lol Facebook rumors. I'd like to see evidence of that actually happening to someone and it wasn't because they left their account logged in at the library or something.

5/15/2012 12:55:51 PM

"shnaw, I didnt post that on your wall, it was a hacker"

5/15/2012 1:06:32 PM

Bullshit = 120%




[Edited on May 15, 2012 at 2:28 PM. Reason : ]

5/15/2012 2:25:03 PM

the glasses are killing me

5/19/2012 5:18:15 PM

>> AZN???

5/19/2012 5:23:13 PM

5/19/2012 5:24:09 PM

facebook haterz ITT

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

5/19/2012 5:48:25 PM

this one:

Quote :

"PRIVACY NOTICE: Warning - any person and/or institution and/or Agent and/or Agency of any governmental structure including but not limited to the United States Federal Government also using or monitoring/using this website or any of its associated websites, you do NOT have my permission to utilize any of my profile information nor any of the content contained herein including, but not limited to my photos, and/or the comments made about my photos or any other "picture" art posted on my profile. You are hereby notified that you are strictly prohibited from disclosing, copying, distributing, disseminating, or taking any other action against me with regard to this profile and the contents herein. The foregoing prohibitions also apply to your employee, agent, student or any personnel under your direction or control. The contents of this profile are private and legally privileged and confidential information and the violation of my personal privacy is punishable by law. UCC 1-103 1-308 ALL RIGHTS RESERVED WITHOUT PREJUDICE"

[Edited on June 5, 2012 at 1:21 PM. Reason : .]

6/5/2012 1:21:02 PM

What if the federal government has express written consent from the office of the Commissioner of Major League Baseball

6/5/2012 1:26:03 PM

one person that posted, i wasn't surprised. the other, i was.

6/5/2012 1:26:36 PM

lol one of my friends posted that. Then someone else posted this as a reply

Quote :

"I think the Facebook terms and conditions you agreed to when you initially signed up probably have something to say about this."

She hasn't replied back

6/5/2012 1:32:32 PM

I'm long past actually trying to correct people. The FB TOS clearly supersede an attempted exculpatory statement posted on your wall.

6/5/2012 1:37:02 PM

came to post the same thing that Agent 0 posted above... boy, people are dumb.

and lol at the thought of the government trying to use your photos...but having to scroll through all of your status updates to see if you posted that were or were not allowed to use your shit.

[Edited on June 5, 2012 at 9:50 PM. Reason : c]

6/5/2012 9:48:44 PM

damn, i'm disappointed in my friends who are posting this. i unfriended most of my dumber friends so i didn't think i'd see much of that status. i'm pretty surprised with the ones who are posting it now because i had higher hopes.

6/6/2012 7:05:11 PM

Quote :

"Zura Garibovi who Wants 2OOO+ Friend Requests .? 1. SUBSCRIBE ME ? Zura Garibovi ? 2. LIKE THIS COMMENT WHEN DONE. 3. Watch Your Friend Requests Blow Up (: May 4 at 5:31pm · Like · 1103"

6/8/2012 11:07:25 AM

I've been seeing similar things to ^ lately and I don't get it.

6/8/2012 2:15:51 PM

Quote :

" So Facebook is now filtering Dilana's posts and only showing them to about 20% of her fans. In order for all her fans to see her posts, she would have to PAY Facebook!! If you want to make sure you see everything from Dilana, follow her on twitter @dilanarox"

This one does seem legit

6/9/2012 10:36:15 AM

Quote :

"so random question the new movie Abraham Lincoln the Vampire movie was that really a story or what? Please dont make fun of me but I really dont know if this is a true story or not."

6/19/2012 12:03:20 PM

That's even worse than the people who don't know that Titanic was a true story

6/19/2012 12:10:28 PM

6/20/2012 8:53:49 AM

Quote :

"Looking forward to seeing Ronnie and Amy Shirley of Lizard Lick Towing at church this morning!"

