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11/19/2011 10:07:20 PM

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"I'm amazed. We live in a country where the economy has tanked, but no one will pick up a penny. Everyone says God bless America but will never set foot in a church. Everyone says be open minded but once you disagree they bite your head off. America: social wasteland"

Coming from a 19 year old who's in his second year at college, lives with his parents, and uses student loan money to buy an ipad and new guitar......

11/20/2011 1:27:35 PM

Girl from my high school posted this today....

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"I DO NOT CARE IF THIS OFFENDS SOMEONE… AND IF IT DOES, DELETE ME PLEASE THIS IS WHAT I BELIEVE…I AM SICK AND TIRED OF EVERY YEAR WHEN CHRISTMAS COMES AROUND THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO TAKE CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS BECAUSE IT MIGHT OFFEND SOMEONE…WELL, HOW ABOUT ALL OF US CHRISTIANS?...WHAT ABOUT OFFENDING US BECAUSE YOU ARE TAKING OUR CHRIST OUT OF CHRISTMAS?...CHRIST IS CHRISTMAS!...IF YOU AREN'T CELEBRATING CHRIST THEN WHY ARE YOU CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS?...CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT THE BIRTH OF OUR SAVIOR!...CHRISTMAS IS ONE OF A FEW HOLIDAYS LEFT THAT CELEBRATE "MY" CHRIST!...LEAVE "MY" HOLIDAY ALONE!...AND TELL EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS, NOT HAPPY HOLIDAYS!"

My response: Uhhhh are you ok?

She responds with...

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" I'm great! Are you? Just expressing my opinion on my values and beliefs....that's still legal here in the states isn't it? I mean I know I'm not the minority (yet) but my "feelings" still count, right? Nahhhh! Who am I kidding...."

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"Minority= as in religious beliefs, not race. Just want to clear that up. Can't touch on both in same day. Too taboo (-:"

Me:

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"Yeah I'm totally fine...that was just a little scary"

Her:

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"It is scary! Glad you see it too. It's like allowing a bunch of strangers in your house only for them to trash it, and then tell you to sit down, shut the f$&@ up, and deal with it because if you don't we may feel unwelcomed. You know what I say... If you don't like the beliefs this country was founded on then get out it."

My last comment....and I'm not saying anything after this because I know it will drive her crazy

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" I'm not even sure what you're talking about lol"

[Edited on November 29, 2011 at 2:11 PM. Reason : e]

11/29/2011 2:03:24 PM

Reminds me of last year when someone I know flipped out over the use of xmas in society opposed to christmas without knowing the origins of xmas.

11/29/2011 2:19:36 PM

diva, i dare you to post this on her wall: http://www.christiananswers.net/christmas/mythsaboutchristmas.html

11/29/2011 2:38:54 PM

lol that would really send her over the edge

11/29/2011 3:08:07 PM

Do it.

11/29/2011 3:16:13 PM

X is the first letter of Christ's name in Greek

11/29/2011 7:10:34 PM

And AGAIN

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"Pray for me and baby! Bad fall because of new medication. Not feeling movement. In er."

11/30/2011 9:38:39 AM

^^ Yeah, gl explaining that to some Christian who hasn't even read the bible.

11/30/2011 10:15:29 AM

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"It was announced that there will not be Christmas trees at the White house this year. They will be called Holiday Trees. Obama says this is no longer a Christian Country, it's a country of many faiths. We as Americans must send the message to Obama that this Country was founded on Christian beliefs and we are STILL a Christian Country. Please re-post this and let's stand up for CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!..."

11/30/2011 8:17:05 PM

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"aborted fetal tissue, animal blood, fetal animal parts- metals, antibiotics, and poisons are enough- for a vax that doesnt work like your told..---------youl still get pertussis, & diptherea is pretty rare in civilized clean societies..and MeaslesMumphsRubella are not usually dangerous unless very poor underfed or compromised immunity ...stop shooting these money making undertested dishonestly marketed crap into your babies-unless cancer sterility autism and shortened life r ok w you...research. its imperative. u have no idea."

12/1/2011 9:24:27 AM

^WOW MOM

12/1/2011 9:37:35 AM

I keep getting stuff like: OMG this year has been so horrible I can't wait for 2012.

I want to reply and ask if that their life is suddenly gonna get better when they flip to the next year in their calendar.

12/1/2011 9:41:38 AM

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/barackobama/a/white_house_christmas_ornaments.htm

12/1/2011 9:48:03 AM

Meg said:

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"X is the first letter of Christ's name in Greek"

ahahahahahahaaha wow

12/1/2011 9:49:38 AM

?

