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12/5/2004 10:58:44 AM

Quote :

"what is this website? pg-13 content or something?"

no, its not pg-13 content

it is "must-be-good" content

and sorry, but most of page 13 was rather poor...

12/5/2004 11:22:35 PM

TO BILL BRASKY!

1/1/2005 12:49:51 AM

bill brasky celebrates new years on august 13
for the hell of it

he even makes his own calendars
they're made out of the flesh of humans and zebras
and feature the photographic work of anne geddes, because brasky does have a softside

1/1/2005 11:38:18 AM

1/5/2005 12:20:05 AM

bill brasky has eyes that burn like slowly dying embers from a warm autumn fire

and by "eyes" i mean "horrible genital warts"

1/14/2005 2:26:09 PM

When Brasky traveled to the future in the time machine he built, he encountered his future self and got into an big argument with himself about who could drink more. After drinking for 3 weeks straight, they decided it had to be settled with a fight. Only Brasky knows who won that fight... he won't tell. All we know is that the loser got sent back to the present in that time machine. You can catch the fight live on pay per view on May 19, 2079

1/14/2005 2:39:46 PM

Bill Brasky designed a keyboard for people with only 9 fingers
The government forced him to after he spent that summer traveling the country giving away "Bill Brasky's Free Manicure Treatments"

1/14/2005 2:43:52 PM

When Brasky traveled to Hawaii, he single-handedly destroyed that place... it's never been the same since. The bastard ate 33 island natives because he liked the taste of those grass skirts... and, while scuba diving, he set off 3 Volcanos when he farted... and to top that off, he had to redeem himself by extinguishing all that molten lava with his own urine. Now, this caused a horrible smoldering poisonous foggy-piss-smoke to cover most of the mainland which devastated nearly all their vegatation and caused the only pineapple famine in recorded history. One week after he left, the Japs heard Brasky was hiding out at pearl harbor... he was a wanted man in Japan for raping 75% of the Tokyo population... anyways, they bombed the damn place while Brasky was safe back at home laughing his ass off about the whole thing. But damned if he wasn't elected governor the very next year though...

1/14/2005 3:01:03 PM

i drank some of brasky's urine once
i learned the secret of life, why we're all here

of course, i losted that glorious knowledge immediately after i urinated brasky's urine out of my system

i've been trying to recreate the mixture on my own
but i can't get the ratio of scotch, hooker tears, tabasco, and rage quite down

1/14/2005 3:53:41 PM

i heart bill brasky

1/14/2005 4:01:46 PM

Quote :

"but i can't get the ratio of scotch, hooker tears, tabasco, and rage quite down "

this is why i'm a Woodfoot fan

1/14/2005 4:02:46 PM

woodfoot is rather good with these


i get a good one in like once every 12 pages or so...

so im due in another 12

1/14/2005 4:46:34 PM

Most people don't know this, and most won't believe it, but Brasky used to tell the scariest ghost stories

He'd have us all just riveted, waiting through the story, unable to even move or think, and on the really scary ones I'd nearly have heart attacks

I must have soiled myself half a dozen times
Yeah, ol Brasky just had the gift




I'll never forget the night i realized he was just reading the Old Testament

1/14/2005 9:47:05 PM

I took a couple of Brasky's suits to the cleaners one time; I found Joan Rivers' original face in one of the coat pockets

1/16/2005 6:42:46 PM

Bill Brasky and the Devil have a wager going on whether or not there is a God

Now, I know what you're thinking, if there is a devil, there has to be a God, but somehow, Brasky convinced old Baal there isn't one, so the devil has about 40,000 riding on God not existing...

I can't wait to see the look on Satan's face when Brasky wins that money...

1/25/2005 3:57:29 PM

bill brasky will get punched in the mouth if he is at that party friday night

1/25/2005 4:01:56 PM

have to get it off post 666

1/25/2005 4:02:31 PM

Bill Brasky once wrote me a letter saying what he really thought of me once. I'll be damned if I didn't spend the next ten minutes laughing, crying, and occasionally vomiting. The note consisted of three words.

1/25/2005 4:42:12 PM

Are you guys talking about Bill Brasky?

I know Bill Brasky!

