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10/25/2010 8:45:26 PM
I hate when I accidentally cook my steaks a tad too long
10/25/2010 9:04:54 PM
I'm worried about my wife
10/25/2010 9:10:57 PM
It's a bad haircut. If she can't deal with a bad haircut then you might want to consider trading her in for a more functional model.
10/25/2010 9:55:34 PM
I just watched Back to the Future on the big screen. Sweet.
10/25/2010 10:03:45 PM
I always read gusty as gutsy, I'm like whoa, that's a gutsy storm. lol /hedberg.OMG FUCK ME IN THE HEAD BALL[Edited on October 25, 2010 at 10:24 PM. Reason : a]
10/25/2010 10:23:51 PM
this is not a gamedon't be tryin this on ya kids
10/25/2010 10:24:25 PM
everything sucks now
10/25/2010 10:42:53 PM
Last night was the first time I think I've actually ever cried over this dude. My friend was amazing and deleted his number from my phone for me. You know sometimes you get drunk and get in a fight with someone and the next morning you regret it. You wish you could take it all back.That wasn't the case last night. This morning I'm happy that I finally had the ablity to say fuck it and get him out of my life. If the temptation isn't there I will no longer fall back into my old habits. It's long past time for him to be out of my life. I am so happy that it's over.
10/25/2010 10:55:35 PM
holy crap! i think the beach may blow away!
10/25/2010 11:37:16 PM
When someone has multiple user names how do they decide when to use what? Like why lilalavender one day and rachelmarie the next
10/25/2010 11:50:57 PM
i think it would be freaking awesome to post and not have ppl wondering shit about me all the time...
10/25/2010 11:52:41 PM
then post something normalor at least normal by tdub standards
10/25/2010 11:56:13 PM
10/25/2010 11:56:14 PM
i ♥ wine
10/26/2010 12:57:19 AM
^ what flava's?
10/26/2010 12:59:09 AM
Should I half ass a halloween costume for $15, or do it right for $50?
10/26/2010 1:01:12 AM
Half-ass... spend the extra $35 on booze. Fo sho
10/26/2010 1:02:16 AM
GMEN
10/26/2010 1:04:28 AM
^^^^shiraz
10/26/2010 1:05:35 AM
Nice... keep on drinkin'. Just make sure your teef dont turn black.
10/26/2010 1:10:10 AM
After installing the most amazing garbage disposal ever, I'm almost five beers in and ready to sleep for a long ass time.Tomorrow: Remove the old dishwasher and see what we got.
10/26/2010 1:13:35 AM
Why can't I get a damn thing done during my day off? But boy do I get a lot done when I should be in bed sleeping so I can go back to work the next day.I've pretty much unpacked and organized my room...make me stop
10/26/2010 1:14:58 AM
Go see "Jackass 3D".
10/26/2010 1:29:25 AM
hahahha.[Edited on October 26, 2010 at 2:07 AM. Reason : my costume for work. had too much fun with it.]
10/26/2010 2:07:25 AM
All Songs Considered rules so fucking hard
10/26/2010 2:39:40 AM
I am the happiest of all happy men around the world.
10/26/2010 2:52:12 AM
i sorta want to go to the halloween party at the bar i used to work at but i don't think it's safe in my costume i'd definitely go if i could get somebody to go with me who would dress up as well
10/26/2010 3:16:15 AM
And when is this party?
10/26/2010 3:20:29 AM
friday night
10/26/2010 3:21:16 AM
I have a party Thurs & Saturday nightThat could be a reason to throw Friday in the mix as well hahaLet's see if I can come up with my outfit
10/26/2010 3:43:45 AM
i should not still be up...today will suck
10/26/2010 5:48:40 AM
^^^what's friday night? you better not party yourself out for saturday
10/26/2010 8:47:19 AM
I need more hugs
10/26/2010 9:04:18 AM
^^Little Bar Halloween partydon't worry...i won't
10/26/2010 9:07:40 AM
I want in on the halloween festivities. damn it sucks knowing absolutely no one our age here.
10/26/2010 9:30:49 AM
It amuses me when people misspell voila as viola ... or I even saw wallah a while back.
10/26/2010 9:56:45 AM
^You know, it's bad enough trying to get English speakers to spell English words right...much less French words right.
10/26/2010 10:05:59 AM
Ahahaha.
10/26/2010 10:30:32 AM
tired of it. really really.
10/26/2010 10:35:50 AM
I googled "counseling clip art" and it gave me porn imagesWTF.
10/26/2010 11:01:06 AM
I hate that I feel nauseated when I know I'm walking into a confrontation.
10/26/2010 12:38:32 PM
Duke kid falls down 8 steps and dies suffering two punctured lungs and a massive brain trauma...hmmmmmm.....
10/26/2010 1:50:57 PM
hopefully this is a wake up call for my auntI doubt it will be though
10/26/2010 1:57:24 PM
o i got somethin thatll wake her up
10/26/2010 1:59:48 PM
it's only 2...way too long to go before work is over.
10/26/2010 2:01:07 PM
i'm pretty annoyed at the moment
10/26/2010 2:07:40 PM
you always seem either annoyed or abnormally effervescent
10/26/2010 2:08:45 PM
i am too, maybe i should take a nap
10/26/2010 2:08:57 PM
^^that's probably a fairly accurate observation
10/26/2010 2:12:32 PM