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"Also they're probably going to be looking for a keeper this summer... wonder who they might target"

Ribs always looking at the other teams since his own team can't win shit. Typical.

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"THIS X 100000000000000000000000"

Honored to keep calling you out on your bullshit mate.

4/12/2018 1:41:25 PM

Please show me where you have directly called me out.

4/12/2018 2:21:47 PM

so close to getting all 3 in!

4/14/2018 2:01:29 PM

AOC has been so impressive the last few months. Unluckeeee Arsenal fans

4/14/2018 2:16:36 PM

got it!!

We’ve got Salah…
Oh, Mane, Mane…
Bobby Firmino…

4/14/2018 2:17:32 PM

Congrats Walt Sobchak

4/15/2018 12:52:42 PM

I'm lolin. That's funnier than City clinching the title last week

4/15/2018 1:20:59 PM

I would expect nothing less from you aimorris. Couldn’t have your big oh my team failed but hey at least the slave owners kept united from winning the title party last week could you? You would have been the first one loling after ribs last week and no all of a sudden this is better. Yup I agree. No city fans celebrating, no players celebrating. Very anticlimactic. It’s perfect.

I love how all the announcers were talking about city winning the title in the last 20 min as if United were in the race. The bitterness is amazing and I love it everyday. Hated, adored but never ignored.

[Edited on April 15, 2018 at 1:37 PM. Reason : S]

4/15/2018 1:36:27 PM

Lol "failed". Liverpool will get as many EPL Champs this year as United, and Pool is still in contention for a trophy that matters, but good luck with the FA cup.

I don't even know what the slave owners comment means

I'm glad you mentioned Liverpool though; hated, adored but never ignored, the bitterness is hilarious.

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"still sit 7 4 (1??) points behind the worst football team ever."

[Edited on April 15, 2018 at 2:04 PM. Reason : Woops]

4/15/2018 2:02:01 PM

You’re literally basking in the glory of a city title win because United “failed” to the win the title. I brought up Liverpool? Lmao. Literally you just brought up Liverpool, my post doesn’t even have a mention of them. Thanks for proving my point and then quoting me as if you actually had a point to make. Hilarious. Almost trying to force Liverpool into the conversation because you finally have something to look up to. Nice bait.

Mind you that you still sit behind us in the table but enjoy your Champions league.

4/15/2018 2:23:53 PM

I'm not basking in the glory of Citys win at all, aimorris and I are 2 different people

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"Couldn’t have your big oh my team failed but hey at least the slave owners kept united from winning the title party last week could you? "

Wait "oh my team failed" refers to.....United?? United is aimorris's team? If not it seems like that sentence is referencing Liverpool "failing"....

4/15/2018 2:57:09 PM

"Most consistent team" in the PL... beats the champions away and loses to the worst team in the league at home the next week. Hilarious

4/15/2018 3:43:24 PM

Hilarious that you keep misquoting me. I said we would finish second over you lot because we are more consistent. Which I mean have you looked at the table? Lmao

Again where did I mention Liverpool? I pointed out two teams that have also failed to win the title or make any progress on their previous years.

[Edited on April 15, 2018 at 5:07 PM. Reason : H]

4/15/2018 5:06:10 PM

sorry mate. Losing to a shit team after beating City is something Liverpool would NEVER do and therefore, they are a better team

4/15/2018 5:53:33 PM

^^you can mention Liverpool without saying the word Liverpool you fucking dope. If you mention aimorris's team you are mentioning Liverpool

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"our consistency in beating teams below 6th "

Against non top 6

Team G Pts
Pool 25 60
United 24 55
Spurs 23 54

If we project that Spurs game like you enjoy doing, United is 3rd best among teams outside the top 6

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" 3 of our losses have been away from home (Huddersfield). Only City has managed to beat us at home. "

Spurs and United have 2 home losses, Liverpool has 0.

Oh and those two United home losses? Against the top team and the bottom team in the league
Very consistent.

