Finally stole a jet from the fort after many deaths, some very comical.

9/27/2013 11:20:26 PM

The jet is unstoppable, I just straffed the main airport over and over again.

9/27/2013 11:29:37 PM

I'll bet they wanted you to stop straffing.

9/27/2013 11:34:50 PM

9/28/2013 2:23:26 PM

9/28/2013 2:27:03 PM

how are you guys getting the jet? i've gotten close but get killed while trying to get into the cockpit every time.

9/28/2013 3:36:50 PM

Trigger Franklin's special right before you break the gate, rush the jet, get in, take off, keep low to avoid rockets.

9/28/2013 4:16:35 PM

I used the entrance that's right off the coastal highway and went to the open air hangers that are nearby. Took off across the runway and dodged a couple SAMs.

9/28/2013 9:11:56 PM

Quote :

"that was the Buzzard, which you can get with the cheat code not sure how to get it legitimately though (legitimately meaning w/o cheat code) "

Go to the very top of the national security building and you'll find one there

9/28/2013 9:59:58 PM

So far I've made over $180 million from buying Pisswasser stock. There was some tip thread a few days ago telling you to dump all your money in it, so I bought in at $2.34, and now it's up to $6.13. Supposedly it's supposed to max out on Monday. People are saying it is supposed to spike up to $150 a share, but I have my doubts about that. Either way, that country club is gonna be mine soon at this rate.

9/29/2013 1:21:39 AM

Finished the game and, uhh...didn't like the ending I chose. So I'm playing through the main story line again.

9/29/2013 2:33:54 AM

who did you chose to kill?

9/29/2013 11:31:05 AM

lol @ Chicago being on the radio when Trevor was driving that lady back to the Mexican guy

9/29/2013 1:03:25 PM

Wow the chopper is a bit tougher to fly than in the old games, but I still managed to take out the atomic blimp and the police chopper they sent after me before the engine locked up. Maybe I am too used to CoD but moving smoothly in this game is taking me longer than I thought it would.

I need to get some more $$ to buy better weapons before I start doing these stupid missions, also the cops are way harder to lose than they were last game.


Do I have to complete a certian number of missioins before I can play online or something?

[Edited on September 29, 2013 at 1:12 PM. Reason : edit]

9/29/2013 1:09:36 PM

I took a blimp up to the top of a skyscraper to retrieve my helicopter that I left up there when I did a parachute jump onto the truck's flatbed

the blimp landed on the edge of the roof and didn't fall, just sat there tilted lol

9/29/2013 1:14:08 PM

Cops work via line of sight. You can hide in brush or in alleys. I think its too easy to get away. I feel like every mission with a land driving getaway I just park in an alley and avoid what they want me to do.

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9/29/2013 1:47:25 PM

Quote :

"Cops work via line of sight."

Really?

It seems to me that whenever you're on the run and you start to evade them, those blue scanners are working the map, and no matter where you are or what you're doing, if that scanner hits you they know where you are.

9/29/2013 2:17:35 PM

It is line of sight, but it's very strict. Like if there's a gap in a fence, or two dumpsters aren't quite close enough, they will usually see you. But I posted a video a few pages back showing someone hiding in some bushes and they don't find you.

So that stock I posted about last night is up to almost $9 a share now. This payout is gonna be so sweet.

9/29/2013 6:22:26 PM

Also if you switch cars and show up as a grey arrow, they don't know which car you are in and might not even be onto you if you enter the cone briefly, they have to get close.

9/29/2013 6:48:16 PM

where can i steal or buy a harley or chopper style bike, like the kind the lost mc were riding.

9/29/2013 8:19:04 PM

at what point does the stock stuff start

I just did the mission where you steal the nerve toxin thing, but I dont recall hearing about stocks yet

9/29/2013 8:29:36 PM

The assassination missions you do with Franklin for Lester are the stock market missions.

You get to it through the internet.

9/29/2013 8:31:50 PM

oh, Ive done a couple assassinations, but never checked/bought any stocks

9/29/2013 8:37:06 PM

The ode to No Country For Old Men was awesome

9/29/2013 8:47:00 PM

9/29/2013 9:05:14 PM

Nacho, what's been the cause of the pisswasser stock to rise? Is it just in your game or across the entire online community!?

9/29/2013 9:22:27 PM

the LCN stocks are what you do in game, the BAWSAQ are ones that the whole community change

9/29/2013 9:34:19 PM

Yeah, I haven't read up much about it, but the BAWSAQ one is constant across all copies of the game and the numbers actually come from the internet, and are not randomly generated in your game. I keep reading that the community changes it, i.e. it works like real world stocks where lots of people buying something drives up the price, but I don't see how that's possible when you take into account multiple save forking and no limits on how many shares can be bought or how many people are buying them. I have my doubts that it's anything other than randomly generated. All I know for sure is that in the long term, the low price was $2.25 or something, and the highest it's ever been is ~$150. When I saw the thread it was very close to the rock bottom and people were insisting that it was due to skyrocket, so I dumped all my money into it and created a separate save point right afterward. The thing is, when you have multiple saves, it takes all the risk out of it. I've already "sold" all my shares at $4.00, and again at $5, and yet again a little while ago at $8.75. But I also still have the save that I made right after I bought all the shares, so I plan on waiting out the rise and trying to hit the maximum profit. If it gets up to over $100, I'll have over a billion dollars with all three of my characters, and will pretty much so be completely done with the need for money in the single player game from now on. Supposedly the master community plan is for everyone to sell at 22:00 tomorrow or whatever, and I guess that's when people think it's going to peak. It will be interesting to see if the stock does actually react to everyone selling all at once (if that happens) or if it continues to rise.

