what is the payout for just in the money?
9/19/2006 8:41:08 PM
as much as youd like, however, id like to keep the min at an arbitrary $30.the percentage of prize if cashed would be dependant on how much you bought into, obviously.
9/19/2006 8:43:25 PM
Prahlad Friedman might just be one of my favorite players now.
9/19/2006 8:47:20 PM
9/19/2006 8:50:14 PM
i get that Ben, what is the payout structure for the tourney, ie how much is my ~10%
9/19/2006 8:52:45 PM
9/19/2006 8:52:56 PM
They have 300/600nl on there now? I thought the 300/600 is only limit? And what is his name on UB?
9/19/2006 8:59:17 PM
fun tourney.
9/19/2006 8:59:47 PM
9/19/2006 9:06:18 PM
9/19/2006 9:06:39 PM
Which site do you guys prefer the most? I seem to like many for various reasons which I suppose is pretty obvious. I like the speed of UB, shit ton of tourneys on Party and Stars, the GUI of Full Tilt as well as its satellites and some cash games, and the cash games on CDpoker(which I know none of you probably play) Do you find the lessor known sites are better for cash games? I have tried grinding it out on the major sites in the cash games, but always find the smaller sites(absolute) and even smaller CDpoker to be better in the cash games long term. Any other thoughts on this? I almost totally REFUSE to play cash games on Party Poker. The amount of idiots at pretty much any level makes it almost to much to deal with on a daily basis.[Edited on September 19, 2006 at 9:09 PM. Reason : .]
9/19/2006 9:08:24 PM
actually, already garned one def. and one maybe for $50 shares.and keep in mind, if it reaches 50% back, ill buy the rest of the shares.=)so it's essentially 50% keep of the profits for myslef, but keep in mind that ill be the only one facing the tax implications =([Edited on September 19, 2006 at 9:10 PM. Reason : e]
9/19/2006 9:09:34 PM
ok, im going to the bar.feel free to im me or pm me if you have more questions.
9/19/2006 9:17:27 PM
if anyone cares, final results of tonights TWWSOP event:Pot-Limit Omaha H/L1. xplosivo2. The Hish 243. Mrs. Fish4. weiyan8
9/19/2006 9:18:50 PM
That has to be the shit. Jamie Gold has fucking Johnny Chan as his mentor and by the way, I am not much the one for Asian chicks, but fuck, Prahlad's wife is HOTTT [Edited on September 19, 2006 at 9:37 PM. Reason : .]
9/19/2006 9:32:19 PM
haha, not that this is really a poker story, but I just got banned chatting on Full Tilt for talking shit to Matusow nonstop for like 20min. And the best part is, I kept giving him hell about getting arrested for dealing coke, and he told me I was gone in 5min, and over 15min later I was still talking shit to him, and the entire table and observers hated me, but I wasnt banned yet, and I kept telling mike how he was such a loser that he couldnt even back up how he wanted to ban me, and how he should just go smoke some more crack like Stu Ungar, and atleast Stu was a junkie too but managed to win the main event...more than once, lol, etc....god, it really went on for a long time before my chat got blocked. I can post the log if anyone is interested, it actually is quiet funny lol. but its a lot of words. I just thank god I had no money on there Oh well, here it is, its long.....A lot of it got cut off because I didnt keep up, but this is the jist of it.....I am VENOMPSYCHO btw[Edited on September 20, 2006 at 1:10 AM. Reason : .]
9/20/2006 1:07:06 AM
pktblindmelonz (Observer): haha did someone say mikey and consistently win in the same linepktblindmelonz (Observer): hahahaFullTiltC (Observer): MIKE HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO BECOME GOOD ENOUGH TO CONSISTENTLY WINpktblindmelonz (Observer): he doesnt nwinMike Matusow: i dont winpktblindmelonz (Observer): he is in the hole 6 figs FullTiltC (Observer): LOLVenomPsycho (Observer): Mikey is brokeFullTiltC (Observer): SERIOUSLYFullTiltC (Observer): MIKE HOW LONG DID IT TAKE YOU TO BECOME GOOD ENOUGH TO CONSISTENTLY WINVenomPsycho (Observer): He has no moneySamSharkz (Observer): wowFullTiltC (Observer): U HAVE MORE MONEY THAN MESamSharkz (Observer): nhangellynn (Observer): nh bradMike Matusow: strighttsgood brickboy777 (Observer): he's a pro?dangle02 (Observer): ouchVenomPsycho (Observer): He is good, but has has no moneyeddy81 (Observer): lmaogwaihir (Observer): okdangle02 (Observer): that was horribletwon12 (Observer): donk donk donkneedaflop (Observer): hey mike drinking a little 2niteKevinC77 (Observer): nice call Stevetwon12 (Observer): oi oi oi msu_mark43 (Observer): CA CAAAAAAAtwon12 (Observer): donk donk donkMike Matusow: steve stick to o 8 budbrickboy777 (Observer): lolVenomPsycho (Observer): Drugs and hookers have all of Mikes moneyMatusowSideKick (Observer): MIKE WHATS 4 + 5 ?brickboy777 (Observer): no chitpktblindmelonz (Observer): ZOLO BEEN NAILIN FOOTBALL BETS???RJTHECAMEL (Observer): 54GeauxTigerzz (Observer): he goes broke faster in oh8thephenom000 (Observer): ZOLOOOOOOOOneedaflop (Observer): ur mom
