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1/5/2011 9:34:55 PM
FUCK
1/5/2011 9:35:09 PM
1/5/2011 9:35:45 PM
loldmn you i guesshaha
1/5/2011 9:36:20 PM
I better not be getting sick
1/5/2011 9:36:32 PM
You know what type of people bug the hell out of me?The people that "know" everything. There is this guy I work with, and it doesn't matter what you're talking about he knows something about it. God help you if you talk about something he actually does know something about.But the best is when he acts like he knows all about something that you know quite a bit about and you're able to call him out on it?You know that episode on The Office when Oscar gets called out for being wrong. Oscar's phrase is "Actually..." well this guys phrase is "Did you know..."
1/5/2011 9:42:06 PM
Did you know that your anus is actually your mouth?
1/5/2011 9:46:32 PM
Wonder if hippy moms will shut the fuck up now and vaccinate their kids after finding out the study claiming vaccines cause autism WAS ALL A LIE.but most likely not.
1/5/2011 9:46:58 PM
I gotta pee]
1/5/2011 9:47:28 PM
I absolutely DESPISE being upset and being left to just stew on it alone. Oh, silly Lindsey, these things don't matter to anyone but you. [Edited on January 5, 2011 at 10:48 PM. Reason : .]
1/5/2011 10:47:51 PM
Master_Yoda has a squeaky kitten.
1/5/2011 10:50:38 PM
yuffers, it was jamesvandermemes.com
1/5/2011 10:51:17 PM
I wonder if I could request to get paid in gold
1/5/2011 10:51:47 PM
Hm..... How do you nicely tell someone you think their kid's head is fucked up?And I mean literally the shape of the head, not behavioral-wise[Edited on January 5, 2011 at 10:54 PM. Reason : .]
1/5/2011 10:54:13 PM
"ew, whats wrong with your kids head?"
1/5/2011 10:55:09 PM
hahaha be like "so when did you drop johnny? "also, I fucking love my point and shoot
1/5/2011 10:58:32 PM
I'd rather say, "This is why you shouldn't have fucking smoked when you were pregnant"
1/5/2011 10:59:27 PM
I should be asleep right now, time to make it happen.Also, Val is whining at me...FFFFUUUUU
1/5/2011 11:04:38 PM
Target brand red nyquil stuff makes me go kookoocrazybananas
1/5/2011 11:07:41 PM
lol
1/5/2011 11:09:40 PM
Niiiiiiiice samwise.
1/5/2011 11:11:40 PM
do whut, nyquil is not red target brand or not. chu got chu some of that 'tussin
1/5/2011 11:13:52 PM
One of my friends' boyfriend has an oddly shaped head, that was all I could think about the first time I met him. He shaves his head, too, so it's really noticeable.
1/5/2011 11:14:42 PM
Why do people become so hate filled over pepperoni son?
1/5/2011 11:16:11 PM
Pepperoni??
1/5/2011 11:19:21 PM
Need to diet.
1/5/2011 11:25:49 PM
^^Don't ask.We probably don't want to know.[Edited on January 5, 2011 at 11:27 PM. Reason : .]
1/5/2011 11:25:55 PM
^5 Well... this is more than oddly shaped, imo :\ the baby looks like it haswhich isn't a good sign..
1/5/2011 11:44:12 PM
when I see a picture of a baby I immediately think of this one type of baby wipe. It's what my 8th grade health teacher used to wipe off the Baby-Think-It-Over babies before handing them out.Scent is the strongest sense tied to man.
1/5/2011 11:56:54 PM
well that was fun hahaok, bedtime now, night TWW
1/6/2011 12:02:58 AM
gnight Zorthage :]There are some things I really don't like about people. One of them is talking to them online, saying "hey, btw, I'm gonna head out in about half an hour", they respond "bye" right then. Is this just me? Cuz it kinda ticks me off or seems rude. :/
1/6/2011 12:15:44 AM
why do you have to tell them 30 mins in advance?
1/6/2011 12:16:59 AM
Eh, Usually not a full half hour, but sometimes it'll be we're talking about plans for later. Iunno.Also, wtf is a Baby-Think-It-Over baby?
1/6/2011 12:18:03 AM
8th grade program where you take a baby home that you gotta stick a key in to feed etc. makes you learn "parenting" and to wrap itthose blue moon pints were off today :puke:[Edited on January 6, 2011 at 12:40 AM. Reason : .]
1/6/2011 12:39:47 AM
sometimes i really fucking hate djingnow is one of those times
1/6/2011 12:41:55 AM
why
1/6/2011 12:42:38 AM
1/6/2011 12:42:56 AM
oops, forgot i left the cat out in the garage. Oh well, maybe next time she'll come inside when I tell her to.
1/6/2011 1:28:01 AM
can't wait to sleep on my new/old power rangers pillow tonight
1/6/2011 3:12:02 AM
1/6/2011 3:16:53 AM
^i had to take that thing home twice and still got a zero because the stupid motherfucker didn't know how to work the thing and i already knew all about sex, reproduction and safer sex methods
1/6/2011 4:35:05 AM
dear morning, do not want.ruh roh. Everyone better go out and get their milk sammicheshttp://www.wral.com/weather/story/8889004/
1/6/2011 7:00:29 AM
YES!!!I missed the last one due to work and travelling (well I saw it, but I didn't get to go enjoy it ) Mother nature owes me a good snow storm. I am rooting for this system!!! GOOOO SNOOWWWW
1/6/2011 8:01:41 AM
i'm sleepy
1/6/2011 8:12:10 AM
hadn't slept in my own bed in a few days. Did not sleep well
1/6/2011 8:17:08 AM
I hope it doesnt snow next week. I actually dislike working from home.
1/6/2011 8:32:56 AM
i really feel like crap...i have a terrible sinus headache
1/6/2011 8:35:33 AM
^^you could always walk over to the 3amigo's house up the street and pester them while you work... that would have to make it more enjoyable
1/6/2011 8:36:57 AM
I, too, have a terrible sinus headache
1/6/2011 8:37:45 AM
^^I prefer to call them the Ambigously Gay trio.
1/6/2011 8:40:48 AM