where the hell are my shoes fedex?
8/23/2010 3:03:18 PM
i swear....ALWAYS at the bottom of the page well screw you...i'm posting it again[Edited on August 23, 2010 at 3:06 PM. Reason : CAUSE I LOVE HIM!]
8/23/2010 3:06:13 PM
you better save him from the wolf]
8/23/2010 3:08:12 PM
wonderfully productive day
8/23/2010 3:34:52 PM
seriously, are you fucking crazy? you definitely make yourself sound like it at least a few times a week.
8/23/2010 3:36:11 PM
yeesh. Chinese Taipei is whipping those Canadians asses
8/23/2010 3:37:28 PM
gotta be at the restaurant in an hour... guess i might wanna get to showering!
8/23/2010 3:38:51 PM
It seems like the cruddiness of today is compensating for the awesomeness of my weekend :-/
8/23/2010 3:42:25 PM
Gosh it's muggy outside
8/23/2010 4:09:44 PM
I want to put on my my my my my boogie shoes!
8/23/2010 4:22:13 PM
i have the worst luck of all time. i don't get it.
8/23/2010 4:43:40 PM
poooooor kadwacklehmm...Mexico or Puerto Rico?]
8/23/2010 4:44:56 PM
I hate facebook chat... I feel like it is always messing up and that the person it says is no longer online really isGET YOUR SHIT RIGHT FACEBOOK!
8/23/2010 4:48:40 PM
8/23/2010 4:50:38 PM
^^ for what? a vacay?i know poor me. am i that horrible of a person haha? i feel like the universe just shits on my head daily.
8/23/2010 4:50:56 PM
no. Little League World Series game.
8/23/2010 4:51:52 PM
oh hahaha. i thought you were going on a trip!
8/23/2010 4:53:25 PM
ha not quite. Well unless I end up winning the lottery which is gonna be hard since I don't play.
8/23/2010 4:56:46 PM
Well, the new roommate is really fucking weird and creepy. Guess it comes with living in the front room
8/23/2010 5:12:12 PM
do not want to work
8/23/2010 5:22:34 PM
the fridge is barren...
8/23/2010 5:22:50 PM
look at this new unit
8/23/2010 6:06:47 PM
note to self: do not eat freshly-cooked bacon while shirtlessoww.
8/23/2010 6:23:34 PM
i would rather slit my own throat than go to this meeting
8/23/2010 6:40:57 PM
Ian Krohl and Joie Frances Lubbers commented on Amna Cameron Warner's photo.
8/23/2010 6:48:13 PM
MONORAIL SONG ON CHANNEL 22
8/23/2010 6:51:17 PM
I drink too much milk. I bought a gallon last night. I'm already about to run out.
8/23/2010 7:10:30 PM
YaoYao
8/23/2010 8:01:18 PM
Sometimes other people's problems remind me that mine are very small.
8/23/2010 8:32:45 PM
8/23/2010 8:37:03 PM
Please hurry up September...I'm ready to get the FUCK out of this house!
8/23/2010 8:38:46 PM
I have groceries! Better Off Ted rocks my socks off! I has a fwiend over! My home-made lemon verbena infused brandy is spectacular! My cat is AWESOME!
8/23/2010 8:55:44 PM
I feel so violated.Molly just rubbed her ass all over my face.
8/23/2010 8:57:31 PM
8/23/2010 8:59:49 PM
i think i'll slit my throat now
8/23/2010 9:45:36 PM
^i'd miss you
8/23/2010 9:51:32 PM
8/23/2010 9:51:53 PM
It's a Monday and I am drunk as fuck...
8/23/2010 9:52:15 PM
I'm rather surprised that she kept that number . . .
8/23/2010 10:00:45 PM
Wait who's new roommate mine or Bmel's?
8/23/2010 10:05:02 PM
holy crapwhat a day[Edited on August 23, 2010 at 10:30 PM. Reason : lol still bleeding, and he thought bandaids would help]
8/23/2010 10:29:03 PM
my head is hurting and i'm not sure why
8/23/2010 11:01:24 PM
i bet you could get a boy to rub it for you
8/23/2010 11:04:05 PM
my head hurts so badlyand I need a back massagegood thing I know where to get one
8/23/2010 11:25:15 PM
"erotic films are when you use a feather, porn films are when you use the whole chicken. that girl's been through a lot of chickens."
8/24/2010 12:55:43 AM
please keep her away from my chicken pen
8/24/2010 1:35:50 AM
3.5 hours later I'm done replying/sending e-mails for tonight...now bed for 4 hours
8/24/2010 2:12:03 AM
i wish i could sleep
8/24/2010 2:12:40 AM
it's gonna suck getting up for class tm
8/24/2010 2:33:16 AM