9/20/2006 1:15:14 AM
Mr_Greektown (Observer): Mike you Have Webcamkendori (Observer): take um down steveymds278599 (Observer): BRENT DIGGITY DIG REPRESENTING VAbrickboy777 (Observer): ZuluMixmastamark (Observer): Mike whats your feelings on beastiality?MatusowSideKick (Observer): Mike whos the #1 Guppy and I go awaymase_gotsem (Observer): stop flooding lochelle (Observer): STEVE, COME PLAY ME 1-2 BUDDY!MatusowSideKick (Observer): ^ answer plzVenomPsycho (Observer): Saw Mike loose over 100k to Ivey in under 30min on hereMatusowSideKick (Observer): Mike MatusowSideKick (Observer): ....AnniMayter (Observer): Hey Mike..if I said I have a beautiful body could I hold it against you? Wait that confused me..Dealer: alans nutz shows two pair, Eights and Twos MatusowSideKick (Observer): #1 Guppy = /VenomPsycho (Observer): Patheticpair, Eights and TwosDealer: Hand #1018974260brickboy777 (Observer): 5 wolty? Mr_Greektown (Observer): Mike you have Webcam I have 34DDmsu_mark43 (Observer): Yukon, help a kid out?? haha jkFullTiltC (Observer): ivey is goodMatusowSideKick (Observer): Mike Matusow pktblindmelonz (Observer): who is yukon??? VenomPsycho (Observer): Mikey is the next Stu, only a matter of time before the over doseMixmastamark (Observer): Mike what is your feelings on Beastiality?MatusowSideKick (Observer): Miike u keep playing TUFFpokerclipper (Observer): whos the eagle?Xx Clark xX (Observer): GO MIOKEYVenomPsycho (Observer): OD VenomPsycho (Observer): ODVenomPsycho (Observer): ODVenomPsycho (Observer): ODVenomPsycho (Observer): ODmase_gotsem (Observer): stop floodingVenomPsycho (Observer): CRACKVenomPsycho (Observer): OD VenomPsycho (Observer): ODVenomPsycho (Observer): ODFullTiltC (Observer): venom chillVenomPsycho (Observer): CRACKMatusowSideKick (Observer): BANNED elchiFLO (Observer): clapMatusowSideKick (Observer): SAYS MATUSOWXx Clark xX (Observer): BOOOOOMMMMMMMelchiFLO (Observer): go team goMiamiPoker305 (Observer): How's you get the hawk avatar? Is that what you wanted? thephenom000 (Observer): mikey is amazingmase_gotsem (Observer): weeeeeeeeeeDealer: Steve Zolotow shows a pair of Sixespokerclipper (Observer): gandi has irtDealer: gandi9 shows two pair, Tens and Sixes Dealer: gandi9 wins the pot ($20,597) with two pair, Tens and SixesMatusowSideKick (Observer): And SEA the chips go into Matusow's StackSystem: Today at 1AM ET there will be a $24+$2/Token NL Hold'em tournament with a $8,000 guaranteed prize pool.Dealer: Hand #1018978513eddy81 (Observer): lmaoVenomPsycho (Observer): Smoke that crack pipe MikeXx Clark xX (Observer): OJHHHHHHHHHrobbyramjet1 (Observer): ahahahahahahahahahaah Papastaind41 (Observer): steve zolotow does look like a bird a little bitMixmastamark (Observer): Steve is on tiltcowgrl (Observer): OUCH!VenomPsycho (Observer): Maybe you will win thenPureCash25 (Observer): rail give me some opinions on dmitri noblesMike Matusow: steve what u doing to my money manmase_gotsem (Observer): lolbrickboy777 (Observer): donk donk donkity kongthephenom000 (Observer): ZOLOOOOOOOOOOOOrobbyramjet1 (Observer): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH steve u just got crackedthephenom000 (Observer): sucksMatusowSideKick (Observer): MIKE IM LEAVINGMad Communist (Observer): nice call brenteddy81 (Observer): --------------------------------> MatusowSideKick (Observer): BBYESamSharkz (Observer): HE BLOCKS OBSERVER CHAT IM SURE!!!!!!!!!!MatusowSideKick (Observer): MIKE BYE FOR A BITMatusowSideKick (Observer): MIKE CYAMatusowSideKick (Observer): DO I GET A BYE RY ?Mike Matusow: gbyegandi9: tyVenomPsycho (Observer): Glass !