its all green

the ballas have been.... eradicated

11/10/2004 8:02:33 AM

a WWI plane is a bi-plane or tri-plane (think Red Baron), and i don't think either of those kinds of plane are in GTA


a WWII plane is just one wing per side, which in the game is the one that kinda resembles the mustang P51

11/10/2004 8:45:25 AM

There are bi-planes in GTS:SA.

11/10/2004 8:46:44 AM

i had planes crash in front of me too

11/10/2004 11:36:56 AM

the crop dusters are bi-planes

11/10/2004 11:38:14 AM

Outside of Las Venturas is a quarry you can do missions in. I was moving some stuff with the huge ass crane there when I heard a pretty big explosion. It wasn't until I climed out of it a couiple minutes later that I saw the wreckage of a cessna at the base.

11/10/2004 11:46:34 AM

maybe it was from WWII... it was kinda blown to hell.

11/10/2004 6:46:22 PM

god i cant stop playing

going insane

11/10/2004 6:47:56 PM

Quote :

"without you there is no carl johnson "

11/10/2004 7:45:32 PM

11/10/2004 10:48:45 PM

^gg

11/10/2004 10:51:20 PM

^^ wow...just...wow

11/10/2004 10:56:57 PM

Was that before or after you beat unsuspecting old ladies with pool sticks and fired sawn-offs at passing cars?

11/10/2004 11:17:19 PM

Quote :

"Joel : i might have spraypainted it Joel : but i would never pose in front with bandannas on JapanE: yeah you would JapanE: and you'd prolly have a gun too Joel : yeah youre probably right Joel : shotgun "

11/10/2004 11:31:04 PM

break yoself foo

11/11/2004 2:45:39 AM

i need this more than you.... i think

11/11/2004 3:22:16 AM

i made that fool drink piss

11/11/2004 3:25:38 AM

thats goin in my retirement fund

11/11/2004 3:29:36 AM

oh look! a gun!

11/11/2004 3:35:13 AM

it's funny when cj just starts singing random things

11/11/2004 3:36:03 AM

i need to find a location for the sawed off shotgun and the lowrider drop top

and where do you customize cars at

11/11/2004 3:43:42 AM

u customize lowriders at the shop south of cjs first house, and most other cars at transfenders up on the northwest of the first city, when you are able to use them, wrenches will pop up on your map

[Edited on November 11, 2004 at 3:46 AM. Reason : 1000......]

11/11/2004 3:45:57 AM

i lost my 1st lowrider race pretty bad, i flipped at the end and when my car blew up it caught fire to all the other lowriders and they all blew up too

then i won the second race with a time of 1:36

11/11/2004 5:36:59 AM

one of my friends told me that race was really tough, and i got worried about it cause i hadnt gotten there yet. then i got to it and won on my first try. i dont trust that person anymore. i am however worried about this RC plane mission because of this thread.

11/11/2004 9:00:36 AM

yeah i might try and find some expert to do that mission for me cuz i dont wanna waste hours trying

11/11/2004 11:18:59 AM

fuck the rc plane mission. i've wasted so much time on it, and i'm not even close to finishing it. i had a dream about it last night and i woke up in a cold sweat

11/11/2004 12:21:30 PM

i'm looking for a remington for the first set of import/export cars. it looks like a huge land yacht car, right? if it fits that description, i haven't seen one yet. where can i get it?

11/11/2004 12:50:17 PM

near the lowrider shop

11/11/2004 12:51:24 PM

i don't know why everyone bitched about the rc plane missions, i beat them all within 2 or 3 tries

11/11/2004 1:16:33 PM

which town is the lowrider shop in?

11/11/2004 2:22:18 PM

i hate people who sucks at video games like this and complain like its the designers' fault

and where is the attack chopper again? i dont know of any naval base in the game.

[Edited on November 11, 2004 at 2:34 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2004 2:33:50 PM

^ i hate people who like to rice out their cars and think its neat

11/11/2004 3:09:16 PM

haha what?

[Edited on November 11, 2004 at 4:26 PM. Reason : .]

11/11/2004 4:17:32 PM

ok i dont like mountail girl russian

11/11/2004 9:20:17 PM

wheres da bitches at

i got the one who lives by the big ass bridge, but shes a bitch

11/11/2004 9:49:19 PM

I have 5 bitches:

One's a ghetto rat
One's a ricer
One's a cop with two kids
One's a sadist
and the last is some fucking redneck.

11/11/2004 11:01:02 PM

i was dumped by the ugyl one - ah well

11/11/2004 11:24:43 PM

i murdered katie

11/11/2004 11:34:09 PM

is there a point where they make you do the RC plane mission? cuz i'm pretty fuckin far and I still haven't had to do it... like i'm bout ready to do the casino heist i think



basically what I'm saying is that i don't think that mission is required, and you can only do it after you buy Zero's shop right?

[Edited on November 11, 2004 at 11:47 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2004 11:46:55 PM

It's the second mission for Zero's shop. It's not a required storyine mission, but you would have to do it for 100%.
I actually did it today. I don't think having high aircraft skill makes the plane handle better, but it is easier to control it after all the plane missions later in the game.

11/11/2004 11:57:11 PM

I'm at 42% now, in Las Venturas

my fucking bitch Denise is never home. Next time I see her she's gonna get the bitch slap, no doubt. She's gonna see my pimp hand

11/12/2004 12:23:26 AM

what do i get by pwning all the gang territory?

11/12/2004 12:40:19 AM

nothing

why couldnt they give you hot women? i mean damn. its cool to be funny and all but i almost dont want to date them.

and who is the chick in the bandana top???????????

[Edited on November 12, 2004 at 1:32 AM. Reason : .]

11/12/2004 1:30:45 AM

Quote :

"and i never made love to my mom, .... she wouldnt do it "

sometimes the comedy makes it all worthwhile

11/12/2004 1:36:11 AM

I just finished all 70 unique stunt jumps and it sucks it doesn't give you anything bonus, and it's not even required for 100%.

11/12/2004 1:44:23 AM

have they ever given you anything for completing them?

11/12/2004 1:48:04 AM

no, but it still sucks you don't even need it for 100%

11/12/2004 1:51:47 AM

uhhh, im sick of driving around. cant i comandeer something like a chopper?

11/12/2004 1:58:04 AM

Quote :

"what do i get by pwning all the gang territory?"

you get hella respect and increased cash flow at CJ's house. If you do it at the end of the game you already have more of those things than you need.

Quote :

"but it still sucks you don't even need it for 100%"

getting the unique jumps was the lamest part of getting 100% in the other two, I'm glad they got rid of that

Quote :

"cant i comandeer something like a chopper?"

There's a chopper on the little island in the northwest cornr of the map.

[Edited on November 12, 2004 at 2:05 AM. Reason : if you're still in LS, hop the fence at the airport and take the cessna or the leer jet]

11/12/2004 2:03:55 AM

i heard i can jump a fence and get into the san andreas airport

then can you just fly everywhere?....im in fierro now, dont really feel like going back for just a test 0

[Edited on November 12, 2004 at 4:42 AM. Reason : ^thanks]

11/12/2004 4:42:07 AM