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2/29/2012 5:04:56 PM

I see what you did there.

2/29/2012 5:11:34 PM

Quote :

"she was dating a guy she met on there for about a month or two...finally realized what a huge loser he is, and dumped him. now he's moping, texting the shit out of her, blowing up twitter about how depressed he is, and actually came by the house looking for her the other day. "

What did he do?

2/29/2012 9:18:08 PM

my account got deleted...

how in the world does one manage to piss off the okcupid gods?

3/1/2012 6:07:17 AM

^^what did he do in regards to what?

3/1/2012 7:04:34 AM

Quote :

"my account got deleted..."

ahahahahahahahahaha. Karma says hello.

3/1/2012 7:16:29 AM

^^ what loser things did he do? Why was he a loser?

3/1/2012 9:17:27 AM

I have a new match (and I wonder if its a TWWer)...so I'm reading the profile and I get to the Favorites section. Here's his take on music:

Quote :

"Music: Music is TERRIBLE these days. But to name some: Goo Goo Dolls, Switchfoot, Gin Blossoms, Hootie and the Blowfish, Toad the wet Sprocket, Michelle Branch,Nickelback, Chris Tomlin, Mat Kearney, Stone Temple Pilots, Where Legends Die, Nick Carter, Sara Evans, and plenty more. Above all, and currently, I love my Country music through and through."

WAT?!?!?!?!

3/1/2012 2:58:33 PM

lol Sara Evans

3/1/2012 3:00:07 PM

can't be serial huh?

3/1/2012 3:04:16 PM

3/1/2012 3:07:41 PM

maybe he's saying what music he thinks is terrible?

3/1/2012 3:09:48 PM

Quote :

"^^ what loser things did he do? Why was he a loser?"

dressed absolutely horribly, like mismatching outfits with neckties and vests. talked about weird shit and said awkward stuff, like talking about his depression around people he hardly knew (i.e., me). can't really explain it, he was just extremely socially off-base and needed to gtfo

he blew her up yesterday wondering if she had "thought any more about it"

3/1/2012 3:37:29 PM

I was window shopping awhile ago and came upon an old flame.

Dude...pics that are 4 years old. Really? Admit it, you got fat.

3/1/2012 4:12:39 PM

Girl doesn't have pics, facebook she doesn't have pics..
she tells me she is blonde, cute glasses, and G boobs.

I might have to take one for the team tomorrow night.

3/1/2012 8:02:57 PM

shes probably a dude.

3/1/2012 8:08:46 PM

^^you know who likes to wear cute glasses, heinous broads. you know what g boobs tell me, fatty with dinner plate nipples. good luck with that.




[Edited on March 1, 2012 at 8:10 PM. Reason : ^^]

3/1/2012 8:10:01 PM

dinner plate nips lololol

fuck that site.

3/1/2012 9:49:38 PM

cute glasses...g boobs....silver dollar nips

he was close

[Edited on March 1, 2012 at 9:51 PM. Reason : e]

3/1/2012 9:51:34 PM

I'm canceling on this chick.

I gotta come up with an excuse. I'm going to tell her I gotta wash my hair.

3/2/2012 3:00:33 PM

i got deleted...


again

3/2/2012 3:01:14 PM

what do you do on there?

3/2/2012 3:09:23 PM

absolutely nothing...

i pretty much just look through my matches and hide the weirdo looking ones....i rarely even look at an individual profile...

i hardly ever reply to a message and even more rarely send one...


the only thing i've ever done wrong on there was post a picture of my dog which apparently is forbidden...but that was a long time ago...

so i'm clueless

3/2/2012 3:13:20 PM

that's weird

I do the same thing you do and I've had my profile on there for years

3/2/2012 3:19:08 PM

do you fill out your profile? they probably delete empty ones

3/2/2012 3:19:37 PM

it's all because you wouldn't meet that guy at that party.