@%& is calling you MikePrtyDawg (Observer): his gettin cracked mikeMike Matusow: geezdrstraigh (Observer): does anyone here think weeeeee is gayMatusowSideKick (Observer): ^ good manMike Matusow: get the fk outmase_gotsem (Observer): lolrobbyramjet1 (Observer): loolmase_gotsem (Observer): lmaOXx Clark xX (Observer): LOLOL robbyramjet1 (Observer): mikes little stalkerMatusowSideKick (Observer): Wow what a superStarAnniMayter (Observer): lolSamSharkz (Observer): LOLrobbyramjet1 (Observer): change ur name fooDealer: woltas shows a pair of Nines Dealer: LFISGD shows two pair, Tens and NinesDealer: LFISGD wins the pot ($6,197) with two pair, Tens and Ninesmase_gotsem (Observer): mike shoot that kid alreadyDealer: Hand #1018981506VenomPsycho (Observer): Come on Mike smoke those rocksMixmastamark (Observer): Mike whats your feeling on beastiality?MatusowSideKick (Observer): I got one lasst thing to saymase_gotsem (Observer): pay me i willphisig237 (Observer): lol msu_mark43 (Observer): NH YUKONMatusowSideKick (Observer): I got one last thing 2 sayMatusowSideKick (Observer): SEND A HATopiestyle (Observer): wow lots of bs to put up with mike i feel sorry for ya but i was enjoying watching you play VenomPsycho (Observer): Crack rock rules!Dealer: alans nutz wins the pot ($2,200)Dealer: Hand #1018982666KGB911 (Observer): z how did u get that avatar?MatusowSideKick (Observer): ----------------------> MatusowSideKick (Observer): PEACEPolakforlife (Observer): high stakes pokergmmatt (Observer): go mike gopokerclipper (Observer): auto fold to the rockVenomPsycho (Observer): Stu won on crack!! Smoke it up Mike! lochelle (Observer): HEY, HOW DO YOU GUYS FEEL ABOUT THE STARVING CHILDREN OF AFRICA?mase_gotsem (Observer): n/m ill kill that kid becouse he annoys me AnniMayter (Observer): Venom if I send you 5 bucks will you please go buy a cluemds278599 (Observer): .........LFISGD: where u from msu?pktblindmelonz (Observer): GANDI WILL HAVE 100K IN 30 MINSFullTiltC (Observer): ill send 5 dollars as ewll VenomPsycho (Observer): No, because I am rightMemphis Wiley (Observer): that avatar is gnarlybrickboy777 (Observer): lolmsu_mark43 (Observer): Minnesota State University, Mankatopokerclipper (Observer): mike they pay u 4k to play here tonight?VenomPsycho (Observer): You guys are just kidding yourself if you dont hink Mike is an addictFullTiltC (Observer): doesnt matterFullTiltC (Observer): hes good at pokerMiamiPoker305 (Observer): Hey Steve, did you request that avatar?Dealer: gandi9 has 15 seconds left to actFullTiltC (Observer): i want to watch him playpktblindmelonz (Observer): ADDICTED TO LOSINGbrickboy777 (Observer): good at live pokerVenomPsycho (Observer): He likes his gambling and cokeMixmastamark (Observer): so are we so big dealFullTiltC (Observer): i dont give two #@$%s what he does in his personal lifeDealer: gandi9 wins the pot ($6,397)Dealer: Hand #1018986503VenomPsycho (Observer): Good, well the law doesbrickboy777 (Observer): veddddy bad at onlineVenomPsycho (Observer): Thats why he spent 6 months in jail mase_gotsem (Observer): ppl quit hating FullTiltC (Observer): who the ! &% !ares about the LAWMixmastamark (Observer): dude it hasnt passed it the senate VenomPsycho (Observer): And thats why he is brokeVenomPsycho (Observer): So, dont care, because I dont eitherAnniMayter (Observer): Well done Dr. Freud..now STFUFullTiltC (Observer): leave the guy alone i think 99% of us are enjoying watching him play Mixmastamark (Observer): Mike whats your feeling on beastiality a sheep or a moose?Dealer: LFISGD wins the pot ($2,997)Dealer: Hand #1018988856msu_mark43 (Observer): Admiring the Big DogsFullTiltC (Observer): including u or u wouldnt be herethephenom000 (Observer): it doesnt matter because Fulltilt is based in Canadabrickboy777 (Observer): Mix, stop it, you've asked the same stupid question 5 timesbrickboy777 (Observer): it isn't funny pokerclipper (Observer): I WANT THAT EAGLE
9/20/2006 1:16:01 AM
VenomPsycho (Observer): Mike loves the crack rock to ever be a winnerVenomPsycho (Observer): And he will admit itkendori (Observer): i have a countdown on how long till your chats banned Venomrobags0817 (Observer): mike can i ask you one questionVenomPsycho (Observer): Cant ban when its trueVenomPsycho (Observer): Hell, Mike will even admit itthephenom000 (Observer): ZOLO was already badhoopshow (Observer): is it true u can customize ur on avatar after a certain number of ftp?FullTiltC (Observer): MIKE DID U BUY IN ANOTHER 15 G'S OR ARE YOU UP VenomPsycho (Observer): Its not secret he smokes crackrobags0817 (Observer): MIKE ONE QUESTION CAN I ASK ITNothern Lights (Observer): what the hell is that mase_gotsem (Observer): ppl report otheres who r being obnoxiouse the we can be here without getting annoyedpktblindmelonz (Observer): which is yukon brad????FullTiltC (Observer): MIKE DID U BUY IN ANOTHER 15 GRAND OR ARE YOU UP?VenomPsycho (Observer): Thats why he begs on here nightly for moneylochelle (Observer): MIKE, HOW MUCH WILL YOU GIVE ME IF I GUESS YOUR HAND?eddy81 (Observer): lolSamSharkz (Observer): TRYphisig237 (Observer): JKSamSharkz (Observer): NOTHING!!!!!!!!!phisig237 (Observer): mikey has