in 1607 A massive wave sweeps along the Bristol Channel, possibly a tsunami, killing 2,000 people. i dont want to work on my car tonight [Edited on August 12, 2010 at 5:55 PM. Reason : ;l[p]]
8/12/2010 5:52:20 PM
You were just waiting for that, weren't you?
8/12/2010 5:56:41 PM
drank in my cup mayne hol up
8/12/2010 5:59:01 PM
omgah, I can NOT wait to have the house to myself this weekend.
8/12/2010 6:03:04 PM
A small portion of what my little terror just did to our leather ottoman.
8/12/2010 6:04:29 PM
those are cute faces though. How old is he now? That's actually pretty good face drawings.
8/12/2010 6:05:23 PM
He's 2. He also drew a giant dinosaur and stick people.
8/12/2010 6:06:25 PM
that picture looks like a good way to get an ass whoopin
8/12/2010 6:06:44 PM
that looks like ink pen.whooooops
8/12/2010 6:08:15 PM
I get my emails from work while I am on vacation (so I dont have a zillion to go through), I was offered OT again, up to 24hrs, will probably sign up for it on Monday....because after the 9/30 when the new fiscal year starts, the OT will be a thing of the past......[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 6:10 PM. Reason : 2]
8/12/2010 6:09:08 PM
Haha, I know you're pissed about it now, but if you look on the bright side for his age he has very well developed pictures.
8/12/2010 6:10:37 PM
Damn, I should have played bball. Now I have excess energy and nothing to use it with.
8/12/2010 6:14:15 PM
It was very cute until we tried to get it up with leather cleaner. That ink is not coming entirely off.
8/12/2010 6:18:56 PM
time for a can of paint
8/12/2010 6:21:39 PM
*lol*Why couldn't it have been the wall instead of our $800 leather ottoman??????
8/12/2010 6:22:46 PM
I just farted and the smell is horrible and won't leave.
8/12/2010 6:24:07 PM
well at least he didn't open a gallon of paint and decide to paint your tv, and living room furniture, and computer, and car, and food
8/12/2010 6:25:07 PM
I need a foot and a butt massage.
8/12/2010 6:28:23 PM
^^^^A fond memory from my childhood is that my parents' left the walls in one room of the house (the TV room) free of wall paper so that we could write on them and do whatever and get out those tendencies kids have to write on things (or just to let us be artistic, who knows). Then, after a few years, they put up wallpaper. This room was on the 2nd floor of our house, so it wasn't one of the first things people would see. Either way, wherever you were to have such a room, if you could tell your kids "this and only this place is your space to cut loose," parents might be able to avoid such incidents.
8/12/2010 6:46:47 PM
try hairspray - pref aquanet - if that is indeed inkpen
8/12/2010 7:24:00 PM
the one week our garbage is full, the fucktards from the city don't pick it up
8/12/2010 7:42:39 PM
HAY GUISE!!!I GOT A FUCKING, MAKE THAT A MOTHER FUCKING JOB!!!! (/caps)FUCK YES!!!!
8/12/2010 7:47:37 PM
gg, sir
8/12/2010 7:48:29 PM
This day. While not perfect, is quite a fucking awesome day.I hope you all are having a kickass day. [Edited on August 12, 2010 at 7:54 PM. Reason : .]
8/12/2010 7:50:37 PM
the neighbor must be having an awesome day--i can hear him singing and he's hitting some pretty high notes...
8/12/2010 8:20:25 PM
I can hear my husband upstairs singing. Gosh, I love that man.
8/12/2010 8:26:14 PM
wtf?! you wanted to slip a carnivorous ear wig into his ear while he slept just the other day
8/12/2010 8:27:02 PM
When you've been together as long as we have, dude, that's just how it goes.
8/12/2010 8:28:02 PM
hahahaha^ I know how you feel. Last night I stayed up way late looking at a ton of pictures of the s.o... Today, however, I would like to throw eggs on him. >_>[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 8:29 PM. Reason : .]
8/12/2010 8:28:39 PM
^^^ & ^^ "Like"[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 8:29 PM. Reason : ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]
8/12/2010 8:28:47 PM
I think that it's gotta be love when someone can get on your nerves so damned bad one minute and then make you wanna at him the next.
8/12/2010 8:31:52 PM
ehthat's how I usually feel towards hookers *shrug*
8/12/2010 8:33:08 PM
my knuckle still hurts from whatever i did to it 3 weeks ago...and i'm icky and need a shower from working but i'm not going to take one
8/12/2010 8:39:05 PM
This forum. It's going down hill and it doesn't really excite me like it once has. I am sad.
8/12/2010 8:50:17 PM
you should be excited that i just plucked my eyebrows and they are all pretty now
8/12/2010 8:53:26 PM
LP78 you have always been pretty; even before you plucked your eyebrows. I can't imagine how stellar you must appear now!
8/12/2010 8:55:44 PM
well i know i've been pretty but my eyebrows were not pretty...they are dead sexy now
8/12/2010 8:56:40 PM
That's what happens when you start meeting us IRL, Stephen. We're just not that cool.
8/12/2010 8:58:06 PM
why the fuck do you have an $800 leather ottoman in a house with a two year old
8/12/2010 8:59:05 PM
Because we've had the ottoman longer than the two year old.
8/12/2010 9:00:04 PM
^ Oh whatever BooBoo. You know I've got a special place in my heart for you and a few other fellars here on dis interwebz forums. Ya'll are some mighty fine people. ^^ Because she's trying to educate her child from a very young age what quality furniture looks like?
8/12/2010 9:01:25 PM
meh, it still functions the same
8/12/2010 9:04:52 PM
Anytime you and Audra don't feel like cooking just come on over and we'll set a place for y'all.
8/12/2010 9:08:48 PM
^ That's what's up. It's mutual, you know. It's been a helluva week, but we should look into having you come over this Sunday...Just ordered two new tires... I can't wait for the goods to arrive next week...
8/12/2010 9:31:51 PM
looks like tomorrow is a work from home kinda day
8/12/2010 9:48:37 PM
8/12/2010 9:51:14 PM
oh man.
8/12/2010 10:01:47 PM
^ HAI!
8/12/2010 10:06:42 PM
It's and how much drew reminds me of brady:-\[Edited on August 12, 2010 at 10:23 PM. Reason : sd]
8/12/2010 10:23:17 PM
FUCK YESToubab Krewe @ The Pour House tomorrow night after Umphrey's
8/12/2010 10:40:12 PM