cass, why must you always be so sassy? i'm only trying to be nice and make new friends.
12/15/2001 2:58:29 AM
donatello does machine
12/15/2001 3:01:07 AM
eeewww aftershock...i've had a bad experience with that stuff, rory no drinky that no more
12/15/2001 3:01:09 AM
yee haw byatches
12/15/2001 3:01:43 AM
superchevy only thinks he drank that much. he really didn't. he gave a bunch of his beer away. but the chi o party was pretty cool and it was hilarious watching people fall down the stairs, especially one of my fraternity bros. a good time was had by all... except the bums that got kicked out. all in all a great night of drunkeness
12/15/2001 3:31:26 AM
yee haw.
12/15/2001 3:38:50 AM
i only gave two beers away out of my 12pack colt. stop hatin. besides i also finally acquired a cup for that damn keg.[Edited on December 15, 2001 at 3:48 AM. Reason : :o/]
12/15/2001 3:48:19 AM
I figured since everyone else left druuuuuuuunk messages that I should too........b ut at least i can still spell when I'm drunk...hararararaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
12/15/2001 4:00:28 AM
most of the people at <expletive deleted> drank too much tonightbut it was entertaining watching them all
12/15/2001 4:26:53 AM
i was there, i was not drunk, i am not drunk... i was actually sober enough to allow myself to drive, and i NEVER allow myself to drive with alcohol in me (spending 2 hours with no alcohol after having like maybe 3 drinks worth total had alot to do with that)
12/15/2001 4:29:45 AM
Tim drank enough to give me and everyone else there a good case of rabies. I don't think I have any more skin left on my neck.
12/15/2001 4:33:24 AM
i did NOT bite you that hard, you bit me WAY harder than i bit...besides, i wasn't drunk, and would do that sober anyway [Edited on December 15, 2001 at 4:36 AM. Reason : ]
12/15/2001 4:35:26 AM
wait, did I see lucy?I don't recall seeing you there.hmm.
12/15/2001 4:39:45 AM
tim, i'm glad i wasn't you and didn't have to be paramedic of the evening.or whatever title you'd like
12/15/2001 4:40:54 AM
i believe i refered to myself as mother theresa at one point...however, "he who watches over drunkards" will suffice
12/15/2001 4:42:49 AM
Yes, Tim, but I am DELICATE. A cute, delicate little critter, if you will. Ask Shauna.Either way, it's better that you bite me than Allen. Just be glad I didn't have time to use the trusty pool stick on you.
12/15/2001 4:46:53 AM
dammit, shawna got more girl action than i did tonight... i feel demasculinated
12/15/2001 4:48:04 AM
whoa, i was bitten tonite too... no not my tim (i was elsewhere) not by the kitten, not by the hamster and not by the dog but by a scud when i denied him acc quadruple access to my ...vodka [Edited on December 15, 2001 at 6:11 AM. Reason : eh, still drunk, its 6 am....fucking fire alarm]
12/15/2001 6:11:16 AM
if you're lucky i'll bite you next time i see you
12/15/2001 9:51:36 AM
tim i never realized that you shared allen's biting hang-up
12/15/2001 10:20:44 AM
i didn't either until about a month ago...did you ever wash your face georgie?
12/15/2001 11:33:53 AM
12/15/2001 11:51:50 AM
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12/15/2001 12:01:51 PM
schweeeeet ghostusters. at 3 am niiiiiiice. no beachnickC is not sober. 1....2...3...4 and a half............if you can count to 1, 2, 3, 4, and 4 and a half, youre sober. dont shoot slimer!!!!!______
12/16/2001 3:17:43 AM
i just want to let everyone know that i had a blast. also, i finally threw up for the first time in my life after drinking too damn much! thank you. i'm gonna go pass out now. college is great!!!!!!!
12/16/2001 3:19:42 AM
It took you a whole semester to puke? You were never really drinking then
12/16/2001 3:34:49 AM
35 ft long. 600lbs. damn thats a big twinkie ___
12/16/2001 3:42:05 AM
oh i forgot.love is suicide._
12/16/2001 3:43:32 AM
by the way ive been here 3 semesters and i havent puked yet. moderation is key.__
12/16/2001 3:59:41 AM
i puke all the time. but not because of alcohol.
12/16/2001 4:00:46 AM
12/16/2001 2:10:14 PM
is it important to puke?you can drink and NOT puke, you know
12/16/2001 2:36:57 PM
Whether you puke or not is not important. What IS important is that if you puke(fall down) you start right back to drinking(get back up again). Oh, I haven't been reading this til tonight so I can't fil you in on the past, but just so ya'll know I got a shitty exam tomorrow, so I started shots an hour or so back.
12/16/2001 6:15:23 PM
12/16/2001 7:35:12 PM
Kris Lang had a bit too much and started pickin'!
12/16/2001 7:38:42 PM
when i was a junior in college, my one guy friend drank 10 beers or something and some shots. While we were standing in line to get into this bar, he starts throwing up. Then he takes his shirt and wipes his mouth off, and starts drinking again.
12/16/2001 7:40:36 PM
hard-CORE
12/16/2001 7:41:34 PM
o-k. at this point i'm pretty drunk
12/16/2001 8:02:20 PM
not drunk now, but i was shit faced last night. i heard you past out beside me blazn. hell yeah. i ended up puking quite a bit too. we gotta lay off the rebel yell. it kicked my ass.
12/16/2001 8:58:43 PM
hey, i can still post here, the club thread threw m for a lopopfuckhuh....
12/16/2001 9:12:25 PM
my post is funny
12/16/2001 9:12:52 PM
thnbe first one wasn't what i ment to do.
12/16/2001 9:13:23 PM
Uh any 21 or up going to the grocery store anytime soon? I can furnish the ride though if anybody will be making a run tonight. Being under 21 sucks.
12/16/2001 9:22:35 PM
gimme 3 hours...naw, i still wouldn't get you beer
12/16/2001 9:23:29 PM
YEEEEEEEHAWWWW!
12/16/2001 11:28:44 PM
yeah colt, rebel yell will kickass everytime. i didn't have any of it the other night though. i drank ALOT of beer, i have no clue how much, i just remember i practically stood at the keg half the night. i don't think it was the beer that got me though. it was them damn boilermakers with the good ole jack. that, my good buddy, is what finished me off for the night.
12/17/2001 4:19:39 AM
not really drunk at all... only had a vodka martini and a sam adams this evening... but they're the first drinks i've had since turning 21, so i thought i'd mention it
12/19/2001 12:22:18 AM
color me tipsy
12/19/2001 3:57:14 AM
HEY! I'm drunk. Smirnoff Blue Label. NIIIIIIIIIIICE.
1/9/2002 1:09:03 AM