JKpktblindmelonz (Observer): he has 22RaidenRadio (Observer): 3-3FullTiltC (Observer): ACE 2phisig237 (Observer): a2?jpwheels (Observer): weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Nothern Lights (Observer): wthFullTiltC (Observer): HE HAS ACE 2VenomPsycho (Observer): I just wanna be Mikes dealer, since he is such a loyal customer lolFullTiltC (Observer): ACE 2RaidenRadio (Observer): lolmase_gotsem (Observer): lollochelle (Observer): lollochelle (Observer): LOL Grandhustle8 (Observer): OHHHHFullTiltC (Observer): HAHAHAHcowgrl (Observer): WOW.raiserramon (Observer): LMAOMrBigtime313 (Observer): LOLphisig237 (Observer): wowTourbound68 (Observer): lolClassickk (Observer): hahahahahaMixmastamark (Observer): hahaha mase_gotsem (Observer): weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeMiamiPoker305 (Observer): niceVenomPsycho (Observer): And by that, he is a RATlochelle (Observer): THATS WHAT I THOUGHT Mike Matusow: go for the 6th betPinotBuzz (Observer): loldakid129 (Observer): hahahaWastedMind1441 (Observer): sick sick puppyangellynn (Observer): nice mikemase_gotsem (Observer): -----------------------> alans nutz: b hand5haaady (Observer): gangstalochelle (Observer): KIDDIE TABLE DOWN THE STREETClassyDan (Observer): wheres the kitty game lolMixmastamark (Observer): haha PIMP!dakid129 (Observer): nice man Kaipo25 (Observer): THATS MIKEY POKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Icelic (Observer): mike why ya back on holdem???VenomPsycho (Observer): Hey Mike, go rat on me too, see how long that gets you Mike Matusow: -------------------------------------->GPTDonkey (Observer): nh mikeyAnniMayter (Observer): Now THAT was hottheace25 (Observer): lolmase_gotsem (Observer): lol weeeeemase_gotsem (Observer): DING. Mike Matusow: hey %%%% u out of here bye ybybbyyebyesplashn95 (Observer): hey.we.might.be.able.to.get.Edog.to.join.you.guysKaipo25 (Observer): VERY NICEVenomPsycho (Observer): hahahahahahDealer: alans nutz wins the pot ($4,197) VenomPsycho (Observer): Goodrobags0817 (Observer): MIKE WAHT ADVICE DO YOU HAVE FOR COMBATTING BAD PLAYERS WHO DO NOT THINK OR ANALAYZE THEIR HAND AND WILL CONSTANTLY RISK ALL THEIR CHIPS WITH JUST TOP PAIR Dealer: Hand #1018999775Mike Matusow: enjoy yourchat for next5minVenomPsycho (Observer): Bring it crack headsplashn95 (Observer): he.is.talking.about.playing.hoopshow (Observer): hey guys... is it true u can customize ur own avator after a certain number of ftp's?MUGTR (Observer): 1m pointssplashn95 (Observer): he.is.majorly.lit.VenomPsycho (Observer): By then you will be brokeVenomPsycho (Observer): Who cares Mixmastamark (Observer): hey mike if he moved you all in would you of called?bobsucks (Observer): i say don't plsy like mokeVenomPsycho (Observer): I have enough time to see you beg for more moneyVenomPsycho (Observer): Lets go System: Today at 1AM ET there will be a $69+$6/Token satellite to the $500,000 Guarantee tournament on October 15. There are also around the clock $69+$6/Token Sit & Go satellites.mase_gotsem (Observer): who mike ? Dealer: alans nutz shows a pair of SixesDealer: Mike Matusow shows two pair, Queens and SixesDealer: Mike Matusow wins the pot ($11,331) with two pair, Queens and SixesDealer: Hand #1019003374Mike Matusow: ----------------------------------------- Mike Matusow: >thephenom000 (Observer): ===================>djdtucktape (Observer): vnhphisig237 (Observer): nhthephenom000 (Observer): GOod call mikemase_gotsem (Observer): whose mike banning? RaidenRadio (Observer): MOKE!!!mds278599 (Observer): ------------------------->hill city (Observer): weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesol rosenboyg (Observer): lollowballpro (Observer): rack it up mike phisig237 (Observer): hes callinlochelle (Observer): MIKE.... WHERES THE KIDDIE TABLE??????thephenom000 (Observer): weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemase_gotsem (Observer): -----> ding dingevokondo (Observer): yes mike back in nl hill city (Observer): you go mikeymsu_mark43 (Observer): YUKON, get it done kidRaidenRadio (Observer): Tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiltmds278599 (Observer): ---------->VenomPsycho (Observer): $35k sure will but a lot of crack rockmds278599 (Observer): ---------->McJimi (Observer): WEEEEEEEEEEEEEmds278599 (Observer): ---------->McJimi (Observer): WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEmds278599 (Observer): ---------->McJimi (Observer): WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE mds278599 (Observer): ---------->LookAtMyNutsAA (Observer): y is steve an