[Edited on April 15, 2018 at 6:12 PM. Reason : Receipts]

4/15/2018 6:02:27 PM

This keeps getting hilarious. You are making fun of United for doing the exact thing you did not too long ago. At least aimorris is clever about it. You are literally still forcing Liverpool into the conversation.

Great you have more points against the bottom 6. So I was wrong. Wonderful. Guess what that means though? You were wrong about United being worse against the top 6. Funny how this works because we are still ahead of you on the table.

Liverpool fans making assertions and comparing themselves to United is getting pretty funny. One would think they would be more focused on a semi final that they so clearly love to point out means a lot.

4/15/2018 7:54:39 PM

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"You are making fun of United for doing the exact thing you did not too long ago. "

What am I making fun of United about that Liverpool did? Aimorris talked about losing right after City but, once again, we are 2 different people.

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"You are literally still forcing Liverpool into the conversation. "

Hey when refuting a comment about United being the most consistent, by your definition, i kinda have to bring up the team that is actually more consistent. Next time I'll just say "my team" then it won't count

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"Great you ave more points against the bottom 6. So I was wrong. Wonderful. "

Well at least you admitted it

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"You were wrong about United being worse against the top 6."

I was? Where?

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"Liverpool fans making assertions and comparing themselves to United is getting pretty funny."

Again when you say United is better then all the team at something, that includes Liverpool, and Liverpool is in fact the better team at that thing, then I'm kinda forced to be informal it up....

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"One would think they would be more focused on a semi final that they so clearly love to point out means a lot."

Fans don't need to be focused on a game you dope

[Edited on April 15, 2018 at 8:43 PM. Reason : Goddammit I did a long ass Wazza post]

4/15/2018 8:21:36 PM

Was hoping for a quadruple this season, but a double will suffice

4/16/2018 7:41:33 PM

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"I'm not basking in the glory of Citys win at all, aimorris and I are 2 different people"

this made me lol

This is pretty much how I see every conversation with Wazza:


Person 1 - [insert player] is great

Person 2 - Nice game for [insert team]

Wazza - STFU, stop talking shit about Man U

Me - wat



[Edited on April 17, 2018 at 9:20 AM. Reason : wat]

4/17/2018 9:19:10 AM

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"This is pretty much how I see every conversation with Wazza: Person 1 - [insert player] is great Person 2 - Nice game for [insert team] Wazza - STFU, stop talking shit about Man U Me - wat"

So if I call you out on your bullshit will you be here still talking shit? Probably. See below how this most recent conversation began. Shit scroll up maybe or perhaps that requires too much effort on your part.

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"I'm lolin. That's funnier than City clinching the title last week"

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"You would have been the first one loling after ribs last week and no all of a sudden this is better. Yup I agree. No city fans celebrating, no players celebrating. Very anticlimactic. It’s perfect. "

4/17/2018 10:37:47 AM

Legitimate question here, can you read? I didn't write that and I am still waiting for an example of where you called me out on my bullshit.

4/17/2018 10:40:10 AM

You clearly just wrote that I insert United into a conversation that is unrelated. I clearly just proved you wrong. I am loling, especially considering how Liverpool was literally inserted into an unrelated conversation about United's supposed failure this year.

Which is hilarious given how Liverpool nor Spurs have actually improved from last year. No criticism for their lack of a title challenge despite being in a much better position than us before this year and playing the oh so attractive style of football that wins multiple trophies.

[Edited on April 17, 2018 at 10:46 AM. Reason : .]

[Edited on April 17, 2018 at 10:47 AM. Reason : .]

4/17/2018 10:44:56 AM

What, in the actual fuck, are you talking about?

4/17/2018 11:09:38 AM

Pool v Dortmund in Charlotte on July 22nd.

4/17/2018 11:14:31 AM

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", especially considering how Liverpool was literally inserted into an unrelated conversation about United's supposed failure this year. "

Yea, by you

4/17/2018 11:19:35 AM

It's like he is completely oblivious or maybe he is just trolling.

4/17/2018 11:35:52 AM

I still want to know what "slave owners" means

If he can ever stop lolllling.......

