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8/30/2012 12:57:27 PM

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" 2 hours ago near Greenville, NC · Wow! Turned on the tele to find a massive scoreline... West Ham 3 - 0 Fulham. Talk about domination, and it's ONLY half time!"

For fuck's sake

Is there a weeaboo term for British wannabees?

9/1/2012 10:36:41 AM

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"White people if wont jesus christ and 12 street disciples to help america.U Gotz to do something for me help black people in america when we leave early"

A+++

9/4/2012 12:59:00 PM

^^What the bloody hell are you on about, mate?

9/4/2012 5:19:09 PM

wrong thread

[Edited on September 4, 2012 at 5:23 PM. Reason : .]

9/4/2012 5:22:57 PM

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"M. Romney got 0% of black votes B. Obama got 94% if you didn't get 1 vote from a whole race that should be telln ya somethin....."

9/4/2012 9:17:08 PM

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"GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!! ~~ This year October has 5 Mondays, 5 Tuesdays and 5 Wednesdays. This Happens once every 823 years. This is called "Money bags". So copy this to your status and money will arrive within 4 days. Based on Chinese Feng Shui. The one who does not copy, will be without money. Copy within 11 mins of reading. Can't hurt so I did it "

9/4/2012 10:17:22 PM

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"Rap sucks, it's meaningless garbage that is only fillin our children with more Capitalist views and standards that will only complicate their lives, further more put them into state of mind that influences more and more people to fall into the mind warping band wagon called radical commercialization. Get real, rap isn't..."

9/6/2012 3:42:15 PM

racist

9/6/2012 5:16:14 PM

haha these wackjobs are kinda fun

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"Fact it Im not voting for some Islamic Dictator who is running our country into the ground and That is MY opinion...."

9/6/2012 6:48:08 PM

^ hahahaha, I read through that entire thread on facebook. What a fucking dolt.


Sad thing is I even work with people that believe that same type of propaganda shit...and will spew it freely, even though it flies in the face of all reason, facts, and common sense.



[Edited on September 6, 2012 at 7:14 PM. Reason : dddd]

9/6/2012 7:14:29 PM

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"hahahaha, I read through that entire thread on facebook. What a fucking dolt."

Yeah it's actually pretty humorous. I'd grow tired of it in large doses but he's the only person on my friend list like that so he stays for the entertainment value.

9/6/2012 7:56:36 PM

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"Dont forget the failed stimulus plan... his buddies at cylindrya (sic) now that cost a coo 500 mil we paid for and more now that the FBI had to step in and investigate that mess. Im stll waiting in my stimulus check.... but to be honest Oweboma really isnt in charge. No he is a puppet for George Soros and the builderberg group...."

9/7/2012 9:16:01 AM

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"Based on Chinese Feng Shui"

Now print this webpage out and frame it on the Western side of your living room.

9/7/2012 10:16:22 AM

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"I am feeling quite chipper on this sunny Friday morning in Atlanta...and so I have decided that I no longer wish to go by the nickname "Foxy". I have officially changed my street name to "Foxy Boo Boo Child". Please comply accordingly. Thank you and God Bless"

Status of a dude, liked by a rather country, but really attractive and actually smart, if not a bit sheltered, girl I cursorily know, which subsequently showed up in my News Feed.

9/7/2012 10:53:45 AM

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"Just read the words of your communist, muslim "president" Barack Hussein Obama. There is no doubt about who this man is or where his loyalty lies. He is a life long muslim and America-hater. He despises successful people and he hates the American way. "

have a feeling I'm going to get defriended because I posted this in response:

http://georgewbush-whitehouse.archives.gov/news/releases/2001/09/20010917-11.html

9/11/2012 1:15:05 PM

9/11/2012 1:17:28 PM

^^who posted that? family member? college friend?

9/11/2012 1:46:09 PM

old childhood friend who has gone off the deep end

9/11/2012 2:00:59 PM

Post some links about the crusades in response.

