https://www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/article/Exclusive-Captain-of-aircraft-carrier-with-15167883.php
3/31/2020 1:50:50 PM
I get my haircut in April and October and great clips closed AF now
4/1/2020 12:55:53 PM
You might be able to make that October appointment if people will stay the fuck at home.
4/1/2020 1:05:32 PM
Staying home flattens and elongates the curve. Going out increases the amplitude. If you want to make that haircut, become a super spreader
4/1/2020 1:39:36 PM
200k cases in the US now[Edited on April 1, 2020 at 2:45 PM. Reason : .]
4/1/2020 2:44:58 PM
*jaw drops open*
4/1/2020 3:19:23 PM
Cases isn't the same as actively positive, right? Some of those initial cases would have recovered or expired, meaning the confirmed cases and active spreaders vary. Even so, that means ~1.5% of the US will have had it near the end of this month. That's horrible but certainly not as bad as it could be.
4/1/2020 3:36:10 PM
https://www.statista.com/statistics/1105914/coronavirus-death-rates-worldwide/We could start a collection of good sources of data, visualizations, etc.
4/1/2020 3:46:32 PM
i heard ddd tested positive . I am le sad.
4/1/2020 4:09:33 PM
I heard the script was used by synapse.
4/1/2020 4:40:38 PM
This is why we can't have nice things
4/1/2020 5:33:03 PM
So in order to stay at the “only 100,000” deaths level we have to have nationwide social distancing until June
4/1/2020 5:41:20 PM
^^^^excuse me?
4/1/2020 6:17:04 PM
Did I hear wrong?
4/1/2020 6:25:34 PM
checks out, i heard the same
4/2/2020 12:35:05 AM
How long until the stock market just ups and collapses?
4/2/2020 2:22:42 AM
I posted this on the previous page, or maybe the page before it:Hell is Coming: Here is the Mathematical Proofhttps://www.insidermonkey.com/blog/hell-is-coming-here-is-the-mathematical-proof-822824/
4/2/2020 6:05:29 AM
Hopefully we won't see a lot of infections in these counties that are red.
4/2/2020 9:53:56 AM
number of 9/11's under----bush: 1obama: 0 trump: 1 per day in Apriljust sayin[Edited on April 2, 2020 at 10:25 AM. Reason : of not on]
4/2/2020 9:56:22 AM
^^ Food deserts, my man.]
4/2/2020 10:12:51 AM
LOL I did not test positive. Not sure where that came from.
4/2/2020 10:19:21 AM
1,355 deaths in France today.US deaths, currently 706, will come close to that, maybe even surpass that value, by the end of the day.
4/2/2020 5:03:14 PM
^^got emmmm
4/2/2020 5:11:02 PM
^^US had over 1000 from what I read, yesterday. Day prior was like 505
4/2/2020 5:17:30 PM
Ya yikes france
4/2/2020 6:05:19 PM
4/2/2020 6:34:23 PM
They aren't even all rural areas. There's plenty of suburban areas where the nearest grocery store is 5+ miles away. It's silly to have a map of when people stopped traveling 2 miles, because people need food.
4/2/2020 6:51:58 PM
And people aren't compliant
4/2/2020 7:04:30 PM
Nytimes has a map that refers to "normal" travel rather than distance, but have to get past the pay wallhttps://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/04/02/us/coronavirus-social-distancing.htmlFound it[Edited on April 2, 2020 at 7:17 PM. Reason : E]
4/2/2020 7:10:41 PM
If only France did have Trump as president, this wouldn't be so bad.
4/2/2020 7:37:36 PM
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-china-52131940
4/2/2020 10:04:33 PM
4/2/2020 10:35:10 PM
People in LA keep more than 6 feet walking on the side walk. When running in the morning people run out into the street to avoid passing someone on the side walk in open air. Grocery stores allow just a few people in at a time, lines are six feet apart inside and outside.My house, which has bumper to bumper traffic at rush hour barely has car all day. I can back out of my driveway at 5pm without looking--something impossible 3 weeks ago even at 9pm.
4/2/2020 11:58:48 PM
I guess all those people weren't out driving, they were crowding California beaches last week.
4/3/2020 12:16:52 AM
HURDUR LOOK AT THOSE DUMB CALIFORNIANS IN THE WEST.
4/3/2020 12:22:14 AM
HURDURDEEZ NUTS
4/3/2020 1:42:28 AM
Received this about France, which makes sense as other than yesterday (1,355 deaths) they have been having 400-500 deaths daily. But instead of adding all those deaths to one day, they should have retroactively added them to the respective days when they occurred.
4/3/2020 3:25:24 AM
4/3/2020 7:34:54 AM
4/3/2020 7:47:50 AM
4/3/2020 10:02:42 AM
https://www.google.com/covid19/mobility/
4/3/2020 10:32:19 AM
Saw this on Facebook today from someone I used to work with:
4/3/2020 4:46:01 PM
If it were covering up anything, which it isn't, it would be the shitshow that is the democratic primary. Talk about stealing some headlines. But alas, it's scary that people actually believe things like ^.
4/3/2020 4:52:22 PM
Given the recent CDC recommendation that people wear face masks when in public, would Buff headwear make sense to wear over my nose and mouth? The headwear that I have is made of polyester, but I've noticed that most homemade face mask instructions call for cotton material.
4/4/2020 11:34:11 AM
it's actually a conspiracy by the global elites to distract us from the asteroid that's about to smash into Earth, so they can escape to Mars on their Elon Musk-mobiles while nobody's paying attention. Except for me. I paid attention.
4/4/2020 11:57:09 AM
https://www.charlotteobserver.com/news/coronavirus/article241781881.html
4/5/2020 3:57:42 PM
because booze and guns are essentials
4/5/2020 4:34:42 PM
Boris Johnson admitted into the hospital. The queen gave a rare emergency speech tonight to calm the nation.
4/5/2020 4:42:32 PM
Well since Boris Johnson is actually a reptilian from Saturn there's no way he'd actually be at a hospital, so you know this just means all the elites are going to start suddenly going into "isolation" and before we know it they'll all have escaped while we get stegasaurused
4/5/2020 4:50:27 PM
or this virus can jump species, which is why all our reptilian overlords are pushing quarantine so hard.
4/5/2020 5:27:21 PM