is Bart's lucky number 13?

3/23/2002 7:51:47 PM

I've got a monopoly to maintain. I own the electric company and the water works and the hotel on Baltic Avenue.

That hotel is a dump and your monopoly is pathetic!

3/23/2002 8:43:30 PM

Quote :

"shutup brain or ill stab u with a q-tip"

--Homer

3/24/2002 5:05:34 PM

Flanders: I think we just hit something.
Homer: I hope it's Flanders.

3/24/2002 7:48:30 PM

krusty burger...the official meat flavored sandwich of the olympics

3/24/2002 10:25:13 PM

Lisa: Dad, I don't like Whacking Day. Is there something wrong with me?
Homer: Yes, honey, there is.

3/25/2002 1:28:42 AM

Homer, I'm on duty.

That's ok, I'm supposed to be at work, too.

3/25/2002 7:48:13 AM

Homer: I'm gonna get out of here alive if it kills me.

3/27/2002 5:41:36 PM

Homer: We're gettin outta here Marge, trust me. Throw the kids, no time for the baby!

3/27/2002 5:46:53 PM

Chief Wiggum: C'mon boys its time for some good ol' fashioned hippie ass whompin

3/27/2002 6:56:41 PM

it's nothing but peyote and carrot juice

3/27/2002 6:59:43 PM

^^that episode today is one of my favorites

3/27/2002 7:04:02 PM

go suck a bible

3/31/2002 8:34:18 PM

i didnt think tonight's was that funny.

3/31/2002 9:16:10 PM

"i'd like my free birthday sundae please"

"eat it and get out"

4/1/2002 12:32:55 AM

I thought you said you could read lips.

I assumed I could.

4/1/2002 8:53:34 AM

CHOKE ON YOUR LIES!

4/1/2002 5:41:01 PM

Get a mammogram, man!

4/1/2002 5:42:54 PM

"wasnt he in rent..or stomp..or clomp or some other piece of crap"

4/1/2002 8:06:07 PM

"gas break honk..."

4/1/2002 8:09:05 PM

And they thought I stunk!

4/2/2002 3:18:23 AM

Quote :

"awwwwwwwwwwwwwww STUPID SEXY FLANDERS!!"

--Homer

Quote :

"Dad, Ive got some bad news. "Awwwww your mother's not pregnant is she?""

--Homer

4/2/2002 4:33:41 AM

Hey, I don't want to turn this into a tinkling contest...or do I?

4/2/2002 12:38:57 PM

Larry Burns:

What's to tell? I lived in the orphanage until I was 18, then I got my job at the souvenier stand. Oh and once I saw a blimp!

4/2/2002 12:43:03 PM

"Someone dishonoring their marriage vows.....not in Las Vegas."

4/2/2002 6:54:13 PM

"oh no...its the moody blues"

"cold hearted homer ditching his wife.."

"while ancient ned runs for his life...."

4/2/2002 8:12:40 PM

that helen lovejoy, yeah, she looks blond... but cuffs and collars dont match if you get my drift...

4/2/2002 8:16:25 PM

homer:

"im a middle aged male, everyone has to listen to me"....*pulls out a can of 'nuts and gum'*

4/2/2002 9:10:31 PM

one of my favorite quotes

"oh, there is so much i dont know about astro-physics. i wish i had read that book by that wheel chair guy"

4/2/2002 11:27:07 PM

i also like when homer calls stephen hawking a robot, i forget what he said exactly

4/2/2002 11:27:58 PM

Moe: Haha, he ain't pretty no more!

4/2/2002 11:28:10 PM

He hasn't forgiven her since her afair with President Taft.

4/2/2002 11:29:11 PM

He spelled Yale with a "6".

4/2/2002 11:29:50 PM

This is my favourite line


"Can't they get a pole for that sign?"

[Edited on April 2, 2002 at 11:40 PM. Reason : 7]

4/2/2002 11:39:54 PM

Marge: Homer, are you wearing a tie to impress Laddie?

Homer: Do you think he noticed?

4/2/2002 11:42:18 PM

I won it at a church...two towns over.

In a truth telling contest, right Bart?

4/2/2002 11:45:17 PM

4/2/2002 11:57:20 PM

LOOK HOW LOUD I HAVE TO YELL!

4/3/2002 2:38:26 AM

I guess the 60's ended the day we sold our van...December 31st, 1969.

4/3/2002 8:59:43 AM

"Let's see... Social Security number, nought nought nought, nought nought, nought nought nought two. Damned Roosevelt." - Mongomery Burns

4/3/2002 3:53:27 PM

"Feeling stupid? I know I am!" Homer

4/3/2002 3:54:00 PM

Patent pending, patent pending, patent pending!

4/3/2002 3:58:48 PM

It says here that you pushed a dog around like a vacume cleaner when you were in the 3rd grade.

I was 8 years old!

4/3/2002 3:59:28 PM

haha, i woke up with this in my head:

"you're the birthday, you're the birthday, you're the birthday boy OR girl!!!!"

4/4/2002 9:44:30 AM

He'll never pick her! She'll have to settle for a Mexican Millhouse.

4/4/2002 11:03:07 PM

when they are playing the dating game at the beach

"ah ha ha you got the nerd....hey he looks like you"

4/4/2002 11:13:39 PM

Stand up for yourself, Poindexter.

4/4/2002 11:15:04 PM

My BUS 320 professor is Dr. Poindexter.

4/4/2002 11:15:46 PM

i'm seriously thinking about buying the first season box set on dvd, but i ain't looking foward to shelling out 40 bucks.

4/4/2002 11:32:52 PM

i got it for my b-day

4/4/2002 11:33:50 PM