3/2/2012 3:21:35 PM

my profile was completely filled out...

i had it for probably 2 years before i filled it out...and it's been filled out for at least that long...


i was actually in the middle of talking to someone i know on there the other night and my account got deleted in between messages...

the last account was active for less than 12 hours and got deleted

[Edited on March 2, 2012 at 3:39 PM. Reason : iujl]

3/2/2012 3:22:54 PM

That's what you get for trollin' for some younger dudes.

Oh, I think the last girl I went out with from OKCupid was the most off girl I've gone out with from the internet.

I hate Texas.

[Edited on March 2, 2012 at 3:26 PM. Reason : .]

3/2/2012 3:25:08 PM

Fuck the Midwest & Texas

3/2/2012 3:27:27 PM

The OKCupid talent pool here is so bizarre that I had to take to meeting women in bars.

3/2/2012 3:31:08 PM

hey...my range was 27-40...


i thinks that's totally acceptable

3/2/2012 3:35:13 PM

damn, it's not 18-24 anymore?

3/2/2012 3:36:18 PM

I usually do 18-80.

3/2/2012 3:37:00 PM

no...

i had to adjust it for legal purposes

3/2/2012 3:37:04 PM

3/2/2012 3:38:41 PM

Dont cancel ComputerGuy,as my mom would say, a bad date is better than no date

[Edited on March 2, 2012 at 3:48 PM. Reason : Thx]

3/2/2012 3:43:42 PM

wait...so he should cancel according to your moms right?

3/2/2012 3:45:20 PM

My favorite is the women who are looking for a guy anywhere from 5'5" to 8'0".

3/2/2012 3:49:39 PM

Quote :

"The OKCupid talent pool here is so bizarre that I had to take to meeting women in bars."

3/2/2012 4:51:34 PM

anybody else turned off by run-on sentences, poor use of parallel structure, and questionable punctuation in someone's profile?

"I'm passionate about my relationships with my family and friends, it is important that I maintain my relationships with those close to me, in the end, they really are all you have. "

"A few of my favorite things: kiteboarding, comedy, music, exploring and volunteer." Ok, she has a two year degree I think, but she would definitely bomb the relevant section on the GMAT.

It's amazing how online dating sites and the interwebz make you so nitpicky.

by the way, I was an English tutor at Case for three years...

3/31/2012 11:14:58 PM

Case Western?

4/1/2012 4:04:04 AM

Quote :

"The OKCupid talent pool here is so bizarre that I had to take to meeting women in bars."

lol true

4/1/2012 10:20:13 AM

its also very useful as a market research tool. ive discovered through a large sample size of contacts to me that at 31, in a city like DC, I'm in demand to the 25-26 crowd. I thought my age floor was around 27-28.

[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 10:32 AM. Reason : .]

4/1/2012 10:31:46 AM

Quote :

"Case Western?"

No. I was referring to Case Hall--I worked for the athletic department.

4/1/2012 11:36:15 AM

I wanted to go to case western but that shit was 19 grand for tuition and I am poor

I'm Krallum and I approved this message

[Edited on April 1, 2012 at 11:48 AM. Reason : and other than the metal scene, ohio sucks balls. rubys is cool tho]

4/1/2012 11:47:56 AM

It's also very useful as a market research tool. I'v discovered through a large sample size of contacts to me that at 30, in a city like Charlotte, I'm in demand to the 200+ pound crowd. I thought my weight cap was my own.

4/1/2012 11:50:45 AM

ahahahaha awesome steve

4/1/2012 11:53:49 AM

This is why I stay away from the Lay's

4/1/2012 12:02:07 PM

90% of the random messages I get are from fatties. I'm pretty damn skinny and in great shape physically yet some 200 pound plus bitch thinks I'd not long want to talk to her but have a long term relationship? Lol no

4/3/2012 12:33:10 AM

I can't wait to hear you cry about your next failed relationship.

4/3/2012 12:37:40 AM