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12/22/2011 8:32:39 AM

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"Dear township six fire dept, you suck. There is no reason to drive down a residential road at 2 miles an hour, blaring the horn with Santa in the in the back seat, AT NINE IN THE MORNING ON MY DAY OFF. Please do it quietly I'm trying to sleep. Thanks, sleepy citizen of havelock."

The image of this made me lol

12/24/2011 11:10:58 AM

ha. sleeping in for me is 7:30.

12/24/2011 11:17:06 AM

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"So Kobe's wife leaves him, and all of a sudden he has a "wrist injury." Just sayin"

12/26/2011 12:19:14 PM

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"People should really look into a mirror before they leave there house. Just saying..."

says the ugly fat girl

1/4/2012 12:23:33 PM

^^JO injury

1/4/2012 12:25:14 PM

haha this one has me rolling

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"Accidentally ate a pita wrap "w/ gyro" ...what kind of meat is that!? Kind of worried :-/"

19 comments on what is a gyro

oh and then in the comments is

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"Oh my...that is not what I was wanting for lunch...mis-read and thought I was getting chicken!! Any side effects from eating lamb!!??"

and then more discussion on lamb and if it's ok to to eat and then this

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"Hopefully it wasn't little Bambi "

apparently lamb is the same as baby deer...

1/6/2012 12:59:11 PM

you got some dumb friends

1/6/2012 1:04:06 PM

i can't remember if it was her that was in my high school chorus class or her sister... both of them friended me but they both look alike too

1/6/2012 1:06:08 PM

holy balls that is dumb

1/6/2012 1:06:26 PM

Lamb and Bambi are delicious.

1/6/2012 1:08:23 PM

speaking of which, i think elkaybie defriended me

i was going to find her last status and post it here just to dick around

sick burn

1/6/2012 1:10:59 PM

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"Anyone want to buy a brank new pink ipod nano? The douche who got it for me doesn't seem to realize that I DON'T LIKE PINK"

[Edited on January 6, 2012 at 1:15 PM. Reason : not stupid so much as awful]

1/6/2012 1:12:57 PM

busted

I did a "haven't talked to you on fb in a year" purge the other day. There were few survivors. And I'm still not done.

1/6/2012 1:54:20 PM

no worries

i just realized i have ~25 less friends than i did in november/december.

looks like i got resolutioned a few times too.

I'M A MODEL FUCKING FACEBOOKER, NO GAMES, NO SPAM, NO POLITICS, NO RELIGION, JUST QUALITY, AMUSING UPDATES.

but you're an internet friend and i understand. our only IRL interaction ever was sitting near each other at a movie theater.

i'll leave it at that so it sounds pretty creepy.

1/6/2012 2:42:54 PM

so what the hell is the deal with the "I'm going to _______ (Paris, London, etc) for ______ weeks/months" deal?

1/6/2012 7:56:13 PM

^http://www.thewolfweb.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=622490

1/6/2012 8:02:58 PM

I got de-friended before I could take a screen shot/copy the exact status, but a facebook friend posted posted about how it was going to be a great NYE because she bought mango margarita mix with her EBT card.

Pretty sure I got de-friended due to the comment I left. ohhhhh wellllllllllllll

1/6/2012 10:03:23 PM

What'd you say?

1/7/2012 11:27:50 AM

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"World of Beer - North Hills FOOTBALL SUNDAY! If you are lucky enough to be in your fantasy playoffs WOB is the place to be we will have all football all day! Playoff time! Who are you rooting for Raleigh!? BCS game tomorrow. And don't forget our Grand Opening with Make-A-Wish Foundation."

You can tell it is one of their female bartenders that knows nothing about football that posted that as fantasy leagues end when the regular season does (well I guess it doesn't have to be a female bartender- but the shoe fits )

1/8/2012 10:26:58 AM

^ my fantasy league ended last week.

1/8/2012 11:21:05 AM

yeah, last week was the final week of regular season- the last remaining leagues ended monday night

1/8/2012 11:25:51 AM

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"Ughhh Preston wakes up an first thing he says is will I ever talk to my real daddy josh again...I don't even kno where that came from unless he was dreaming about him... I'm not suppose to hate anyone but errrr I hate Josh so much!! I'm happy God brought Chad to him he's a great daddy to Preston, but he still deserves to c Josh an it kills me that he doesn't care at all... an now when Jax an London get older imma probably have to have the same conversation with them about y they dnt c their dad either :-(..... ugh way to go at pickin baby daddies Chasity!!!... abyways good morning!!!"

1/9/2012 7:06:25 AM

1/9/2012 1:21:33 PM

LOL

Does he even go here?

1/9/2012 1:22:48 PM

It's no fun when you censor their last names.

1/9/2012 2:19:34 PM

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"Did you know that your Cell Phone Number has a name? 1. Take the last 3 digits of your Cell Phone #. Example: xxx-x919, take "919" only 2. Write it down like this: @*[919:0] 3. Remove the * 4. Type it in the comments below and click ENTER/COMMENT"

1/13/2012 1:12:58 PM

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"You suck if you: -constantly blabber about politics on facebook. -Are still drinking and partying like back in the day when we knew each other in highschool, even thought its been 6+ years. -already graduated from NC but still show up at Wolf Village to post pictures of you hitting a keg -Think you made it when you came back from a Incubus concert and found out you left a fresh pack of smokes you had forgotten in your couch. . ..just food for thought."