(my stepmom) (she is the worst)

6/20/2012 1:44:51 PM

Quote :

"I know it sucks, Time's have changed so much, and kids are sooooooo mean today, My 9 year son has been bullied for years, and seems like nobody will do anything about it, But when you have people who let they kids do it and get away with it...... Its the parents who think there kids do no wrong, " OH MY KID WHOULD NEVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT" " Oh really.... Open your eyes" Is what I say to them... What come's around go's around! What the kids did to that woman was just wrong:*( I hope she has a blast with the Money... I got picked on for my reading and my spelling with I was a kid.. Tobad we didnt get any money out of it Hope all is well with you!!"

from a comment on a twwer's status.

perhaps they were right about your spelling and reading.

6/22/2012 3:43:01 PM

TOBAD

6/22/2012 3:46:45 PM

lolol

6/22/2012 3:47:38 PM

Quote :

"When I was working, I had the opportunity to cook for the Israeli consolate at a big dinner. Cooking for my son is a far greater honor to me. His food is the most rewarding meals I will ever make."

6/28/2012 8:38:29 PM

people posting graphic pictures of waterbirthing and homebirths on my newsfeed

7/16/2012 1:23:38 PM

Quote :

"This is so true! Stay at home moms work harder then people do at their full time jobs."

Attached to an article on how hard stay at home moms have it.

Then followed up two minutes later with:

Quote :

"Brought some really cute fabric today. I am going to attempt to make skirt for [girl's name]! We will see how it comes out later on. Then pool day and play date!"

7/16/2012 2:39:04 PM

If this were actually the case, it'd make my TWW life much easier.

7/16/2012 2:40:43 PM

Quote :

"people posting graphic pictures of waterbirthing and homebirths on my newsfeed "

7/16/2012 2:43:28 PM

Quote :

"PLEASE FORWARD IF CAN READ THIS"

7/16/2012 2:49:40 PM

You guys really need to make your friend list more exclusive.

7/16/2012 3:04:08 PM

Quote :

"Curious about drug testing welfare recipients. What are the points against it? Also curious about drug testing (tax paid) elected officials. What are the points against it?"

7/16/2012 3:04:59 PM

You can't make this shit up.

Quote :

"Time to fix the chicken coop a little better. Some predator came last night and took the one chicken who was having trouble walking good. We found her this morning in the back yard. I am down to 7 chickens and 5 guineas. Can't lose anymore."

I hate updates like this! Really? You are telling facebook goodnight? No one gives a shit. We all sleep!

Quote :

"getting ready to go to bed -- nitey nite FB...sweet dreams..."

Quote :

"TJ has more teeth coming in -- looks like there are 4 on the top and still just 2 on the bottom now"

Quote :

"How much cleavage is appropriate for a job interview??"

Quote :

"I love having fun it the sun UNLESS is 95 degrees outside. Guess I just hide till fall."

I guess this is simply a product of being from a small town. Time to clean house.

7/16/2012 3:38:44 PM

Quote :

"How much cleavage is appropriate for a job interview??"

LOL

Quote :

"I love having fun it the sun UNLESS is 95 degrees outside. Guess I just hide till fall."

94 degrees is just fine. 96 is fun. But 95 degrees? FUCK THAT SHIT TEMPERATURE

[Edited on July 16, 2012 at 3:42 PM. Reason : 5]

7/16/2012 3:42:34 PM

is there an "orphan" status?

7/16/2012 11:29:08 PM

Quote :

"My name is Jenny. I am 16 years old ans have dark blonde hair. NOW THAT YOU HAVE STARTED READING THIS YOU MAY NOT STOP!! I was murdered July 14th with my fathers shotgun and butcher knife. If you do not post this on 20 other pages I will co...me to your house on the middle of the night and kill you with my fathers shotgun and butcher knife. You have 5 hours to complete this task. Dont believe me? *maria marshall, Pelham, Texas 1998, was showing and went to Ned right after, found dead next morning. * keisha jones, Nashville, Tennessee 1995, fell asleep watching television and mother heard gunshot and scream, found next morning lying on the floor. Omar wilkionsin, milwaukee, wisconsin 2002, reading a book to go to bed and was shot and stabbed through the book after he fell asleep. Still don't believe me? google their name"

7/25/2012 4:45:48 PM

damn i didn't know they had facebook in 1995

7/25/2012 4:46:54 PM

Quote :

"Words to live by."