eagleVenomPsycho (Observer): Unless he loses it like usualFullTiltC (Observer): VENOM LEAVE THE GUY ALONESamSharkz (Observer): whats with the arrows???????throwerstout (Observer): hey mike....ur about as average as they getbadbeatnik (Observer): venom do u need a hugvivatecate (Observer): that a boy mikeyFullTiltC (Observer): YA %#% #I N TOOL hill city (Observer): weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee mikeyjdubshady (Observer): GET HIM MIKEDealer: alans nutz wins the pot ($4,397)Dealer: Hand #1019006457JayRitch01 (Observer): if i had my hands on this table id be rich right now mase_gotsem (Observer): i ignored venom long time agoINTENTION (Observer): MIKE MY WIFE LOVES U DO U HAVE A MASK THAT LOOKS LIKE U SO I CAN PUT IT ON AND MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFEVenomPsycho (Observer): Come on Mike, its oly a matter of time, blow that crack money!!1djdtucktape (Observer): MIKE DID YOU PLAY THE BORGATA OPEN WPT EVENTthephenom000 (Observer): zolo is trying to be hellmuthINTENTION (Observer): MIKE MY WIFE LOVES U DO U HAVE A MASK THAT LOOKS LIKE U SO I CAN PUT IT ON AND MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFEthrowerstout (Observer): mike, i could beat you anydayVenomPsycho (Observer): $34k, here we goDealer: alans nutz wins the pot ($400) FullTiltC (Observer): VENOM GET A LIFEDealer: Hand #1019007627FullTiltC (Observer): UR A TOOLINTENTION (Observer): MIKE MY WIFE LOVES U DO U HAVE A MASK THAT LOOKS LIKE U SO I CAN PUT IT ON AND MAKE LOVE TO MY WIFE mds278599 (Observer): ---------->mds278599 (Observer): ---------->mds278599 (Observer): ---------->FullTiltC (Observer): SHUT UP WITH UR GA Y ASZ REMARKDFullTiltC (Observer): Scanilive12 (Observer): your all tools Mike Matusow: lolracewithme (Observer): hey mike would you ever borrow me 100 bucks?INTENTION (Observer): I AM NOT GAYhoopshow (Observer): mike is this all u do... just play poker and win money?VenomPsycho (Observer): So Mike....badbeatnik (Observer): lol @ intetnionFullTiltC (Observer): NOT U DUMMYFullTiltC (Observer): VENOMVenomPsycho (Observer): What will 5 years feel like?FullTiltC (Observer): HES A DAMN FOOL throwerstout (Observer): mike u and me .50/1.00 nl i will crush uDealer: alans nutz wins the pot ($2,397)Dealer: Hand #1019009934thephenom000 (Observer): hahathephenom000 (Observer): lol
9/20/2006 1:19:41 AM
VenomPsycho (Observer): Cause thats what you have coming to you for snitchingmds278599 (Observer): MIKE, WHERE IS THE KIDS GAME????INTENTION (Observer): mikey is the manthephenom000 (Observer): ------------------------------>MATUSOWmds278599 (Observer): ----------> canilive12 (Observer): you're all toolsMixmastamark (Observer): i did ratio of mike answering your questions its 4 percentdjdtucktape (Observer): mike did you play the wpt event at the BORGATAracewithme (Observer): MIKE CAN YOU BORROW ME 100 BUCKS?ff3636 (Observer): Venon Your A Phucking DI CKmsu_mark43 (Observer): If i pulled out, Will she get pregnat?SamSharkz (Observer): WTFunkown3333 (Observer): yesDealer: gandi9 wins the pot ($2,400) msu_mark43 (Observer): pregnantDealer: Hand #1019011794mase_gotsem (Observer): SUPPORTVenomPsycho (Observer): 5min Mike, and I am still hereunkown3333 (Observer): kill kill kill the poorIcelic (Observer): mike whatever happened to your album "Mouth Whispers"VenomPsycho (Observer): Unlike your moneymase_gotsem (Observer): mike support is slacking latelyMad Communist (Observer): BeotchVenomPsycho (Observer): CRACKMadness101 (Observer): yawn VenomPsycho (Observer): CRACKVenomPsycho (Observer): Lets tempt himdjdtucktape (Observer): TILLY WENT FROM THE MONSTER STACK TO OUT IN LIKE TWO HOURSDealer: alans nutz shows Ace King highDealer: gandi9 shows a pair of Nines Dealer: gandi9 wins the pot ($1,997) with a pair of NinesDealer: Hand #1019013931VenomPsycho (Observer): CRACK ROCKff3636 (Observer): leave him alone yoo loserMixmastamark (Observer): Alan is a fish FullTiltC (Observer): when did he snitchdabruizer (Observer): MM how r ya baby?MikeJohnson724 (Observer): LOL WHY DOES STEVE HAVE A HAWK?mds278599 (Observer): IS IT mds278599 (Observer): ----------> mds278599 (Observer): ORVenomPsycho (Observer): I bet he busts out and hits the pipe within 20minVenomPsycho (Observer): CRACKMixmastamark (Observer): poor call with a 3 thats seond best hand to often mase_gotsem (Observer): hawk or eagle u meanFullTiltC (Observer): venom u gonna answer my questionFullTiltC (Observer): or say rock one mor timeINTENTION (Observer): i saw mikey on crips he had big house no furniture VenomPsycho (Observer): NOelchiFLO (Observer): rock onMikeJohnson724 (Observer): WHY DOES STEVE HAVE THE HAWK?INTENTION (Observer): i saw mikey on crips he had big house no furnitureVenomPsycho (Observer): CRACKg_esslin85 (Observer): lol trybald eagleDealer: Hand #1019016195VenomPsycho (Observer): ROCKVenomPsycho (Observer): MIKEVenomPsycho (Observer): MATUSOW VenomPsycho (Observer): SMOKEFullTiltC (Observer): ya gonna answer my question dip sh i tVenomPsycho (Observer): ROCKMikeJohnson724 (Observer): EAGLE? WTF IS THAT?VenomPsycho (Observer): GLASS hoopshow (Observer): is stever a pro?John Juanda Sr (Observer): wow most of you have no lives do you? Since you cant be one of the greats you have to harrass one while he is play... tsk tsk!VenomPsycho (Observer): D I C K VenomPsycho (Observer): SMOKEVenomPsycho (Observer): ROCKVenomPsycho (Observer): HIt it mike, come onmannequin8 (Observer): KAW mannequin8 (Observer): KAWVenomPsycho (Observer): $30kiHaveTheA (Observer): mikejohnson has a small johnsonFullTiltC (Observer): thatd be venomDanCarmo (Observer): Go get'em MIke!!VenomPsycho (Observer): Down $5 since you smelled the rockMikeJohnson724 (Observer): LOL IHAVEVenomPsycho (Observer): Lets bust out ff3636 (Observer): Venom Groe up LOSERVenomPsycho (Observer): Come onstonecold304 (Observer): wtg mikey u are the manVenomPsycho (Observer): Come on mikeSamSharkz (Observer): learn how to spell GROW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mase_gotsem (Observer): some one email supportVenomPsycho (Observer): Fuel the addiction VenomPsycho (Observer): lolflash1967 (Observer): hence the eagleff3636 (Observer): STFUVenomPsycho (Observer): He is used to itVenomPsycho (Observer): He knows he is an addictVenomPsycho (Observer): Its no secret dangbrickboy777 (Observer): what did Woltas leave with?needaflop (Observer): i have 25 dollars can i play? VenomPsycho (Observer): Thats why he begs for money on here dailybrickboy777 (Observer): lolMixmastamark (Observer): that was enough AbnormalQ145 (Observer): how much did mikey buy in for here,,,,,,,,,,,,,Dealer: alans nutz wins the pot ($7,197)INTENTION (Observer): u rail birds talk to muchDegenerate22 (Observer): im sure mike right clicked on him and ignored him.... every1 else should do the sameVenomPsycho (Observer): 100kVenomPsycho (Observer): He is in the hole big timeSystem: In 5 minutes, there is a $24+$2, $8,000 guaranteed tournament.brickboy777 (Observer): how much did Woltas leave with?AbnormalQ145 (Observer): so hes down 60Kkale420 (Observer): click on observer?TopRagBoat (Observer): MM rulz AbnormalQ145 (Observer): ??kale420 (Observer): how do you do that?VenomPsycho (Observer): He has to sit out now though to hit the crack pipebrickboy777 (Observer): Brad?VenomPsycho (Observer): Gotta feed the addiction boyselchiFLO (Observer): venom you are crackin me upVenomPsycho (Observer): Just ask StuDegenerate22 (Observer): right click on the name then player notes then ignoreff3636 (Observer): Support is taking you out Venomff3636 (Observer): bye byeVenomPsycho (Observer): I hope MM doesnt OD like SUbrickboy777 (Observer): Brad, what did Woltas leave with, approx?VenomPsycho (Observer): Good, bring itVenomPsycho (Observer): I just like that I made Mike sit outVenomPsycho (Observer): Cause he couldnt take itelchiFLO (Observer): venom lets play sit and go angellynn (Observer): dont leave mikeVenomPsycho (Observer): And had to go suck on the glass d i c kFullTiltC (Observer): i blocked that toolVenomPsycho (Observer): Crack is a bad drug kidsbravesfan2 (Observer): u the only kid here
9/20/2006 1:20:12 AM
im backing ben in the USPC...i think people on here should man up and help him get in. o8 is his game. think about it? how many of you would back turney in a NLHE event?bing!
9/20/2006 9:34:55 AM
Game tonight.......Cookout with shakes.....If you bring a friend tonight that hasn't come more than like 3 times you both get 10 dollars added to your stack
9/20/2006 5:33:34 PM
9/20/2006 6:09:40 PM
damn, let me know if you can take another, i was going to do it last night but got distracted
9/20/2006 6:35:58 PM
I'm gonna start saying "should've.. practiced.. avoidance.." every time I win a big pot
9/20/2006 7:14:59 PM
make that $350/550, with another offer for 100 tha had to be declined. capped out for real now.updates to come.
9/20/2006 7:23:05 PM
Anybody playing in the WCOOP? Im playing in my first one tomorrow
9/22/2006 12:06:21 AM
not I....what event is it tomorrow?...i'm building my roll and stopping being such a pussy and cashing out so much so i can play wsop and wcoop next yr.
