:37 AM

paul cousins knows dr phil's last name

2/24/2006 12:28:39 AM

paul cousins just told me to stop drinking this beer thats in my hand

-ZiP!-

2/24/2006 12:29:00 AM

oh my.

-LimpyNuts!-

2/24/2006 12:29:45 AM

paul cousins has no aunt or uncle

2/24/2006 12:30:39 AM

paul cousins drafted sam bowie

2/24/2006 12:31:10 AM