4/17/2018 11:41:43 AM

Still loling at your poor trolling efforts. Love that rwoody is completely oblivious to the human rights atrocities supported by the regimes that bankroll City and PSG. Not really surprising though.

Again since you are dull you can't even understand your own convoluted shitposts:

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"Person 1 - [insert player] is great Person 2 - Nice game for [insert team] Wazza - STFU, stop talking shit about Man U"

Yes I clearly insert United into unrelated conversations. Which is hilarious given the constant shit posts by everyone here.

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"Yea, by you"

Again never said shit about Liverpool or even mentioned them. Just said the two teams below have also failed to the win the title or is that not accurate? Please tell me why the two teams playing so much more attractive football and in better positions than us before this season weren't expected to compete for the title.

4/17/2018 12:01:38 PM

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"Pool v Dortmund in Charlotte on July 22nd."

That sounds entertaining, and I will likely attend.

4/17/2018 12:09:03 PM

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"Yes I clearly insert United into unrelated conversations."

It's actually quite sad that you don't realize it.

4/17/2018 12:15:58 PM

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"Love that rwoody is completely oblivious to the human rights atrocities supported by the regimes that bankroll City and PSG. Not really surprising though."

Maybe I'm oblivious bc i ask questions and people decide to insult instead of answer. But yeah I don't pay a ton of attention to ownership groups, I watch the team instead.

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"Couldn’t have your big oh my team failed"

The "you" in the "your" is aimorris therefore through painstaking deduction I conclude that:
"My team" = aimorris's team = Liverpool
#Analysis

Im open to your alternate explanation though

4/17/2018 12:27:26 PM

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"It's actually quite sad that you don't realize it."

So prove your bullshit wrong pretty clearly then you double down on your original bullshit point. Still loling lmao. Yup totally inserted United into something completely unrelated. The obvious troll shitposts from you are pretty funny.

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"Im open to your alternate explanation though"

Again never said shit about Liverpool or even mentioned them. Just said the two teams below have also failed to the win the title or is that not accurate? Please tell me why the two teams playing so much more attractive football and in better positions than us before this season weren't expected to compete for the title.

4/17/2018 12:31:18 PM

I mean i quoted your post, you clearly didn't say "the two teams below" but even if you did, one of those two teams is Liverpool, so you are talking about Liverpool either way

4/17/2018 12:33:19 PM

So how was what I said controversial or responding to something not United related exactly? I see you two geniuses keep saying this.

I didn't criticize Liverpool or even shit on them but you had to respond with more disrespect:

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"Pool is still in contention for a trophy that matters, but good luck with the FA cup."

FYI: FA Cup makes up the traditional treble so it certainly is a trophy that matters, you just have a chance to win one that matters more.

I simply stated that two teams have also failed to win the title just like United. Yes that does include Liverpool but is that not true? I guess its only United who failed and the rest just had to show up and play pretty football. Still waiting for someone to please tell me why the two teams playing so much more attractive football and in better positions than us before this season weren't expected to compete for the title?

I will wait for someone to inevitably bring up money.

Big bad wazza31 talking about United when United weren't discussed (lmao) and United were disrespected (par for the course). I am no psychologist but I believe the vitriol against United must be from the fact that for all the attractive football played you still have to look up to a shit for bricks worst ever PL team in 2nd. Gotta love Mourinho, hope he delivers a title. Would love for you lot and the media to keep talking shit for our defensive football if it happens.

4/17/2018 12:44:51 PM

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"I am no psychologist but I believe the vitriol against United must be from the fact that for all the attractive football played you still have to look up to a shit for bricks worst ever PL team in 2nd."

wat

4/17/2018 1:39:36 PM

Found Volcom

4/17/2018 2:59:00 PM

yeah I'd say that expression is pretty much what my face looks like every time you post

4/17/2018 3:20:33 PM

Posting again just so your expression changes again.

4/17/2018 4:27:10 PM

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"how Liverpool nor Spurs have actually improved from last year."

c'mon buddy

4/17/2018 6:43:42 PM

I don’t see how you can make a case for the spurs. Looking worse as of right now.