Says this guy who makes videos of him playing chess with commentary or doing speed bag work and posts them to facebook. everyone has different hobbies, son

1/14/2012 6:41:01 AM

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"-Think you made it when you came back from a Incubus concert and found out you left a fresh pack of smokes you had forgotten in your couch. ."

failing to see the point they're trying to make with that one

yeah, Incubus sucks, but I don't think that's what they're going for

1/14/2012 8:37:47 AM

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"If we all hate being lied to, then who are the ones lying to us? Food for thought."

i don't get this. there's no context. wtf are you talking about?

1/14/2012 8:59:23 AM

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"Now here this....please refrain from calling or texting me on Sundays between 9:30 and 1:00. I am in church during that time and cannot think of anything that important that c annot wait until I get out of service to handle. Outside of death, major accident, or the world coming to an end....save ot for later! That is all!!"

first response:

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"Or you could just turn your phone off."

she responded:

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"Considering my bible is on my phone turnimg it off is not an option....just don't call me then....or go to church yourself!"

[Edited on January 22, 2012 at 6:56 PM. Reason : ]

1/22/2012 6:52:09 PM

not a status update, but somebody on my friends list is trying to organize a middle school reunion

lots of people are in on it

1/23/2012 2:16:34 PM

1/25/2012 1:04:10 PM

+1

1/25/2012 2:57:06 PM

..for corniest dude on earth

1/25/2012 3:47:44 PM

wish i could text a girl and she'd tell me 15 minutes

1/25/2012 3:49:08 PM

http://www.fakeiphonetext.com

One day people will learn

1/25/2012 3:50:00 PM

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"I ALSO DOO"

1/25/2012 3:51:28 PM

^^^ it is doable


get creative

[Edited on January 25, 2012 at 3:52 PM. Reason : .]

1/25/2012 3:52:08 PM

Not a stupid one, just funny:

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"I want to write a book, fill it with status updates from all of you, and watch nobody read that either."

1/27/2012 12:14:16 PM

a facebook friend just posted a pic of her son who is like 7 or so in the bathtub. he's not a baby, so it's not cute, and if he knew she was doing that i have to assume he'd be pissed. if not now, certainly within 10 years he would. yikes

1/28/2012 11:09:51 PM

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"I dont watch basketball... But since Facebook is flooded with this Blake griffin dunk I will comment.... That was barely a dunk to begin with so saying that it's GOAT, fuck that. Griffin is 6'10" he's supposed to be able to do that...Nate Robinson is 5'9" ( 13" shorter) and he dunks his ass off, that's amazing....shits weak man"

1/31/2012 11:30:18 AM

[pic of a shirt with G.W. Bush "I screwed you all, but thanks for blaming the black guy"]

"Remember who really is the cause of our national debt being so high??? Remember who started a war with Iraq on false pretenses (Where are those WMDs)??? Blaming Obama for our debt, well is ignorant....it is like blaming Bush for the Gulf War....oh yeah, he wasn't President then, that was his daddy!!! Hmmm......."

2/1/2012 2:11:34 PM

2/1/2012 2:13:49 PM

^I dont know why I posted that there, I must have thought this was the thinking thread.... oops

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"Happy friday eve! Gonna b a great day...status update to come..."

she really updated her status to tell everyone she is going to update her status

2/2/2012 9:17:06 AM

rlly

2/3/2012 1:33:15 PM

WANT TO STRANGLE!!

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"fuck EVERYTHING... I'M DONE:'( I'm runin tha fuck away so if u dnt hear from me ill hit u up wheneva I can bak..."

20 hours later

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"Wld lke to no y ppl insist on takin a status literally... when u kno nothin about mii life... stop readin shit that ain't there... stop makin shit out of nothin... that's y I stay off fb cuz ppl b thinkin u do tha same shit they do... I dnt post status bout mii personal business its fb duh.... #justsayin"

2/4/2012 3:23:14 PM

OH MY GOD!!!

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"Got off to a late start finally got a copy of my I's yay... now still trynna get at least four loads laundry done... trynna do lil every week... still trynna fig out y u gemenis r so controllin seesh let he reigns go a little... we all understand wats urs is urs seesh lmao... but I gotta <3 u's"

2/4/2012 3:27:54 PM

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"I Believe in God, I don't find racist jokes funny in anyway, I think people should have to take a test to have kids (if you cant afford yourself then you cant afford a child), I believe being gay is a sin and a phase, There are plenty of starving children so no i will not donate to an animal charity id rather help a helpless child which i donate a dollar every time in a checkout line even if i already did last time i shopped there. This is me if you dont like it delete me another fun fact about me is I dont care what anyone thinks about me i am who i am "

#noonegivesashit

Oh, wait, they do (response):

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"I don't think being a homosexual"gay"Its a sin.They are who they are!They have family who love them!They have,Integrity and intelligence. Who never had a sin....throw the first stone pls! Good Day!!!every one!"

OP again. Apparently she does care what people think about her:

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"I truly cant believe that this has become a huge thing everyone has their opinions.... think real long and hard on something you strongly believe in and i guarantee someone out there disagrees."

Another response:

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"If you are having problems with everyone around you........................it might not be them."

C'mon, gaiz! This is the internets.

[Edited on February 4, 2012 at 3:29 PM. Reason : ...]

2/4/2012 3:28:03 PM

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"This is me if you dont like it delete me"

should have deleted them!

unless they are your family. it's hard to do that without stirring up some drama. most of the people i want to delete are family

2/4/2012 3:34:32 PM