9/22/2006 12:29:36 AM
Limit Holdem 200k guarantee
9/22/2006 2:53:42 PM
i love bodog...playing in a 30 + 1.50 heads up gamehalf way through, even stacks...i have AJ suited...i raise, he just callsflop....10 Q K...i have nut straighti bet 1/3 of stack, he raises min amount, i put him all in, he callsshows QQimmediately after i made the right play, board pairs another 10fucking internet poker, i swear it's rigged
9/22/2006 10:40:54 PM
He had 7 pure outs (3 kings, 3 tens, and the case queen), plus the unlikely chance that the river and turn make a pair. About 1/3 of the time you get outdrawn.Plus, this is heads up. Only three hands beat a set of queens: KK, J9, and your AJ. Only against KK would he have been a gross underdog. You're telling me you wouldn't have pushed and called all-in with that heads up?Bad luck? Yes. Bad beat? No.[Edited on September 23, 2006 at 1:43 AM. Reason : heads up]
9/23/2006 1:40:38 AM
yea it wasnt that big of a damn deal dudepokenum -h ah jh - qd qs -- ts kd qc Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing Ts Qc Kdcards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EVAh Jh 640 64.65 341 34.44 9 0.91 0.651Qs Qd 341 34.44 640 64.65 9 0.91 0.349
9/23/2006 1:45:46 AM
honestly i dont like playing poker cause i think everyones better than me and good people like ^ intimidate me
9/23/2006 1:46:57 AM
jake- come play me heads up. you name the stakes.
9/23/2006 2:05:34 AM
hish, you keep saying things like that, you're gonna get rolled on one of these days
9/23/2006 7:12:39 AM
9/23/2006 8:25:49 AM
People like this are why it's possible to make a lot of money online. Nothing special here, I just find it amazing that there are people that are thie stupid out there.***** Hand History for Game 5233840034 *****NL Texas Hold'em 11 Buy-in Trny:29128934 Level:1 Blinds(20/40) - Saturday, September 23, 18:37:37 ET 2006Table Table 111853 (Real Money)Seat 5 is the buttonTotal number of players : 6 Seat 3: NutzInYoFace24 ( 2000 )Seat 4: KY049 ( 2000 )Seat 1: hotmama884 ( 2000 )Seat 2: Elswerth ( 2000 )Seat 6: fastbusy ( 2000 )Seat 5: catodd518 ( 2000 )Trny:29128934 Level:1Blinds(20/40)** Dealing down cards **Dealt to NutzInYoFace24 [ 3d 8d ]Elswerth folds.NutzInYoFace24 folds.KY049 calls [40].catodd518 calls [40].fastbusy calls [20].hotmama884 checks.** Dealing Flop ** [ Qh, 9h, Tc ]fastbusy bets [40].hotmama884 folds.KY049 calls [40].catodd518 raises [225].fastbusy calls [185].KY049 folds.** Dealing Turn ** [ 6h ]fastbusy bets [40].catodd518 is all-In [1735]fastbusy is all-In [1695]** Dealing River ** [ 7c ]fastbusy shows [ 7h, Qc ] two pairs, queens and sevens.catodd518 shows [ Qd, Ac ] a pair of queens.fastbusy wins 4120 chips from the main pot with two pairs, queens and sevens.catodd518 finished in sixth place.AND***** Hand History for Game 5233856847 *****NL Texas Hold'em 11 Buy-in Trny:29128934 Level:1 Blinds(20/40) - Saturday, September 23, 18:39:48 ET 2006Table Table 111853 (Real Money)Seat 2 is the buttonTotal number of players : 5 Seat 3: NutzInYoFace24 ( 1960 )Seat 4: KY049 ( 1690 )Seat 1: hotmama884 ( 2417 )Seat 2: Elswerth ( 1813 )Seat 6: fastbusy ( 4120 )Trny:29128934 Level:1Blinds(20/40)** Dealing down cards **Dealt to NutzInYoFace24 [ 9s Jh ]fastbusy folds.hotmama884 calls [40].Elswerth calls [40].NutzInYoFace24 folds.KY049 checks.** Dealing Flop ** [ Kd, 8c, 6d ]KY049 bets [40].hotmama884 calls [40].Elswerth folds.** Dealing Turn ** [ 2c ]KY049 bets [40].hotmama884 raises [80].KY049 is all-In [1570]hotmama884 calls [1530].** Dealing River ** [ 8s ]hotmama884 shows [ Kh, 9c ] two pairs, kings and eights.KY049 shows [ 6h, Kc ] two pairs, kings and eights.hotmama884 wins 3440 chips from the main pot with two pairs, kings and eights with nine kicker.KY049 finished in fifth place.
9/23/2006 6:47:20 PM
donkamants
9/23/2006 6:52:20 PM
Jim, it's top pair. You can't lay that down.What site is that?
9/23/2006 10:41:04 PM
looks like stars.'bout to leave to go to AC.wanna get there by 8ish, registration starts at 9.hope that works.
9/24/2006 6:57:40 AM
I am disappointed in you David. That's Party Poker, the site that started it all (IMO).
9/24/2006 4:11:39 PM
Damn, I thought it was party, but I haven't played there in so long I couldn't remember. I pretty much stopped after they changed their blind structure even though it was pretty shitty to begin with. What's new with you Jim? Still doing the military thing?
