ok

9/25/2007 11:07:21 PM

in before the forte

[Edited on September 25, 2007 at 11:07 PM. Reason : FLOOD CONTROL ]

9/25/2007 11:07:38 PM

you fucking suck

9/25/2007 11:07:52 PM

all i got is time buddy

9/25/2007 11:08:16 PM

I feel guilty that I messed up two lives, not including my own, all b/c I couldn't make up my mind.

Hindsight is 20/20.

If I could only go back and change things. I would really like to try and fix the relationship, but I know it's over. I am self-destructive sometimes.

9/25/2007 11:14:14 PM

^ Yeah, what you did to Jesus was unexcusable.

9/25/2007 11:15:21 PM

I agree. All for some silver.

9/25/2007 11:17:00 PM

i'm worthless in every aspect of life

and i'm really, really tired.

9/25/2007 11:19:38 PM

I secretly hate around 80% of you TWWers

9/25/2007 11:20:37 PM

that's a C+/B- people

9/25/2007 11:21:37 PM

not secretly now

9/25/2007 11:22:00 PM

i secretly love EMCE.

9/25/2007 11:22:04 PM

<3

9/25/2007 11:22:37 PM

I am 6'2", and whenever I walk by a girl with cleavage, I always look down her shirt

9/25/2007 11:24:16 PM

here's a real confession (not that i didn't mean ^^^):

i'm going to have to call my grandpa tomorrow to cancel on him for friday b/c i just realized i made plans that conflicted w/ plans i already had w/ him.

i feel bad b/c he's hosting a bit of a party and i'm sure he wants all of his friends to meet me.

[Edited on September 25, 2007 at 11:26 PM. Reason : ^]

9/25/2007 11:25:56 PM

^^I got you beat. I'm really a small dog, and whenever I walk by a girl wearing a skirt, I look up it.

9/25/2007 11:27:09 PM

Peoplewatching on the wolfline is at the back of the bus


...so that's where I sit.

9/25/2007 11:29:39 PM

^^
well hell, in that case you can stick your nose into women's crotches with impunity

V
haha, I don't think she could do it w/ impunity


[Edited on September 25, 2007 at 11:36 PM. Reason : ^]

9/25/2007 11:30:12 PM

no, you had it right the first time

9/25/2007 11:31:04 PM

Quote :

"I'm really a small dog, and whenever I walk by a girl wearing a skirt, I look up it"

how dare you!

9/25/2007 11:35:12 PM

i would rather tell people that i'm drunk rather than tell them i'm depressed.

so i lie to them all the time. people will listen to a drunken ramble and not judge you for it... and ultimately, thats all i really want.

9/25/2007 11:45:09 PM

sometimes after i get out of class, instead of walking to my car, i walk around campus for 15-20 minutes to see if i can get some spottings

9/25/2007 11:47:55 PM

I regularly type shit on TWW and then edit it out


[Edited on September 25, 2007 at 11:58 PM. Reason : /]

9/25/2007 11:48:42 PM

I'd love to have people around who actually want to listen and care, I feel no one does that yet I do it for all them. That's why I get really chatty when I'm drunk because I just don't care if people listen.

And when I need the most advice no one seems to be around to offer any. Fuck you!

9/26/2007 12:02:47 AM

^^sometimes i do this 3-4 times for the same post

9/26/2007 12:18:33 AM

now I'm a bad boy
cause I don't even miss her



I'm a bad boy

for breaking her heart

9/28/2007 2:53:44 AM

free ballin?

9/28/2007 1:34:15 PM

I like knee fucking

9/28/2007 2:00:50 PM

Chunk: Everything. OK! I'll talk! In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... When my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out... But the worst thing I ever done - I mixed a pot of fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. I never felt so bad in my entire life.http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089218/quotes



[Edited on September 28, 2007 at 3:07 PM. Reason : wrong link]

9/28/2007 3:06:03 PM

I'm only taking 12 hrs this semester.

9/28/2007 3:09:46 PM

Except for freshman year, I never took more than 12 hours.

I frequently took only six hours in graduate school. And I wasn't working those semesters.

9/28/2007 3:27:46 PM

the real answer is yes.

9/30/2007 6:40:08 PM

I farted in church and had to sit in my own pew.

9/30/2007 6:41:13 PM

I masturbate a lot.

I've almost cheated on my future wife several times.

I wonder how my life is going to change when I finish losing all this weight - and if i even want to go all the way with it. You just get so used to being the fat guy, it is difficult to contemplate who you become if fat is no longer what defines you.

