grifball

5/16/2009 10:55:40 AM

food. i need it.

5/16/2009 10:57:13 AM

My new clothes are really comfortable. And my fat ass feels sexy in them.

Someone needs to clean my kitchen.

5/16/2009 11:00:31 AM

should i wear this:


OR




to work today?

[Edited on May 16, 2009 at 11:01 AM. Reason : obviously those jeans w/o those shoes. ]

5/16/2009 11:00:51 AM

yes.

5/16/2009 11:01:15 AM

Dress.

5/16/2009 11:01:36 AM

sweet! thanks

5/16/2009 11:02:31 AM

What the fuck? There's water leaking through my ceiling. Again. Third time in a year.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU INDIANS DOING TO THAT APARTMENT? HOW ARE YOU BREAKING EVERY PIECE OF PLUMBING AND EVERY APPLIANCE SO THAT WATER KEEPS LEAKING THROUGH THE FLOOR?

We should fucking sue the morons that own that place. This is ridiculous.

5/16/2009 11:03:37 AM

i'm hungry

5/16/2009 11:13:12 AM

I think it's about time to start posting shit to make stalker ex's cry.

And yeah, I know you'll read this.

5/16/2009 11:52:17 AM

grifball

5/16/2009 11:53:19 AM

about to spend way too much money on a vacuum

5/16/2009 11:54:43 AM

Quote :

"I think it's about time to start posting shit to make stalker ex's cry. And yeah, I know you'll read this."

so tuff

5/16/2009 12:01:26 PM

playlist for limo bus ride COMPLETE!!

there's a little something for erryone, and lots of get pumped up to party muzik

5/16/2009 12:37:01 PM

going fishing

5/16/2009 12:38:29 PM

I'm so hungry.

5/16/2009 12:41:12 PM

how many mixed drinks is to many before a 5:30 wedding?

5/16/2009 12:58:40 PM

depends on if theres an open bar or not

5/16/2009 1:04:56 PM

^^haha I'm wondering the same. Sitting in the hotel bar right now.

5/16/2009 1:23:18 PM

you in raleigh???....we might be headed to the same event

5/16/2009 1:33:41 PM

http://video.yahoo.com/watch/5017561/13347466

awesome

5/16/2009 1:33:52 PM

allergies

5/16/2009 1:34:58 PM

i want friends to hang out with

5/16/2009 1:58:19 PM

so i got 3 dollars from some pinecone research thing

5/16/2009 2:01:50 PM

Quote :

"you in raleigh???....we might be headed to the same event "

nah i'm in Memphis, TN for this thing

5/16/2009 2:05:21 PM

best thread ever

I'm glad I thought of this

it was my original idea

LOL!

5/16/2009 2:23:41 PM

A GIRL

5/16/2009 2:44:23 PM

I, too, have had sex

5/16/2009 2:51:15 PM

lalala

5/16/2009 3:06:51 PM

Slamming my leg into the car door not such a hot idea..... Granted I suppose it wasn't really on purpose.

5/16/2009 3:19:59 PM

this is such a lazy day

5/16/2009 3:22:31 PM

This song is about me.

5/16/2009 3:54:32 PM

lol your lucky hubby

5/16/2009 3:57:24 PM

^fiesta?

5/16/2009 4:05:16 PM

that sounds like a wonderful idea

maybe we can get others to come too

5/16/2009 4:06:04 PM

^^^it's called love.

5/16/2009 4:15:16 PM

i feel so white right now

5/16/2009 4:35:46 PM

...might be because you are

5/16/2009 4:36:23 PM

had a disastrous day at work.

taking to boss's SIX breeding dogs to get shots at the rabies clinic.

took the males first.

they live outside, so dirty and furry.

had an asthma attack.

they misbehaved so much I gave up waiting in line.

when i finally got them out of my car i coughed so much I puked.

gave up entire venture.

went home, puffed on the inhaler, took benedryl, passed out

5/16/2009 4:40:33 PM

I am drunk. I l-o-v-e the beach.

5/16/2009 5:44:58 PM

what to do tonight

5/16/2009 5:52:36 PM

Do what I am doing. Go hang out in the beach and drink.

5/16/2009 5:55:02 PM

well i was out on a boat earlier, not sure i could talk carl into going to his beach house


plus its a lil late in the day to make the drive

[Edited on May 16, 2009 at 5:56 PM. Reason : plus ill be doing that for 4 days in a row next weekend]

5/16/2009 5:56:10 PM

WEDDING TIME

5/16/2009 5:58:39 PM

Just make sure you pack the ocean potion. I mean really why won't you just waer some damn sunnscreen. It's not thY big of a deal.

5/16/2009 5:58:47 PM

R-E-A-D-A-B-O-OKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!1

5/16/2009 5:59:07 PM

ya ive already been told ima be forced to wear sun screen

5/16/2009 5:59:39 PM

I mean you put ocean potion on the same way you do sun screen. Only you put on sun screen when you're not in pain.

5/16/2009 6:01:30 PM

Security guards with guns outside the church.

5/16/2009 6:13:54 PM

i dont like feeling greasy

5/16/2009 6:14:05 PM