BY FAR THE GREATEST

12/27/2005 10:46:26 AM

Funny thing is, Bill Brasky came up with the idea for this very thread way back in 1974. Me and Brasky were sitting in bar, drinking whiskey, when the idea hits him. Problem was the internet hadn't been invented yet. Brasky didn't want to forget his idea, but he didn't have anything to write with. So he grabs a napkin from the bar and rolls it up so tight that he's able to use it to carve his idea into my right thigh. Then he uses it to carve the concept for the TCP/IP protocol into my left thigh. And then he pours his whiskey on me to disinfect the wounds. What could I do? I bought him another whiskey.

12/27/2005 10:47:38 AM

bill brasky has a wooden leg, but you'd never know because he found the world's only flesh tree

lucky bastard

12/27/2005 10:50:38 AM

I love you guys

12/27/2005 10:53:12 AM

one time bill brasky was rowing this boat, and despite his world-class power, he was unable to make the boat move

after 4 hours of trying, he realized it wasn't a boat, but a giant brillo pad
and it wasn't an ocean, it was rosie o'donnell

ms. o'donnell later remarked it was the first time she had found a man attractive in years

12/27/2005 10:56:37 AM

Bill once made out with Denise Richards and Britney Spears at the same time. Afterwards, he said he had had better.

12/27/2005 10:58:44 AM

bill brasky invented the telescoping umbrella

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12/27/2005 11:01:57 AM

Bill Brasky eats broken glass for breakfast, nails for lunch, and chicken pot pie for dinner.

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12/27/2005 11:05:20 AM

Bill Brasky killed the radio star. And the radio star's agent. And a few roadies.

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12/27/2005 11:08:31 AM

I saw Bill Brasky, in his boxer briefs, bench-press a pregnant white rhino, all the while whistling the theme to Magnum P.I. through his deviated septum.

12/27/2005 11:28:47 AM

You know brasky's life story was the basis of "The Aristocrates"

12/27/2005 11:37:41 AM

bill brasky invented the billfish species when he mated with a school of tuna

12/27/2005 11:38:21 AM

Bill Brasky created critical hits, and was epic at first level!

12/27/2005 11:43:53 AM

One night at 3 am Bill Brasky broke into my house and grabbed me out of my bed. He told me that this was his house now and threw me out of a second story window. I never saw my wife and kids again.

12/27/2005 11:47:39 AM

Brasky sued "Death Cab for Cutie" for using his buisness idea as a band name.

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12/27/2005 11:49:44 AM

^ahahahaha

bill brasky hates christmas, the string-lights remind him of the worst poop he ever took

12/27/2005 11:50:31 AM

While vacationing in Africa, Brasky, just for kicks suspended a woman upside down about 25 feet in the air, while he forced a giraffe to pleasure her.

12/27/2005 11:58:36 AM

Bill Brasky presented Pabst the blue ribbon.

12/27/2005 12:23:47 PM

Bill Brasky is the only person on aristocratic record to lose a duel twice

12/27/2005 12:48:48 PM

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12/27/2005 12:53:32 PM

nice

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12/27/2005 1:03:00 PM

I asked Bill Brasky to take care of a few things while I was on vacation; I mostly just asked him to feed my pets

well, I get home, and sure enough
all my pets are gone

I call ol brasky and ask him what happened to my pets

well that 7 foot tall bastard explains that he did feed them

he fed my fish to my cats, he fed my cats to the dog, and he fed the dog to a homeless guy he thought might have been one of my pets

when i explained to brasky that no, i don't keep a homeless man as a pet, brasky sounded elated
HE WAS FINISHING SOME HOMELESS GUY LEFTOVERS WHEN I CALLED HIM!

TO BILL BRASKY!

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