I like it, except this person gives many people a reason to dislike them. I can name one right now, you drowned your cat and thought it was funny.

7/25/2012 6:11:41 PM

And you're still friends with them?

That's like people being friends with God. Can't fathom why

7/25/2012 6:28:31 PM

can't tell if this person put this up seriously or to make fun of people who believe it:

Quote :

"Yes, he told us in advance what he planned to do. Few were listening. The following is a narrative taken from a 2008 Sunday morning televised "Meet The Press'. From Sunday's 07 Sept. 2008 11:48:04 EST, Televised "Meet the Press" THE THEN Senator Obama was asked about his stance on the American Flag. ... General Bill Gann' USAF (ret.) asked Obama to explain WHY he doesn't follow protocol when the National Anthem is played. The General stated to Obama that according to the United States Code, Title 36, Chapter 10, Sec. 171... During rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present (except those in uniform) are expected to stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart. Or, at the very least, "Stand and Face It". NOW GET THIS ! 'Senator Obama replied: "As I've said about the flag pin, I don't want to be perceived as taking sides". "There are a lot of people in the world to whom the American flag is a symbol of oppression.." "The anthem itself conveys a war-like message. You know, the bombs bursting in air and all that sort of thing." (ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???) Obama continued: "The National Anthem should be 'swapped' for something less parochial and less bellicose. I like the song 'I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing'. If that were our anthem, then, I might salute it. In my opinion, we should consider reinventing our National Anthem as well as 'redesign' our Flag to better offer our enemies hope and love. It's my intention, if elected, to disarm America to the level of acceptance to our Middle East Brethren. If we, as a Nation of warring people, conduct ourselves like the nations of Islam, where peace prevails - - - perhaps a state or period of mutual accord could exist between our governments ..... When I become President, I will seek a pact of agreement to end hostilities between those who have been at war or in a state of enmity, and a freedom from disquieting oppressive thoughts. We as a Nation, have placed upon the nations ofIslam, an unfair injustice which is WHY my wife disrespects the Flag and she and I have attended several flag burning ceremonies in the p "Of course now, I have found myself about to become the President of the United States and I have put my hatred aside. I will use my power to bring CHANGE to this Nation, and offer the people a new path. My wife and I look forward to becoming our Country's First black Family. Indeed, CHANGE is about to overwhelm the United States of America " Yes, you read it right I, for one, am speechless Dale Lindsborg , Washington Post"

7/26/2012 8:45:54 PM

how do I know this person and who the fuck let him have a puppy?

7/27/2012 1:46:54 PM

Quote :

"it's amazing that you can finish 3rd in gymnastics, yet a chic who falls off the balance beam 3 times and steps out of bounds 2x on her floor routine can go to the finals....hmmm...even Olympic gymnastics has a welfare system"

Wow, defriend

7/30/2012 12:35:22 PM

This is floating around my facebook today

7/30/2012 1:15:41 PM

7/30/2012 1:22:38 PM

yeah, she should be attacked for wearing that shirt

7/30/2012 1:41:27 PM

wow, that shirt is hideous

7/30/2012 1:45:59 PM

$900 for that?

7/30/2012 1:46:50 PM

Aside from the hideous factor, how is that considered a dress shirt? Or appropriate for being out in public?

7/30/2012 1:47:27 PM

having never heard of the "controversy", I was pretty sure there would be an article on it at the hilariously racist Fox Nation website

I was right and some of the comments are jaw-dropping

7/30/2012 1:48:13 PM

is Michelle Obama's backside usually at that proportion?

7/30/2012 1:56:11 PM