PS: to all the haterz that doesn’t mean I expect them to lose to us Saturday.

4/17/2018 7:01:39 PM

The worst team in England has a 4 point lead with 4 matches left over 3rd place. Worst team in England. Wish we played beautiful, scintillating and passionate football.

[Edited on April 18, 2018 at 4:41 PM. Reason : a]

4/18/2018 4:40:23 PM

I don't blame you because it really is dreadful to watch like 95% of the time. At least you got that second place trophy.

[Edited on April 18, 2018 at 5:03 PM. Reason : Luke Shaw is fat and that was a pen ]

4/18/2018 4:59:30 PM

Watches a handful of United matches and deduces we are dreadful 95% of times. Outside of the Sevilla result this United team has shown why we have improved. Our record against the top 6 speaks for itself. The lack of a title challenge is frustrating but that isn't only our problem. We got criticized the most for it but it represents a bigger failure on Liverpool and Tottenham's part that despite being better than us for the last 4 seasons they put in an even worse title challenge. Won't be mentioned though because passion.

Luke Shaw proving why he has been "bullied" by Jose. Love that you saw that peno but no mention of the clear peno on Herrera three days ago.

[Edited on April 18, 2018 at 5:09 PM. Reason : a]

4/18/2018 5:06:13 PM

I watched this game and not the other one.

Let's talk about "improvement" for a second because I can't ignore your earlier comment about Liverpool not improving and there you go saying United have.

You claim Liverpool have not improved this year, even though the biggest knock on them has been defense but yet they've conceded the fewest goals in the league in calendar year 2018. Yes, it had to do with VvD but you can't tell me TAA, Lovren, and Robertson aren't improved. Oxlade-Chamberlain looks like one of the best midfielders in the league right now. Karius, a part of that defense improvement, is regularly getting clean sheets. How can Liverpool be so exciting and dynamic offensively but yet concede the fewest goals in the Prem since VvD came on board? I thought you had to pick one or the other...

Arbitrary split of first 17 games vs. the next but an easy way to show "improvement" on a team level imo.

LFC First 17 games: 8-7-2 34/20 31 points
LFC Last 17 games: 12-3-2 44/15 39 points

Winning more games, scoring more goals, and playing better defense. All this while not losing a single game in the CL so far and with a good shout to reach the final.

Meanwhile, looking at United. I'm not a United expert but from watching games (yes I don't watch all 90 minutes every week) but aside from Rashford maybe I'm not really seeing individuals that have taken huge leaps. DDG was already the best GK in the world. Lukaku has gotten better at creating chances but not drastically. Martial looks like he's out the door already. Pogba capable but would you say he's "improved?" None of the defenders to me have made any giant leaps.

No improvement in goals scored, goals given up, or point totals if you split first 17 vs. next 17 like I did for LFC.
United 17 games: 12-2-3 37/11 38 points
United 17 games: 11-3-3 28/15 36 points

We heard every game under LVG he needed time to implement something and we weren't seeing it. Is that what's happening here too? Looks like the same stuff every weekend to me. The 10 minutes in the comeback vs. City show me that Mourinho is wasting the offensive talent he has because they were so open and so exciting.

[Edited on April 18, 2018 at 5:36 PM. Reason : improvement]

4/18/2018 5:08:24 PM

If we're talking about being improved from last year, Liverpool has more points, goals, and less conceded after 34 games. Not only that, it looks like we've moved on from some players that weren't here for the long haul and we have some seriously exciting younger players that get major minutes.

You beating your chest on United improving from last year is funny because its really about how fucking awful they were last season that's making this look like such an accomplishment. I'm glad you're happy for your team but it's pretty sad you care so much about a 1-4 point gap over places 3-5 like it means something. We're not winning the league and we're in Europe, who cares outside of that?

4/18/2018 5:49:45 PM

You just have to look at the table. I love how you compare season as if it’s 2 split apart. You mention everyone besides VVD then fail to acknowledge how Young, Lingard, Jones and Valencia have gotten better. Then you discount Lukaku’s massive improvement as the year has gotten on. He is easily our best player after DDG. Martial already out the door haha. Mate I encourage you to maybe read something else besides dailymail.