12/1/2011 11:02:52 AM

^^What? It's pretty much true...


even wikipedia says so

12/1/2011 11:06:14 AM

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"You say we are just friends when I moved to WI for you and I'm about to have your baby....sweet. I didn't cheat, steal or lie....you just "lost feelings" I guess. I need to figure out that I need to focus on me in life instead of trying to make a life with others. Me=Doormat You=Just like every other guy playing nice to get what he wants.....Damn dad was right yet again"

Women.

12/1/2011 11:58:54 AM

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"Blocking people so nobody can see MY SON!! He is my baby and my baby only sorry about ur luck but my son looks exactly like me sorry about what the pictures show but NONE OF YOU will ever see him again so u won't get the chance to see how he got good genes and not shitty ones!"

This girl puts her entire fucked up non-relationship on facebook

12/1/2011 10:10:37 PM

Beethoven86 said:

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"^^What? It's pretty much true..."

Christ ain't homeboy's name.

12/2/2011 8:47:25 AM

Come again?

12/2/2011 1:47:19 PM

CHRIST IS NOT A SURNAME IN THIS CASE

12/2/2011 2:14:24 PM

English: "Christ"
Greek: "Χριστός"

you don't call it "Jesusmas"

12/2/2011 3:36:51 PM

nerrmind

[Edited on December 2, 2011 at 10:40 PM. Reason : ]

12/2/2011 10:40:13 PM

Why does it matter if it's a surname?

12/3/2011 12:37:37 PM

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"I have to chuckle when u txt me telling me ur driving in feezing rain and then u get pissed when I say I can't help u because I took sleep meds. U never txt or call when I'm driving in snow, have to shovel it, in the hospital...and I'm 6 months prego with ur kid. Not my fault u waited so long to drive back from whoevers house u stay at half the week three hrs away every weekend. Remember u broke up with me...not the other way around. "

women

12/5/2011 3:05:24 AM

women: "imma do me"

12/5/2011 3:11:01 AM

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"I destroy homes, tear families apart, take your children, and that's just the start. I'm more costly than diamonds, more costly than gold, the sorrow I bring is a sight to behold, and if you need me, remember I'm easily found. I live all around you, in schools and in town. I live with the rich, I live with the poor, I live down the street, and maybe next door. My power is awesome; try me yo............u'll see, but if you do, you may never break free. Just try me once and I might let you go, but try me twice, and I'll own your soul. When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie. You do what you have to just to get high. The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms. You'll lie to your mom; you'll steal from your dad. When you see their tears, you should feel sad. But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised, I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways. I take kids from parents, and parents from kids, I turn people from God, and separate from friends. I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride, I'll be with you always, right by your side. You'll give up everything, your family, your friends, your money, your home, and then you'll be alone. I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give. When I'm finished with you you'll be lucky to live. If you try me be warned this is no game. If given the chance, I'll drive you insane. I'll ravish your body; I'll control your mind. I'll own you completely; your soul will be mine. The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed, the voices you'll hear from inside your head, the sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see; I want you to know, these are all gifts from me. But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart, that you are mine, and we shall never part. You'll regret that you tried me, they always do, but you came to me, not I to you. You knew this would happen. Many times you were told, but you challenged my power, and chose to be bold. You could have said no, and just walked away. If you could re-live that day, now what would you say? I'll be your master; you will be my slave, I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave. Now that you have met me, what will you do? Will you try me or not? Its all up to you. I can bring you more misery than words can tell. Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell...Re-post this and you might save a life or at least make someone think twice!!!"

12/7/2011 9:30:38 AM

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"So me and my sister were talking the other day about how everyone is either getting married or they have kids and we are doing none of the above. Well when you talk to someone you havnt seen in awhile and you get to that part of the conversation when they start talking about their marriage and children and looking at you with pitty or say "you'll find someone" because your single I feel like coming back with "I'm so sorry for you". This is how I feel, dont feel sorry for me for making the smart and wise desicions for my life. While you are getting married, having kids, cooking and cleaning, etc. i will be in school making something of myself and focusing on what i want out of life. Then in 10 years when I have a successful job and I finally find that one person and he has a successful job I will be planning the next step in my life. Some of your marriages might have lasted but I bet more than half wont and at the reunion or when Im home visting my family i will get to enjoy giving you the same face you gave me all those years ago telling you about my week long honeymoon to bermuda, italy, france, and bora bora but not before you already saw me get out of my brand new aston martin vanquish, while you tell me how you mowed your lawn yesterday and breastfed your baby at the same time. Now that is talent. I might be taking my time to have my fairytale but I will have just that and nothing less. I will not settle for anything and if that means that I stay single until Im 30 to find the man that will love me just as much with perfect or wrinkled skin then so be it. Im not going to rush to the alter to make me feel like im doing something with my life because life is what you make it and I do not need someone to make my life better."

