Donkey Punched Industries Closed Friday
Plant will be closed all day.


we'll wait for this

2/27/2004 3:38:08 AM

humpty dumpty is still up there from earlier

2/27/2004 3:38:20 AM

HINT: YOU HAVE TO USE VERY REALISTIC INFORMATION TO GET POSTED. THEN, YOU CHANGE IT. THEY DO NOT SCREEN EDITS. POSTING "LOL OMFG COX 4 SUX, CLOSED TILL BONAR RETURNZ" is a waste of time, n'stuff. sorry, i sorta ran out of momentum.

2/27/2004 3:38:29 AM

PWNT Industries still running strong

Raleigh PWNT. Stay at home.

2/27/2004 3:39:32 AM

wtf its not on the website but its running on the tube?

2/27/2004 3:39:56 AM

I'm not surprised. If you're not up to date on your geek lingo, you'd never have a clue that PWNT had a meaning.

2/27/2004 3:40:35 AM

or cockring!

2/27/2004 3:41:07 AM

Alright, Cecil's Cockring Emporium was immediately obvious.

Someone fucked up on that one.

2/27/2004 3:41:52 AM

as far as i can tell, that was a real post, and not an edit, which is what makes it incredible

2/27/2004 3:42:39 AM

I just did Lakin Tire Company
but i'll edit it later

2/27/2004 3:43:24 AM

lol, well that's pretty damn close to my real name

2/27/2004 3:44:01 AM

Quote :

"DIXIE WRECKED AUTO SHOP Closed Friday for Business Code 133t In Effect For All Employees"

2/27/2004 3:44:06 AM

damn guess they know what a donkey punch is

2/27/2004 3:45:19 AM

Quote :

"Citizens for Responsibility in Broadcasting Meeting Cancelled See website for details Expires: 2/28/2004 3:42 AM"

someone else watch for it, im going to bed.

2/27/2004 3:46:38 AM

me too

2/27/2004 3:48:43 AM

DAMNIT!!!

2/27/2004 3:50:12 AM

the cockring thing could have been a tribute to mr. show.

2/27/2004 3:53:16 AM

Quote :

"Esgargs Cafe Open at 12pm employees plan - k? "

somebody take pictures plz...

2/27/2004 3:53:54 AM

i got the camera ready

2/27/2004 3:54:48 AM

Quote :

"Closure Information: Baby Batter Bakery serving and swallowing all day "

2/27/2004 3:55:48 AM

there was Humpty Dumpty

2/27/2004 3:55:51 AM

Just a reminder...














And the cockring thing was an actual post, no edit.

2/27/2004 3:55:58 AM

The Charlie Murphy Foundation

Call Rick James at 919-659-8127
Expires: 2/28/2004 4:00 AM

[Edited on February 27, 2004 at 4:01 AM. Reason : five fingers luncheon cancelled]

2/27/2004 3:57:04 AM

got RooRoo's

2/27/2004 3:57:05 AM

if someone or anyone sees this one:

Quote :

"Baby Batter Bakery serving and swallowing all day Expires: 2/28/2004 3:51 AM"

take a picture

2/27/2004 3:57:29 AM

"The Truth About Heavy Metal Poisoning" was just advertised.

Is this about hair bands?

2/27/2004 4:00:08 AM

god, Stacey is sooooooooooooo hot

2/27/2004 4:00:24 AM

i think they are checking the directory for the businesses...i'd try using a legit business and their number and address...then once you see it...edit it to whatever you want.

2/27/2004 4:01:07 AM

^^I don't know about her being hot, but damn, she needs to spice it up, her monotone and sluggish reporting style is horrible. No reason they have her ass on for the graveyard shift.

[Edited on February 27, 2004 at 4:02 AM. Reason : dfg]

2/27/2004 4:01:32 AM

And don't list it on here until it's right about to come up...

2/27/2004 4:01:44 AM

what a horrible job... checking job listings at 4 AM while its snowing outside.

2/27/2004 4:02:17 AM

^^^I don't think she's actually in the studio. They've been repeating a lot of the same footage for the past six hours.

[Edited on February 27, 2004 at 4:02 AM. Reason : ^]

2/27/2004 4:02:23 AM

i really dont think they are

2/27/2004 4:02:40 AM

anybody try this on other channels?

2/27/2004 4:03:41 AM

Yeah, I've definitely seen this salt truck story at least three other times.

2/27/2004 4:03:49 AM

hilarious
i was saying earlier how i was going to put my business on all off them

leave it to tww to beat me to it


much more snow in north raleigh

2/27/2004 4:03:58 AM

i'm gonna get some pics on thsi go around, then go to bed

2/27/2004 4:04:19 AM

and that teef bit with the stupid bitch and her special smile



[Edited on February 27, 2004 at 4:04 AM. Reason : ]

2/27/2004 4:04:25 AM

somebody put a post and put for more info go to http://goatse.cx

2/27/2004 4:05:29 AM

that site got taken down

2/27/2004 4:06:29 AM

goatse.cx is [old] and [dead]

[Edited on February 27, 2004 at 4:07 AM. Reason : internet censorship at its finest]

2/27/2004 4:06:34 AM

Quote :

"I don't think she's actually in the studio. They've been repeating a lot of the same footage for the past six hours."

Correct. I think the weather is all that gets updated.

2/27/2004 4:07:24 AM

oh ok

i actually never went to that site... i just knew it was bad and sent other people there

2/27/2004 4:07:32 AM

2/27/2004 4:07:51 AM

looks like they did some editing

2/27/2004 4:08:04 AM

NICE. that one is great.

2/27/2004 4:08:16 AM

that one is extra extra great cause it was the last good one left, right after all the pooned harassment calls lol

2/27/2004 4:08:41 AM

i cant get over the raleigh pwnt. stay home.

all it needed was a kkthxbye

2/27/2004 4:09:46 AM

i woulda rolled if it said kkthxu

or let's do lunch, k?

[Edited on February 27, 2004 at 4:10 AM. Reason : gargs]

2/27/2004 4:10:04 AM

dammit you stole my pictar

2/27/2004 4:10:23 AM