The double standard in your post is frankly the same disrespectful BS I have had to listen to all year. For s team that has been in second all year. So are we just kicking it to second then? For s team that has been in the top 4 for the last three years would you not expect to challenge for the title? You haven’t even come close.

You made a semi final fair play and overall I believe Liverpool are probably a better team than they were last year but how can you sit in your armchair and keep disrespecting United when not acknowledging the fact that Klopp has been given more time and ample resources to mount a title challenge and failed. The way you keep going on and on about your glorious attacking football and being the self proclaimed second best team in England you would expect they would be better than what is on offer. Which is frankly unimpressive given how easily you were dispatched by this United team you claim is horrible.

United has scored more goals, won more games and conceded less than any of the 4 years since Sir Alex. Does that mean those years were awful? Absolutely so I don’t see how you can then come here constantly disrespecting clear progress as if that’s nothing. Then you overrate your own team despite being 4 points below us on the table.

Keep disrespecting. Will make it sweeter if Mou keeps finishing above you lot and hopefully delivers a title. I would love nothing more than a Mourinho defense to win the title next year. Just seeing the attacking football savants losing their shit over it would be hilarious.

4/18/2018 6:43:38 PM

You judge improvement by "challenging for a title." That's kind of the point we've been making all fucking year. City was so much better that it doesn't matter how good the seasons are for the teams under them this year. In fact, you still don't want to admit how good they are.

4/18/2018 6:51:18 PM

how dare you disrespect manchester united

4/18/2018 7:13:15 PM

Look me saying Liverpool haven’t improved clearly hit a nerve. Now take that and keep saying it since week 5 (or whenever our first loss to Brighton was) till now.

By this point you have basically criticized us for spending too much money, not playing attacking football, not challenging city and blah blah blah. I never said we are world beaters. I simply said I have seen clear improvements this year and we are again taking a step in the right direction. I didn’t realize Liverpool went from their bad patch to world beaters overnight.

Honest question, if Tottenham fail to win the FA cup and Liverpool fail to win the CL and both of them finish behind us would you still be happy? I am happy despite the massive amounts of hate and disrespect against this squad and I would still be happy even if we don’t win the FA cup. I see a lot of similarities with Sir Alex and it’s far from perfect but the mentality is back, the winning culture is somewhat back and the passion for the club among certain players like Lukaku, Lingard, Rashford, Valencia and Bailly is great to see.

I keep saying challenging for a title because the amount of disrespect levied at United for not matching city is ridiculous, given the fact that Liverpool and Tottenham have gotten virtually none of it despite being in much much better positions prior to this season. You said it yourself how awful we have been the last 4 years. 2nd place finish and still a chance to win a cup. If you would tell me in August that is what we would be looking at in April I would take it.

4/18/2018 7:19:05 PM

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"I simply said I have seen clear improvements this year and we are again taking a step in the right direction."

Yes United has improved. Matic and Lukaku were great signings. Forgot about Lingard and Young up there, my bad. Of course you should be pleased to see your team back. But is it in a step in the right direction to a) win a title or b) compete in Europe? I'm not so sure, honestly. The way the team is set up is good to grind out results and to win a big game occasionally but to compete on City's level? Against the best of Europe in a knockout tournament? I don't see it myself. That's what we're talking about right now. I made this argument in favor for Pep and City months ago and I can do the same with Klopp. Spurs/Poch clearly have something working although they are faltering a bit recently. What's the long-term plan for Mourinho's team to take that next step?

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"Honest question, if Tottenham fail to win the FA cup and Liverpool fail to win the CL and both of them finish behind us would you still be happy?"

Can't speak for Spurs fans but I definitely would. The team is exciting, young, and capable of beating the world's best already. I can see them challenging with this squad next year. I honestly think if we had VvD all year, we'd be a lot closer to City than we are now for sure. We've adding Keita already, fingers crossed we don't lose anybody, and we could possibly be upgrading the midfield and/or GK as well.

4/18/2018 7:40:53 PM