Samantha is my favorite.

Also I am probably more than slightly buzzed.

3/6/2009 12:32:08 AM

not drunk, and it's not working because you haven't tried to Im me yet.

3/6/2009 12:32:20 AM

oh i fixed it. thanks for the help, b

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3/6/2009 12:35:53 AM

No prblemo

3/6/2009 1:30:34 AM

Are you going to Gatlinburg with a potential male suitor this weekend?

Also, what do you plan to do in Gatlinburg? I suggest a mirror maze, go carts, arcade games, maybe go sledding in Ober, sit in traffic, and hit up the candy store in "The Village"

3/6/2009 1:32:07 AM

That would be negative. I made these plans a while back.

The plan is to stay drunk. I think we are planning on going out Saturday though. Not sure what the plans are.

[Edited on March 6, 2009 at 1:36 AM. Reason : ]

3/6/2009 1:34:48 AM

negative ghostrider

3/6/2009 2:30:30 AM

posiotive

3/10/2009 3:30:28 AM

Y'all need to check the sports schedule before you make plans like this.

State's gonna snag an ACC championship, and y'all are gonna be stuck in Gatlinburg.

3/10/2009 3:34:42 AM

Gatlinburg was this weekend, I just got back yesterday...no worries, no one in that crowd would EVER dream of missing the ACC tourny too many duke and carolina fans in that group...I think I was the only state fan

The worst part, is I am the only one in that group that actually goes to the school that I'm pulling for, and they all got offended when I brought that to attention.

3/10/2009 3:36:11 AM

^OH SNAP!

I'm so glad you're out there keeping it real.

You gotta point that shit out.

3/10/2009 3:41:12 AM

Yeah, it's so hard keeping my stand with my best friends...but when I'm the only one in that group that has actually lived outside of Catawba County for longer than 3 months, I think I deserve to call them out on some of their crazy backward ass ideas. But what can I say, they are my friends, and I love them anyway, even if they don't always agree with me.

3/10/2009 3:44:06 AM

^sounds like me and my family.

3/10/2009 7:13:13 AM

Yeah, for the most part my family isn't weird, and more liberal, but I think that has to do with the fact that both my parents went to college. Most of my friends that have stayed in Catawba County have parents who never left Catawba County and so on and so on.

3/10/2009 6:59:17 PM

ask me things tonight

3/11/2009 8:27:20 PM

I dare you

3/13/2009 1:15:05 AM

gimme a link to pron to fap to

3/13/2009 1:15:35 AM

http://www.tube8.com/blowjob/jasmine-tame-sperm-splattered/6169/

3/13/2009 1:16:59 AM

wheres a good place to get a holiday themed tie?

3/13/2009 1:26:16 AM

wal mart

or k mart

or goodwill

3/13/2009 1:27:32 AM

oh figured it had to be a speciality store

3/13/2009 1:29:17 AM

yes, the holidy tie store

3/13/2009 1:34:56 AM

I'm hungry

oh wait, I mean

I'm hungry?

3/13/2009 1:37:39 AM

probably so, go get some food

3/13/2009 1:40:54 AM

Where is smiley man?

3/13/2009 1:55:01 AM

I dunno. He hasn't been posting much.

3/13/2009 2:04:20 AM

when you gonna let them out?

3/13/2009 8:35:14 AM

let what out?

3/13/2009 11:37:32 AM

Anyone awake wanna ask?

3/17/2009 3:07:24 AM

Curious?

3/17/2009 11:16:19 PM

Are you this bored to be up doing this shit this late at night?

3/18/2009 12:47:18 AM

Yes. I'm just laying in bed right now.

3/18/2009 12:49:48 AM

3/18/2009 1:35:05 AM

Why does Raleigh tap water taste funny?

3/18/2009 1:53:08 AM

^^

^I noticed that tonight too. I dunno.

3/18/2009 1:56:24 AM

Got any ideas for a movie?

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3/18/2009 1:56:54 AM

why am I here?

3/18/2009 1:57:06 AM

Why can't I stop eating? COME OVER AND MAKE ME STOP

3/18/2009 1:57:15 AM

Tempt me not. Thou knowest not what thou asketh.

3/18/2009 1:57:55 AM

^^^^my personal favorites. Moulin rouge, sweeney Todd, and across the universe

^^^same reason I am

^^I had an eating fest tonight too. Ive barely eaten at all for a week and I think it randomly caught up with me.

3/18/2009 2:01:45 AM

no no.

like a script

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3/18/2009 2:02:10 AM

Actually yes I do. It's a horror movie centered around a dead tree in the middle of a field in the summer.

3/18/2009 2:05:13 AM

wasn't that like that movie with that little girl in the well and that never sleeps and shit?

3/18/2009 2:06:15 AM

How was your st.pattys day?

3/18/2009 2:07:05 AM

^^I dunno. But for some reason the past few years I've had an obsession for dead oak trees in the middle of summer. I love the look of it.

^it was ok. I didn't go out though.

[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 2:08 AM. Reason : ]

3/18/2009 2:07:59 AM

God, for some odd reason, when I see a dead oak tree, my first response is FIREWOOD.

Do you think that living in a house heated with a woodstove for most of my life had anything to do with this? How about my fascination with chainsaws?

3/18/2009 2:09:58 AM

Oh, and what was it that I used to post in every one of your threads? I can't for the life of me remember.

3/18/2009 2:11:02 AM

Might be. I miss a wood burning fire place. I had one the first half of my life. Then my parents got gas.

I have no idea what you posted. I didn't even realize you did that.

[Edited on March 18, 2009 at 2:12 AM. Reason : ]

3/18/2009 2:11:30 AM

It was just one word...or a phrase...but that was a while ago...but I did it actually after every post you made. Dammit, I can't remember.

3/18/2009 2:14:06 AM

Maybe I do remember. How long ago was this. Hmmm. Now that I think about this I think it made someone else really mad that you did it.

3/18/2009 2:15:46 AM