Quote :

"NOT LONG WANT"

Also, fucktard, is it possible you should be thankful you're getting any messages at all? I'm an awesome catch, have a pretty nice body, give PHENOMENAL blowies, and wouldn't give someone like you the time of day. and no, I have no idea what you look like.

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 12:47 AM. Reason : K]

4/3/2012 12:45:28 AM

PM me babe

4/3/2012 12:54:52 AM

4/3/2012 12:55:19 AM

PHENOMENAL

4/3/2012 1:01:32 AM

^

4/3/2012 1:03:52 AM

when you know....you know

can we co-chair the Phenomenal Blowie Society?

4/3/2012 1:06:10 AM

Only if that dude we like is also on the committee

4/3/2012 1:11:05 AM

He is....he's the Blow-ee

4/3/2012 1:25:19 AM

I can't wait to switch my profile to DC. I'm about a month away from moving though and don't want it to be pre-emptive.

4/3/2012 1:38:38 AM

AY YO slappy1 can you cook liver mush? if so PM me because i've got your eggs and cheese, yadig?

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 1:58 AM. Reason : on toast, if you can get down]

4/3/2012 1:57:35 AM

^lay off the sauce

4/3/2012 7:35:57 AM

4/3/2012 9:05:33 AM

I found this interesting

4/3/2012 1:04:19 PM

Quote :

"give PHENOMENAL blowies"

that's fascinating, because every girl ive ever slept with told me I had a huge dick too...

I'm not saying you don't, or shouldn't be proud of these "blowies" (worst word ever), but you're also probably not going to hear otherwise unless you're a complete outlier.

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 1:23 PM. Reason : .]

4/3/2012 1:19:45 PM

lol

4/3/2012 1:22:25 PM

so you don't have a huge dick?

4/3/2012 1:28:58 PM

Every time I give the girl an orgasm, which is every time, it is the best orgasm she has ever had in her life.

4/3/2012 1:30:02 PM

^^

4/3/2012 1:43:07 PM

Hey slappy

4/3/2012 1:52:59 PM

Quote :

"can we co-chair the Phenomenal Blowie Society?"

Quote :

"Only if that dude we like is also on the committee"

Quote :

"He is....he's the Blow-ee"

So, when is the next committee meeting? Gotta make sure I clear my schedule.

4/3/2012 2:42:42 PM

1. slave -

2. ncwolfpack - soon. very soon.

3.

Quote :

"that's fascinating, because every girl ive ever slept with told me I had a huge dick too... I'm not saying you don't, or shouldn't be proud of these "blowies" (worst word ever), but you're also probably not going to hear otherwise unless you're a complete outlier."

I know the drill, everyone thinks they're a great kisser/lover/fellatio-giver. the difference is I would bet a lot of money that I give a better blowie than 99% of the female population, assuming that is quantifiable. I am VERY VERY confident in my abilities. not sure what else to say except that you'll just have to trust me.

[Edited on April 3, 2012 at 3:25 PM. Reason : .]

4/3/2012 3:24:48 PM

Can't decide if these arguments are more or less pathetic than those in TSB.

hard call.

4/3/2012 3:31:43 PM

teehee

he said hard

4/3/2012 3:32:18 PM

Finally off after over a year. Met 30+ women from okc but ended up with a girl off match.

4/3/2012 3:32:25 PM

^^^well I'm not here to win any awards (that happens during recreation time).

4/3/2012 3:58:48 PM

4/3/2012 4:02:21 PM

a trophy would be kinda nice

4/3/2012 4:08:49 PM

Quote :

"the difference is I would bet a lot of money that I give a better blowie than 99% of the female population"

4/3/2012 4:26:29 PM

HAHAHAH nice gif

4/3/2012 4:32:39 PM

I'd like to volunteer to judge this blowie contest.

4/4/2012 9:22:13 AM

I've been on dates with three women I met on OKCupid since 2/1/12

One was nuts and her ex had taken a restraining order out against her. She lived walking distance to my favorite bar, so that was a plus.

One was a crazy cat girl who told she'd be offended if I used condoms.

One was a relatively normal girl who had a thing for older guys.

Seems all dating websites are pretty much the same.

4/4/2012 9:30:59 AM

i actually sorta went out on a "date" with a guy i started talking to on OKC before I was permanently banned from the site...twice...(still have no clue what that's about)...


he's nice...pretty normal...not bad looking...all in all a minor success


i just don't have the time or the emotional fortitude right now to go through the dating process...

i mean...i can count on one hand the number of times since november that i've been social in any capacity


[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 9:40 AM. Reason : my opinion of internet dating still stands]

4/4/2012 9:37:51 AM

slappy1, how come I never got a blowie from you? If I was single, would you give me a famous blowie?

4/4/2012 10:50:08 AM

Quote :

"i just don't have the time or the emotional fortitude right now to go through the dating process"

This is half of OKC. It's why I got fed up and joined match.

4/4/2012 11:44:16 AM

well it just doesn't make any sense for me to pay for a website if i'm not going to utilize it...

4/4/2012 11:49:10 AM

^^^I don't know. I'm not really down with using condoms for blowies, and I have a feeling it might be advisable to use one with you.

[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 12:53 PM. Reason : no offense, of course]

4/4/2012 12:53:43 PM

LOLOLOLOL

4/4/2012 1:00:18 PM

lemme take your A card, slappy

4/4/2012 1:32:37 PM

You have me all wrong, slappy1.

4/4/2012 1:34:12 PM

Quote :

"well it just doesn't make any sense for me to pay for a website if i'm not going to utilize it..."

But why even sign up for OKC at all if you aren't going to utilize it?

4/4/2012 1:35:15 PM

To troll, that's why.

4/4/2012 1:41:06 PM

^^for the same reason i'm on facebook....which i don't really utilize either...

you can kill a tremendous amount of time perusing profiles and never speak to a single person on there...


^exactly

[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 1:49 PM. Reason : adsf]

4/4/2012 1:49:04 PM

Same reason why Joie posts nudes... So she can be flooded with compliments from internet strangers.

4/4/2012 1:49:18 PM

^^ Then why put up pics and fill out every section?

4/4/2012 1:50:14 PM

why not?



[Edited on April 4, 2012 at 1:55 PM. Reason : but i do apologize if me not actively seeking my soul mate from the internet offends you ]

4/4/2012 1:50:57 PM

hahaha

I'M BUTTHURT YOU DON'T USE THE SITE CORRECTLY

4/4/2012 1:56:14 PM

bunch of H8Rs itt

4/4/2012 1:58:27 PM

I thought you and I were soulmates LP

4/4/2012 3:00:04 PM

but i didn't meet you on a dating website

4/4/2012 3:19:13 PM

set em up

4/4/2012 3:20:48 PM