Why is it every move I make turns out to be a bad one?Where's my guardian angel? Need one, wish I had one
11/22/2010 10:03:27 AM
I just want to sleep
11/22/2010 10:06:33 AM
the fire alarm now has gone off 8 times and counting this morningnot amused
11/22/2010 10:08:48 AM
Dammit!!! NCSU is ranked again. We are so fucked for next weeks game.
11/22/2010 10:24:30 AM
yup. NC State always shuts the bed with that little number beside their name. And what to do for lunch. hmm......
11/22/2010 10:28:58 AM
i want sushibut i'm not hungryweird
11/22/2010 10:31:03 AM
You're an American. Eat it anyway.
11/22/2010 10:34:21 AM
I broke my pen.
11/22/2010 10:56:33 AM
lol. i usually am very patriotic and push my way through it. haven't been feeling it lately though.
11/22/2010 11:34:16 AM
11/22/2010 11:52:50 AM
ugh... is there anything worse than being vommiting-level-hungover?
11/22/2010 11:55:57 AM
Someone I know posted an APB that if it weren't for this being, oh, his third time quitting facespace might read like a suicide note. Yikes.
11/22/2010 11:58:01 AM
being vommiting-level-hungover on a Monday [Edited on November 22, 2010 at 11:58 AM. Reason : ^^]
11/22/2010 11:58:08 AM
this fucktarded intern better quit parking right on top of my truck. There's about 20 other open spots. [Edited on November 22, 2010 at 12:21 PM. Reason : ]
11/22/2010 12:21:31 PM
Crab chowder was a bad choice
11/22/2010 12:44:37 PM
11/22/2010 12:48:49 PM
so many things to do tonight before the big celebration tomorrow night...i should use my time more wisely and not wait until the last minute to do things
11/22/2010 12:53:16 PM
2nd time around...def a bad choice.
11/22/2010 12:54:37 PM
le bleh
11/22/2010 1:17:34 PM
hm.... what should I buy for a 15 year old boy?I have no idea what XBOX games are popular
11/22/2010 1:18:07 PM
wow...a german exchange student friend of mine just posted this on his facebook status
11/22/2010 1:22:27 PM
Pink Friday...Good Job Nicki Minaj im feelin it!
11/22/2010 1:31:02 PM
2^gamestop or bestbuy gift card
11/22/2010 1:33:32 PM
lol Jimmy motha Fuckin BROOKS
11/22/2010 1:35:12 PM
11/22/2010 1:35:59 PM
11/22/2010 1:37:41 PM
I'm wonderin' if I let my emotions get the best of me and said too many brutal words Saturday night...but then, did the situation merit that kind of behavior?
11/22/2010 1:47:11 PM
^^^yeah...it's real...i've only been there once...on the hillsborough hike with dutch and foot's little brother...it was after 6+ hours and 290348320-40293840932 coors lights at east village....i can't even tell you what the place looks like on the inside...some drinking institution [Edited on November 22, 2010 at 1:48 PM. Reason : asds]
11/22/2010 1:47:58 PM
5 o'clock has $0.50 PBR cans on special on Tuesdays, iirc.
11/22/2010 2:18:17 PM
^that's still about $3 too much for PBR
11/22/2010 2:20:51 PM
Our CEO looks pissed the hell off about something right now.[Edited on November 22, 2010 at 2:28 PM. Reason : So, PBR should be $-2.50/can? Do they pay you to drink them?]
11/22/2010 2:27:40 PM
they shouldthat's about the only way i would willingly drink PBR...unless i'm already trashed
11/22/2010 2:29:57 PM
I see. Well, I love PBR and think it's a damn good deal. HAHA
11/22/2010 2:31:43 PM
Fucking trees, man. The plants. Fuck it.
11/22/2010 2:32:04 PM
ahh, medicinal super spicy food
11/22/2010 2:54:19 PM
I don't know if I could be paid to drink PBR. I get far too sick the next day
11/22/2010 3:07:24 PM
My morning/early afternoon blazed by at work...now the next 2 hours are about to be sloowwwwwww
11/22/2010 3:10:00 PM
If I could get some first base action before year's end, that would be great.
11/22/2010 3:33:06 PM
god i love The National
11/22/2010 3:35:50 PM
11/22/2010 3:43:26 PM
^hahahahaalso, that is a big fucking cat
11/22/2010 3:44:32 PM
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE CATS SO WE PUT A CAT ON YOUR CAT SO THAT YOU COULD PET A CAT WHILE YOU PET YOUR CAT]
11/22/2010 3:47:43 PM
hahahahahahahaha
11/22/2010 3:49:36 PM
i just got this text from a tdubber...."Can I refer to making out with a random guy when drunk as 'pulling a Casey'"hahahahaha....p.s. the tdubber is a dude
11/22/2010 3:59:32 PM
I was not aware that scissoring wasn't just some dumb idea made up by Parker & Stone: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tribadism
11/22/2010 4:33:14 PM
11/22/2010 4:33:42 PM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck i'm hungry
11/22/2010 4:33:45 PM
11/22/2010 4:36:00 PM
i still feel like doody...
11/22/2010 4:39:59 PM
This weekend was exhausting. I don't want to go to work...
11/22/2010 4:41:02 PM