9/11/2012 2:48:02 PM

he deleted the initial post so my response is no longer in the comments section

9/11/2012 2:54:24 PM

meh. i delete things i don't like that people post on my profile. but i'm smarter than that dude. lol

9/11/2012 3:02:12 PM

pussy

9/11/2012 3:42:32 PM

it's not that. i'd just rather forget about it then say what i'm thinking because it's rarely nice and could turn unnecessarily ugly. and i don't want other people to get involved in a shouting match on my facebook page. it's happened before though, and it went on for a very long time between myself, family members, and friends of mine they didn't even know. needless to say i am not "friends" with those family members anymore, nor am i friends with them in real life.

[Edited on September 11, 2012 at 4:04 PM. Reason : ]

9/11/2012 4:02:27 PM

So what if it turns ugly?

9/11/2012 4:02:47 PM

it's my page i can do what i want

9/11/2012 4:05:48 PM

that thing about barack's communism sounds like michael savage lol

9/11/2012 4:07:22 PM

^ dude is a gigantic Michael Savage fan

aaaaaaaand he defriended me

9/11/2012 4:33:32 PM

Good riddance

9/11/2012 4:48:24 PM

Makes total sense

9/12/2012 3:15:56 PM

i just don't get it, at all

9/12/2012 3:17:55 PM

Some guy from my high school is ending his posts with "Bend over"

9/12/2012 8:30:26 PM

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"getting ready to hop on my bike and roll on up to The Creek to get our learn on!!!! "

"The Creek" is a church

9/12/2012 8:40:30 PM

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"I WROTE A BOOK ABOUT MY STRUGGLES... I was born in one country, raised in another. My father was born in another country. I was not his only child. He fathered several children with numerous women. I became very close to my mother, as my father showed no interest in me. My mother died at an early age from cancer. Although my father deserted me and my mother raised me, I later wrote a book idolizing my father not my mother. Later in life, questions arose over my real name. My birth records were sketchy. No one was able to produce a legitimate, reliable birth certificate. I grew up practicing one faith but converted to Christianity, as it was widely accepted in my new country, but I practiced non-traditional beliefs and didn't follow Christianity, except in the public eye under scrutiny. I worked and lived among lower-class people as a young adult, disguising myself as someone who really cared about them. That was before I decided it was time to get serious about my life and embarked on a new career. I wrote a book about my struggles growing up. It was clear to those who read my memoirs, that I had difficulties accepting that my father abandoned me as a child. I became active in local politics in my 30's then, with help behind the scenes, I literally burst onto the scene as a candidate for national office in my 40's. They said I had a golden tongue and could talk anyone into anything. I had a virtually non-existent resume, little work history, and no experience in leading a single organization. Yet I was a powerful speaker and citizens were drawn to me, as though I were a magnet and they were small roofing tacks. I drew incredibly large crowds during my public appearances. This bolstered my ego. At first, my political campaign focused on my country's foreign policy... I was very critical of my country in the last war, and seized every opportunity to bash my country. But what launched my rise to national prominence were my views on the country's economy.I pretended to have a really good plan on how we could do better, and every poor person would be fed and housed for free. I knew which group was responsible for getting us into this mess. It was the free market, banks and corporations.I decided to start making citizens hate them and, if they became envious of others who did well, the plan was clinched tight. I called mine "A People's Campaign".That sounded good to all people. I was the surprise candidate because I emerged from outside the traditional path of politics and was able to gain widespread popular support. I knew that, if I merely offered the people 'hope', together we could change our country and the world.So, I started to make my speeches sound like they were on behalf of the downtrodden, poor, ignorant to include "persecuted minorities." My true views were not widely known and I kept them unknown, until after I became my nation's leader. I had to carefully guard reality, as anybody could have easily found out what I really believed, if they had simply read my writings and examined those people I associated with. I'm glad they didn't. Then I became the most powerful man in the world. And then the world learned the truth. Who am I ? Answer: ADOLPH HITLER. Were you thinking of SOMEONE ELSE?"

9/18/2012 1:12:42 PM

Some of y'all need to go on an unfriending spree.