1/25/2005 4:45:20 PM

Bill Brasky never takes the trash can out to the corner for pick up. Instead he just grabs the garbage bag and throws it out the window. Now you might think that Brasky's lawn would be covered in refuse. But I was at the dump the other day, and damn if one of Brasky's trash bags didn't come flying in and land right on the garbage pile.

I knew it was Brasky's trash because the bag was full of woolly mammoth bones and love letters from several former Presidents.

3/16/2005 6:47:00 PM

Bill Brasky eats records and poops mp3s

3/16/2005 9:19:44 PM

Bill Brasky took a dump on my chest and it cleared up my sinuses better the Vapor Rub.

3/16/2005 9:28:08 PM

Quote :

"he took away the ninth day of chaunnukah, and he can take away your soul"

3/21/2005 1:36:34 PM

TOP ME OFF!

3/21/2005 2:09:52 PM

bill brasky invented comic strip thought bubbles

3/25/2005 11:35:15 AM

Bill Brasky once took a troop for the Boy Scouts on a weekend hiking trip. When one of them broke their ankle, Brasky had to eat him as a warning to the others to make sure their hiking boots were properly laced.

3/25/2005 11:41:27 AM

if you peel open the cap of of a regular Bic ball point pen, there is a small etching of bill brasky

he is pictured eating the souls of the spanish royal family

3/25/2005 3:20:07 PM

To Bill Brasky!

4/6/2005 2:04:18 PM

They are using Brasky's kidney fluids to embalm the pope.

4/6/2005 2:19:47 PM

bill brasky was the first man in line to see the pope's corpse

he finished half the right leg before someone explained it wasn't a buffet

4/12/2005 12:08:29 AM

gg Woodfoot laughed my ass off on this page, we need poopface to hurry back so someone can compete with that shit

4/12/2005 12:20:07 AM

he'd never admit it, but bill brasky styles his hair in the trendy fashions of yesteryear, every five years he fetches a new barber from cryogenic storage

ah, brasky and his 1958 hairstyle

4/12/2005 12:29:30 AM

Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch!!!

4/12/2005 12:39:13 AM

His kidney stones were crushed and made into the cereal "Grape-Nuts".

4/21/2005 4:17:04 PM

Bill Brasky once arm-wrestled Jesus and let him win.

4/21/2005 4:20:16 PM

I forgot to do a British Literature paper, so I turned in three pieces of toilet paper brasky had used after an immense defecation.

I got a B, it would have been an A, but the professor is a vegetarian

4/21/2005 4:30:20 PM

BTTT

[Edited on April 26, 2005 at 10:34 AM. Reason : .]

4/26/2005 10:34:26 AM

if you type "Bill+Brasky" in google, all the power in your house goes out, and when it comes back on, your wife is pregnant

4/26/2005 10:36:27 AM

did you know that bill brasky is the one who actually shot 50 cent 9 times? he used an old blunderbuss for maximum exit wound damage, but it wouldnt fire, so he was forced to use the less damaging .38

4/26/2005 10:37:03 AM

BRASKY PRACTICES THE TANGO WITH HOMELESS PEOPLE

4/26/2005 10:37:44 AM

The entire stock of livestrong bracelets were made from one of Brasky's novelty banana flavored condoms, which were never going to be used on principle...

4/26/2005 10:39:37 AM

His poop is used as currency in Argentina.

4/26/2005 10:42:05 AM

we're looking for originality here n00b

4/26/2005 10:42:48 AM

we're looking for originality here n00b

4/26/2005 10:44:47 AM

Nintendo was forced to recall the Bill Brasky edition Pokemon game when it started eating blonde children

4/26/2005 11:28:24 AM

Brasky's acne was the inspiration for the Braile Language!

4/26/2005 11:49:10 AM

brasky was the muse for the kool-aid man.

no really, true story

he was stumbling around one night FULL of scotch, and made his own exit through the brick wall

next thing you know

OH YEAH!

kool-aid time

bustin through the wall.

4/27/2005 2:08:32 PM

bill brasky invented the serpentine belt

4/27/2005 2:10:29 PM

Bill Brasky! Absolute beast of a man. I hear his signature weighs half a pound.

4/27/2005 2:11:48 PM