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"Employers Retail Sales Consultant at Sprint by N Touchwireless Retail Sales Consultant"

12/7/2011 4:27:00 PM

Saw some girl in my timeline liked this

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"104.1 WTQR Click "like" to send your thoughts & prayers to the #VirginiaTech community & families of the victims. Another sad day for that campus. - @AngieWardOnline"

Fucking pathetic

12/8/2011 3:42:40 PM

see, there are some situations (like this one ^) where "liking" the status is the wrong way to put it

that person probably doesn't LIKE that there was another shooting at Virginia Tech, but Facebook doesn't give you another option (like RT or +1) besides liking something.

that's why +1 is a better action to take. you're not agreeing with the actions of the shooter or whatever, you're just bumping up the info so you can keep track of it, and share it with other people

just another reason facebook sucks

12/8/2011 3:45:41 PM

^^^,^^ I lolled

Its more of a "you're too lazy to write this in your status about a tragic event so just like this so you can feelbetter about yourself and oh by the way we get the free advertising thx"

[Edited on December 8, 2011 at 3:49 PM. Reason : jahsdf]

12/8/2011 3:47:27 PM

It's not even a matter of terminology here (news sites use "share" instead of "like" anyway). It' s about some shithead at a shithead radio station using the situation to promote their product.

12/8/2011 3:48:18 PM

yeah that's shitty

12/8/2011 3:48:42 PM

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" Im not going to rush to the alter to make me feel like im doing something with my life because life is what you make it and I do not need someone to make my life better"

that girl needs to get laid

12/8/2011 3:52:15 PM

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"Bullying killed her . There and then, Carmen decided that she couldn’t take the bullying any longer. She planned to stay behind, that evening, after school, and tell her teacher what had been happening. Unfortunately, her decision came too late to save her life. After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!" All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girls lied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead. FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off. Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true. Repost this if your against bullying."

12/9/2011 2:23:01 PM

this coming from one of the most annoying person I know...




followed by:



... watching twilight has that effect on people. Do not resist the urge

12/9/2011 3:11:21 PM

seriously^ I saw it last weekend and it was absolutely shit. There's no way to get those precious hours back and to unsee what my eyes saw.... it is possibly the worst thing ever.

12/9/2011 3:13:57 PM

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"If this gets 100 shares this kids gets his heart transplant for free"

ಠ_ಠ

12/9/2011 10:11:55 PM

Srsly. Why don't you just respond to the status updates?

12/10/2011 1:32:21 PM

I have always wanted to come up with a clever reply to this, but he beat me to it. (only because this is the worst "repost this thing" I have ever read)

12/11/2011 4:24:35 PM

i feel like his response will go right over her head

12/11/2011 4:38:33 PM

That's what I'm talking about! I've gotten blocked for similar responses which makes them that much more satisfying.

12/11/2011 7:30:53 PM

I lol'd at this

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"A history lesson. Maybe a repeat for some. But, well worth it. I believed this just about tells it all..............:>) Enjoy! The Real History Of The World Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals; and 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement. Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girliemen. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided. Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass. Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today's lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off."

12/12/2011 9:12:33 AM

This one has come across my facebook feed a few times in the past week or so.


Even as a Christian, this stuff pisses me off.

12/12/2011 9:30:19 AM

A comment left on a status update about graduating:

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"so thankful I was there for you every step up of the way!"

[Edited on December 14, 2011 at 3:41 PM. Reason : Don't even care that they said step up]

12/14/2011 3:41:23 PM

I don't know this guy, just saw some junk he posted on a friend's wall and clicked...

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"Who wants to be wit a great man that knws how to lat it down..an keep it real...no bitch here...thats for sure.it isnt ova i gt ya moving on...come on an find me an take me away from bs...im waitn i wish nothing but the best fa ya u fake lying trifling mf u get wht u deserve an someone deserves all that i give them...the right lady is there an waiting im waitn for thm to prove they self to me"

And another...

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"The demon that is unleashed inside of me is one nobody eva wants to see cause its the kind that will pull life sentence for anything an anbody that stands in my way of glory aint no koolaid pumpn this blood stream i go hard in the paint regardless anbody that gets this knw they wit a TRU SOLDIER D.S.V.B.T.R.U. I LOVE MY FA AN LAY DWN To DIE FOR YA somebody's name where u at brotha"

12/15/2011 1:02:23 AM

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"Off to see what God is going to do today!!"

12/22/2011 8:22:25 AM

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"I basically just use facebook to see if people from my past have finally come out or not."

12/22/2011 8:25:32 AM