9/29/2013 9:59:32 PM

do you think i'm going to read that?

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9/29/2013 10:14:02 PM

So for the people who didn't like the ending, what was it specifically?

9/30/2013 2:24:48 AM

I would really prefer that any ending talk be marked with a Spoiler tag. some of us can't devote an entire week to play through it and i'm really enjoying the story so far.

Thank you, MGMT

9/30/2013 7:56:25 AM

I would prefer that all of us who have finished the game get to discuss it freely without scrolling through 20,000 lines of blank screen to get to a "spoiler", that totally destroys the flow.

just stay out of the thread if you don't want a spoiler, by this point anyone should realize this thread contains spoilers

9/30/2013 8:19:07 AM

Or you could just start the post with a spoiler tag and not a ton of blank lines genius

9/30/2013 8:23:00 AM

I vote for spoiler tags. I've enjoyed using this thread for tips and help. Why should people who are doing the same have to stay out because others have finished when everyone can keep using the thread with the simple addition of spoiler tags? Take a couple seconds of your time to include everyone, or exclude half or more because you don't want to be inconvenienced.

9/30/2013 8:27:42 AM

of course dtownral wants to ruin shit for people. I went back and read through some of the GTA:San Andreas thread a decade ago, and people could discuss things without posting excessive spoilers and it was a lot of fun. Then alias trolls like dtownral come in and fuck shit up for everyone. This thread shouldn't be off limits to people who want to discuss the game,(including different places in the timeline) but a little bit of courtesy would be appreciated by using a spoiler tag.

9/30/2013 8:32:31 AM

pisswasser info:
http://gtaforums.com/topic/604082-buy-pisswasser-now-dump-every-dollar-into-it/

9/30/2013 9:28:58 AM

Start a spoiler thread if you want to discuss the end of the game. Apparently I don't have as much free-time as some of you, and I like to roam around and do almost everything possible, so I probably won't be finishing it in several months (Assasin's Creed 3 took me 6 months, although there would be times where i wouldn't turn it on for a week or two). I've picked up a lot of tips in this thread, and would like to continue without having the ending spoiled.

9/30/2013 9:41:51 AM

[spoiler]

uh, spoiler tags are pretty pointless because all of you just read this text

[/spoiler]

9/30/2013 10:16:46 AM

start a GTA spoiler thread

9/30/2013 10:24:51 AM

[spoiler]
no need, we can just use these spoiler tags. also, why are you reading this? i said spoiler, you should not read it

i chose the option to save both Michael and Trevor, did anyone decide to kill one of them? what happens?

[/spoiler]

9/30/2013 10:43:08 AM

someone last week was complaining about the races. I've loved the races so far. I used Trevor for all of the ATV races and Franklin for the street races. Just unlocked the sea races last night and plan to get into those tonight.


Also, where the hell are you supposed to park your car at Floyd's condo in order to have it save like a garage? i've brought back half a dozen and they all disappear.

9/30/2013 10:43:22 AM

i lost all the cars i've purchased or stolen regardless of where I park them, even if I leave them in a garage. because of the glitch i don't know if it will help, but I thought you were supposed to pull all the way forward under the house.

9/30/2013 10:46:33 AM

you know, you can be a real dick

[Edited on September 30, 2013 at 10:58 AM. Reason : and i really don't understand why you relish it so much]

9/30/2013 10:56:22 AM

i've lost cars at every safehouse garage. but so far, knock on wood, all the cars i parked in the separate stand alone garages remain.

9/30/2013 11:00:12 AM

are you supposed to need to return a car that you purchased to the garage to keep it saved, or is that part of the glitch to?

9/30/2013 11:22:11 AM

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9/30/2013 11:45:32 AM

[spoiler]


I chose to Option C, but heard if you kill Trevor or Michael, you loose them and any side missions they had left.

[/spoiler]

9/30/2013 12:04:03 PM

[spoiler]
i chose C too, I want to replay that section and kill Michael.
[/spoiler]

9/30/2013 12:08:12 PM

so far during my hours playing this game i have completed like 10 missions and found about 600,000 ridiculously funny ways to die.

9/30/2013 12:08:22 PM

When I posted that it was under the assumption that spoiler tags would be used. I just heard some people weren't liking the endings and I wanted to get some other opinions.

9/30/2013 12:43:43 PM