http://youtube.com/watch?v=vT0ou-ZEcx0

6/5/2008 10:04:10 PM

ok not saying i'm gonna do this but what would you do if i committed suicide and wrote like "i only wanted to be with jen and she was such a non christian, etc etc etc, heres a link to her profile"




rofl(the rofl and this inside the parenthesis is me)

6/15/2008 3:16:01 AM

5852

6/15/2008 3:24:10 AM

1400279

6/15/2008 3:28:36 AM

6/15/2008 3:31:35 AM

Its almost long enough to french braid it into your hairy bush.

6/15/2008 3:36:27 AM

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6/15/2008 3:42:10 AM

Why is June 20 considered the happiest day of the year?

6/20/2008 1:04:06 PM

http://www.nutechpark.com/resources/all/files/18112/_fn/Verizon-logo.gif

6/20/2008 1:05:55 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-mBAKPLXR8

6/20/2008 1:35:34 PM

http://www.2flashgames.com/f/f-Leno-Inhales-AntiHelium-5918.htm

6/20/2008 7:33:38 PM

I never drink coffee

6/29/2008 9:12:41 PM

http://www.turnupthegood.com/games/files/rachel-mcadams-nude.jpg

6/29/2008 9:13:27 PM

http://www.spyoptic.com/

6/29/2008 9:14:07 PM

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2005/08/26/rachel_mcadams_wideweb__430x292.jpg

6/29/2008 9:14:55 PM

^Dude, stop hating everything state basketball. I'm sorry your boyfriend lives in Arizona. You can still jerk to his photos. You want state bball to fail just so you can say we made a mistake in firing your boyfriend. Just post in the ASU bball thread if you want to comment on bball.

6/29/2008 9:28:53 PM

Went to third pig pickin' of the summer (and it was free free free)

6/29/2008 9:29:14 PM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=531886&page=2

6/29/2008 9:30:11 PM

http://dump.no/files/5554f9778f0d/iwannafuckyou.mp3

6/29/2008 9:44:40 PM

Jumex Mango

6/29/2008 9:46:43 PM

"i boinked a senior who lived there when i was a freshman"

I was copying a quote.

[Edited on June 29, 2008 at 11:35 PM. Reason : reason]

6/29/2008 11:34:29 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJYBKoCk_WU

6/30/2008 1:25:33 PM

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6/30/2008 1:29:24 PM

6/30/2008 2:03:51 PM

http://www.rightwinged.com/images/photoshops/yougotitdude.jpg

6/30/2008 9:21:16 PM

post a picture of yours and we'll compare.

6/30/2008 9:21:42 PM

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6/30/2008 9:22:19 PM

."Mother May I Sleep With Danger"

6/30/2008 9:31:46 PM

"Customer: “Do you have a picture book of dinosaurs?”

Me: “Sure.”

(We walk to the dinosaur books and I show him many books with various sketches and paintings of dinosaurs)

Customer: “No, not pictures…PHOTOGRAPHS. Photos of dinosaurs, please. Where are those?”"

6/30/2008 9:34:11 PM

I could go for some arcgreek 2 25 9:36 PM by ncsuapex
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6/30/2008 9:37:02 PM

1) Why most girls don't just come in a thong...I mean if the inseam of your shorts is 3/4 of an inch, don't even bother

6/30/2008 9:38:35 PM

http://www.time-blog.com/swampland/2008/07/christian_conservatives_unitin.html

7/4/2008 1:25:17 AM

7/4/2008 1:34:15 AM

yakker

7/4/2008 2:23:22 AM

http://www.thewolfweb.com/stats.aspx

7/4/2008 2:23:40 AM

i agree with lemonpop and occamsrezr on this one

7/6/2008 2:25:15 PM

Sunny

7/6/2008 2:59:30 PM

All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Club.

7/6/2008 3:00:45 PM

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7/6/2008 3:01:00 PM

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7/6/2008 3:01:18 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garbage_Plate

7/6/2008 3:06:49 PM

CoCoRaHS

7/6/2008 3:07:25 PM

aparement

7/6/2008 3:08:55 PM

http://www.bartleby.com/59/

7/6/2008 3:37:58 PM

http://photos-h.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-snc1/v273/98/14/11822396/n11822396_36768415_8442.jpg

7/6/2008 3:45:28 PM

http://www.brentroad.com/photos/00498253.jpg

7/6/2008 4:00:56 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whole_Lotta_Rosie

7/6/2008 4:43:43 PM

My Education - Bad Vibrations [Strange Attractors, 2008]

7/6/2008 4:47:17 PM

Welcome to 2001.

7/6/2008 6:20:19 PM

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7/6/2008 6:22:42 PM