9/18/2012 1:48:25 PM

^^WOW

9/18/2012 4:25:15 PM

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"Marlin Firearms is already closing its doors! They are doing it to us, America! Even if you do not own a gun you need to know this. This needs to be spread to all gun owners and sportsman. We cannot rely on the media to inform us of these types of matters. Something You May Not Know That Is Happening ... Who is buying companies, manufacturing guns??? For the last several years a company called The Freedom Group has been buying up gun and ammunition manufacturers. Some of the companies are Bushmaster, Marlin, Remington, DPMS, Dakota Arms and H&R. Some people worry that this Freedom Group is going to control most of the firearms companies in the United States. If you control the manufacturers you can decide to stop selling to civilians. What a perfect way to control guns. Now if you do some digging you will see that The Freedom Group is owned by a company called Cerberus Capital Management. Guess who controls Cerberus??? GEORGE SOROS!!! He wants to restrict or ban all civilian guns. Please pass this on to all your freedom loving friends. This needs to come out. Why have we not heard about this in the "mainstream" media? I would think this would be BIG news. (Soros also owns Progressive Insurance). If you don't know who George Soros is, you need to do some Research. He backed Obama with millions of dollars and Obama is a puppet on a string controlled by Soros. Send this to every gun owner in America."

maybe YOU should do some research before copypastaing a bunch of false bullshit

9/18/2012 9:13:37 PM

"I wrote a book about my struggles" gave it away in the first line. obviously it was about hitler. Who else could it have been about?

[Edited on September 18, 2012 at 9:19 PM. Reason : ]

9/18/2012 9:18:55 PM

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"Who am I ? Answer: ADOLPH HITLER. Were you thinking of SOMEONE ELSE?"

If people were supposed to say they thought it was Obama then they shouldn't have included the part about rising to political fame in the '40s.

But either way...that's stupid.

[Edited on September 18, 2012 at 9:22 PM. Reason : d]

9/18/2012 9:22:00 PM

^It was "in my 40's", not "the 40's".
^^Obviously the book is meant to allude to either of Obama's first two books, since they were about his life and overcoming obstacles to get where he is today (when he wrote them).

Regardless, it's ridiculous, but it did fool a lot of people. Oh the idiots commenting and reposting.

9/19/2012 8:02:13 AM

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"Chick Fil A has decided to put financial gain above their Christian principles by telling Chicago they will stop funding Christian organizations. I encourage Christians to consider boycotting CFA."

9/20/2012 10:04:33 AM

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" saw a billboard yesterday on my way to Raleigh and it simply read: Is this the sign you were looking for? - signed God" How many times do we ask God for a sign when we already know in our heart what the answer really should be?? For a simple sign - it really made me think..."

9/23/2012 6:32:03 PM

not a status update, but i did lol when i saw this on my timeline:

9/23/2012 6:41:00 PM

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" I just hope that the American people have had enough with our Communist leaning Muslim in the White House."

9/24/2012 7:55:03 PM

Why are you friends with this person?

9/24/2012 9:20:32 PM

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"I don't get it... Why would people start wearing glasses or clothes that they would have never worn a few years ago? Why is it cool to wear things now that you would have never worn before? I don't understand."

not as big a facepalm as some of the last quotes posted

9/26/2012 4:34:33 PM

lol

9/26/2012 4:36:41 PM

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"Why are you friends with this person?"

I'm not. Comment from a friend of a friend.

9/26/2012 10:15:16 PM

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"By now I am sure you are thinking that I am either bat sh*t crazy about my theories of success or I am a genius. Truthfully, either way you are right. The fact of the matter is that my tips and guidelines for success may have worked for me but all they really are is advice. You can choose to take it, leave it or accept bits and pieces (I won’t be offended) because success is what you want it to be."

(from a blog post)

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"Have I mentioned lately how much I love my life?"

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"Love my dog, love my job, love my friends, love my family...in short, I love my life! (list is in no particular order)"

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"I may not be where I expected to be at this point of my life but frankly, I wouldn't change this time for the world! I am beyond blessed and happier than ever, just the way things are."

More wisdom from:


http://samanthastrazanac.com/

9/26/2012 10:18:28 PM

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"Sometimes you just feel blaaaah. Its an unfortunate part of life. The key is to figure out how to pick yourself up again."

same person

9/29/2012 5:17:13 PM