I feel really isolated right now, I grew up here but none of my close friends are in town anymore - its an odd thing being in your hometown and feeling alone.

9/30/2007 10:00:18 PM

^ Cheer up, silly.

Sara still likes you, despite how much porn we both know you have.

9/30/2007 10:06:02 PM

hahahha, yeah she does.

If only all the people I love were here in Charlotte (you included).

9/30/2007 10:14:29 PM

I totally came by H-ville and crashed on my way back to Raleigh yesterday, I should've called you. I probably would've if it hadn't been 3 am.

I'll be around in a couple weeks, though, so don't worry.

9/30/2007 10:19:28 PM

i cry when i masturbate

9/30/2007 10:21:38 PM

i'm still in love with my ex.

9/30/2007 10:25:33 PM

i've made tens of thousands of dollars from stealing information

9/30/2007 10:26:35 PM

^^^ you are doing it wrong

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 10:27 PM. Reason : ^^]

9/30/2007 10:26:54 PM

HELL YES HOLLA

9/30/2007 10:46:49 PM

i'm not as clever as I think I am

9/30/2007 10:47:50 PM

Even though I consider myself fairly anti-social, I've come to the revelation that I still care to some extent what people think of me. Specifically if it involves the opposite sex. If I see an attractive woman, I think to myself "wouldn't it be great if we had an excuse to talk to one another" or something along those lines. On the one hand I'm sure that that's plain-old biology, something so fundamentally hard-wired into all of us that you can't possibly ignore it (at least not forever). But on the other hand, I thought that I had learned to get past all that, that I was somehow "above" all of that.

Probably as far back as my grade school years I began thinking to myself "why should I care about making lots of friends or getting to know people?" If I didn't worry about a social life, I figured that it could save me a bunch of headaches and unnecessary drama. And I've had very few friends my entire life (and even them I sometimes question whether or not they actually considered me a friend, and if they did then why) and wasn't part of most social circles anyway, so I figured I was off to a great start. Maybe that was some kind of reaction to pretty much being socially unpopular my entire life; if I could believe that I was somehow above everyone, that I'm somehow superior to regular people, then my separation from them is justified because I'm not in the same league as them anyway.

But while I still like living alone for the most part, I'm thinking that this is starting to be undone. Only now am I realizing what a social animal that homo sapien is, and that I can't necessarily fight what I am. That is to say, I think I've been pretending to somehow be an ubermench (sp?), when really I've been a normal man this entire time. But I'm also thinking that it's too late, because I may be too old to start building a social network now. I don't really know any people, and so I don't know where to start. I may be too set in my ways as it is anyway, and I don't exactly have the greatest self-discipline, so I know deep down that nothing will change.

And it's a vicious cycle, because I'll tell myself that it's for the best that nothing changes, that I need to keep working on somehow being superior to the rest of the human race because I don't require a social life. Everyone else is weak because they need friends to depend upon, but not me; I'm perfectly content to sit at home on weekends and do nothing. Or at least, that use to be enough for me, now it's just really boring. So I wonder how long I can really keep living the lie before I can no longer believe it. Will I finally break the cycle, only to discover that I am an old man who no one will visit in the nursing home and won't give a damn about? Will I stop waiting on a pretty girl to talk to me, take a chance, and strike up a conversation with her, or will I wait for so long that all the girls will be taken?

....You know what, I feel completely gay for sharing this. But it's okay, none of you faggots will read this anyway because there's lots of words. And even if you do, it's t-dub, so I don't expect to be taken seriously. In fact, I'm sure I'll be ridiculed for it. Everybody's got their own problems, what right do I have to waste someone's bandwidth just so I can bitch about mine? And all but two or three of you don't know who I am anyway, so what the fuck do I care if you laugh at me?

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 10:58 PM. Reason : goddamned spelling errors]

9/30/2007 10:53:27 PM

I read it. Considering the users of this website, probably more than a few can identify.

And you misspelled boring.

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 10:57 PM. Reason : Unless you've got a Robert Bork fetish.]

9/30/2007 10:55:51 PM

YO HOLMES, TO BEL AIR

9/30/2007 10:56:19 PM

jesus christ words.

ok let me start reading this.

[Edited on September 30, 2007 at 11:01 PM. Reason : hmmm, hate yourself less imo.]

9/30/2007 10:57:05 PM

^^^Yeah I finally caught that. Thx.

9/30/2007 11:00:30 PM

9/30/2007 11:01:31 PM

I remember us making fun of my German teacher in middle school because she sounded like him ^

"fur die tur"

9/30/2007 11:04:12 PM