9/24/2006 4:17:36 PM
Yeah, still doing the military thing.... Near Seattle, Washington stationed on the USS Nevada at the moment. http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/agency/ssbn-733.htm if you're interested.We just bought a house, so I've been busy moving as of late. Haven't played much poker since I was out in Connecticut last year. A little online here and there, but only for small stakes ($10) tournies. I still don't feel entirely comfortable with online play, as I do believe there are ways to cheat, from collusion to actual program manipulation. So I keep the stakes small so even if that happens o I perceive that it happens, I don't lose much. That being said I have done really well.Jesus Christ right as I type that I get sucked out on. I hate those fucking retards who call with AA and then go all-in after the flop regardless of what hits. What I hate more than anything is that these douchebags actually think they are playing good. It seriously isn't the money. I just loathe some douchebag sitting back and thinking "I schooled him." Arggghhhh. ***** Hand History for Game 5240759903 *****0/0 Tourney Texas Hold'em Game Table (NL) (Tournament 29172233) - Sun Sep 24 17:46:47 EDT 2006Table Table 112330 (Real Money) -- Seat 5 is the buttonTotal number of players : 3Seat 4: aztec23 (3950)Seat 5: autoloads (3495)Seat 6: NutzInYoFace24 (4555)NutzInYoFace24 posts small blind (50)aztec23 posts big blind (100)** Dealing down cards **Dealt to NutzInYoFace24 [ 3h, 9h ] autoloads calls (100)NutzInYoFace24 calls (50)aztec23 checks.** Dealing Flop ** : [ 2c, 3s, 9s ] NutzInYoFace24 checks.aztec23 checks.autoloads bets (100)NutzInYoFace24 raises (345) to 345aztec23 folds.autoloads raises (490) to 590NutzInYoFace24 raises (4110) to 4455NutzInYoFace24 is all-In.autoloads calls (2805)autoloads is all-In.** Dealing Turn ** : [ Ah ] ** Dealing River ** : [ 4d ] Creating Main Pot with $7090 with autoloadsCreating Side Pot 1 with $1060 with NutzInYoFace24** Summary **Main Pot: 7090 | Side Pot 1: 1060Board: [ 2c 3s 9s Ah 4d ]aztec23 balance 3850, lost 100 (folded) autoloads balance 7090, bet 3495, collected 7090, net +3595 [ Ad As ] [ three of a kind, aces -- Ad,As,Ah,9s,4d ]NutzInYoFace24 balance 1060, bet 4555, collected 1060, lost -3495 [ 3h 9h ] [ two pairs, nines and threes -- Ah,9h,9s,3h,3s ]
9/24/2006 5:55:08 PM
Damn Jim, you got schooled.
9/24/2006 6:07:49 PM
Have any of you guys ever been playing so many tables you don't even realize when one of them gets dried up? I was playing a bunch of 10 seat games earlier and it eventually got to the point where I couldn't keep up. I then realized that two of my tables were down to 4 people. Anyways, it doesn't happy to me too often, but I really hate to think about how long I was probably playing 4 handed on those tables.
9/24/2006 9:08:13 PM
well im back.41st out of 178.the field was smaller than i would have hoped, the fact that the womens tournamnet was at the same time probably didnt help things.im mentally exhausted, and will write up more later.the table i was sat at originally was the gauntlet of shitty positions.3 tv pros and 2 others who had mae large FT cashes in this series.if you are at a locked up table for the first like 5 hours of a limit tournament, youre at a huge dissadvantage when the table breaks, obviously.but, destorying allen kessler and having him talk shit about my play to men "the master" afterwards and having men point at me and say i played it right was pretty validating.then it felt better to bust him. http://pokerdb.thehendonmob.com/player.php?a=r&n=24837
9/24/2006 9:43:45 PM
btw, i really had a problem with the way that some of the blind structures were developed for this tournament.ill get into that later[Edited on September 24, 2006 at 10:33 PM. Reason : e]
9/24/2006 10:21:25 PM
You didn't know ahead of time? That sucks.
9/24/2006 10:27:26 PM
props ben!For those who dont know I am going to AC from the 27th-Oct 2nd Playing in:Thu, Sep 28 at 11:00 AM No Limit Hold'em $500+$50 Fri, Sep 29 at 11:00 AM No Limit Hold'em $1,000+$75 Saturday 5/10 NL cash games and mebbe a weekly tourney or twoSun, Oct 1 at 11:00 AM No Limit Hold'em $300+$40 Hish will prolly be my publicist for these eventsI unfortunately can not stay for the ME , I am up for a promotion and I will have to interview for it on the 3rd, so I am flying back on Oct 2nd
9/24/2006 10:30:20 PM
A hand that went down midafternoon today.I had a wretched table draw with Allen Kessler to my left, and a locked up table for the first 6 hours till we finally broke.I hadn't really shown the desire to get cute yet, I'm sure he had noticed. He had absorbed a few pretty sick draws, but was covertly playing the fastest out of the table, making bets that either could have been construed as representative bets, or legit nut situations, but had not been forced to show down anything that he didnt go in a a nice favorite. He's getting a tad frustrated, but still collected and thinking.I believe it was 200/400 at the time, but may well have been 300/600.Line check needed here, not sure if I got too passive or if kessler was getting out of line.3 limpers to us on the button with As2h4sJd, we limp along.Kessler completes from the SB, bb checks.flop brings 3(red)5s8schecks around to us, we bet.kessler calls, 2 other callers. first caller was a tight lady who was running very very well. the other was a solid gentlemen who had shown the knack for picking up hands with interesting starting combinations, but nothing too OOL.turn is the 6c.kessler checks, other two check, we bet,Kessler C/R. other two fold.our line would be?[Edited on September 24, 2006 at 10:42 PM. Reason : we]
9/24/2006 10:33:18 PM