you gotta click for the pictures

I about lost my damn dinner
http://raleigh.craigslist.org/msr/708984198.html

6/6/2008 1:20:37 AM

mmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm let me talk to ya

6/6/2008 1:25:59 AM

Quote :

" horny ass college boy - 20 (waterford avalon) Reply to: pers-709739679@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-06, 10:03AM EDT 100% DISCRETE AND YOU MUST BE TOO ok so i been lookin to fuck around real bad with a pro. someone who is straight acting and knows how to work it. im down for a hot safe time so as long as your clean we straight. i want young to no older than 40 or maybe 35 and MUST SEND PICS ASAP... these are pics of the type of guys i like...real jocks or frat boys or sexy ass men like these...if you dont see yourself as one of these then please dont waste our time SEND PIC ASAP I HAVE TIL 4 "

lolz

6/6/2008 10:38:08 AM

Free Tractor Tire! Yeah, a TRACTOR TIRE!

Quote :

"I take no liability in any way for injury, damage, expense, divorce, nights on the couch, etc, that this tire may cause."

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/min/703683551.html

6/13/2008 8:11:31 PM

Quote :

"found cat--black with white stripes -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2008-05-19, 3:13PM PDT Hi, I found a cat today near the arboretum. She's black with white stripes down her back. She seems a little standoffish. Does not get along well with children. She doesn't have a collar, but seems to be an indoor cat and went without hesitation for a can of cat food I opened for her. I think she's been away from home a while. She's quite smelly. May need a bath. Please e-mail me to claim. Small rehoming fee (to cover the cost of the litterbox and cat "

6/13/2008 8:13:38 PM

you've gotta be fucking kidding me

6/13/2008 8:24:00 PM

^^ there's no way that's real

6/13/2008 8:25:52 PM

Just snagged an American-made Gibson guitar in my preferred configuration on the cheap.

Paid for it by selling a different guitar on CL.

FTMFW!

6/13/2008 8:31:04 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/grd/721378077.html

6/16/2008 1:12:12 PM

haha ^ it even has horns!!!!!

6/16/2008 1:19:53 PM

not all cattle with horns are males

6/16/2008 1:21:04 PM

^ok?

6/16/2008 1:28:20 PM

i thought you were calling him out on the fact that it's a "she", but has horns

nvm, carry on...

6/16/2008 1:30:07 PM

Quote :

"walking your dog around lake johnson - w4m Reply to: pers-722411561@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-16, 10:42PM EDT ran into you a couple times while on a run with my dog the other day. you had a golden puppy that was adorable and my dog seemed to like. walk the dogs together sometime?"

get it DNL.

6/17/2008 10:40:23 PM

Quote :

"To my neighbor who I saw pooping in his yard yesterday - w4m Date: 2008-06-05, 2:52PM EDT I saw you couched down with your pants around your ankles. I asked "Hey, what are you doing?". Your reply was "Pooping in a groundhog hole! I read about it online. It's suppose to trick the groundhog into thinking another animal has moved into it's lair.". Since you are normally a sane person I refrained from calling the police. "

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/pit/708850980.html

LOL

6/18/2008 11:54:29 PM

Quote :

"2005 Jones Brother Plateau - $12800 (Snow Hill) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-723742243@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-19, 8:49PM EDT 176 Light Tackle Edition Baby Blue in color Wide Gunnels with large platform infront Live well Wireless Saltwater Edition Trolling motor Daul batteries Complete Electronics CD player, Marine radio, GPS, Fish finder, Depth Sounder Galvinized trailer 50hp Yamaha 4 stroke engine 84 hrs on entire boat Extended warranty on motor Boat is excellant condition and has been stored inside my shop when not being used."

someone will get it

6/20/2008 9:02:26 AM

Playstation 2 - $150 (Raleigh)
Reply to: sale-725618546@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-19, 4:49PM EDT


Cash Only

Hardly used Playstion 2 with one controller. I now have a ps3, no need for ps2.
Great Condition

[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 4:55 PM. Reason : 150 for a ps2 w/ no games and one controller makes me loller]

6/20/2008 4:54:51 PM

Pregnant PENETRATION - w4m - 31 (Raleigh/Garner)

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Reply to: pers-726874055@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-20, 5:19PM EDT


IN/OUT call Avail...donations starting at 175 kisses....full aervice, french, massage...YES! I'm LACTATING! Call Lynn at (919)455-5479, leave message with number and name.



Location: Raleigh/Garner
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 726874055

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/ers/726874055.html

[Edited on June 20, 2008 at 9:57 PM. Reason : .]

6/20/2008 9:57:14 PM

Quote :

"I am looking for a business partner (raleigh) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-727767623@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-21, 3:24PM EDT Hi, I am a local business owner and entrepreneur in the area. I have a new company I am looking to market with direct mail, telemarketing, and press releases in certain magazines. I am too busy with other businesses to give this full attention it deserves. If I find the right person or company that can handle this for me, I would be willing to give them a percentage of my company. If you could tell me a little bit about yourself or what type of marketing company you have, then if it sounds like a good fit. I will need you to sign a non compete and confidentiality agreement. Thank you and have a great weekend.I am looking for a business partner (raleigh) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-727767623@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-21, 3:24PM EDT Hi, I am a local business owner and entrepreneur in the area. I have a new company I am looking to market with direct mail, telemarketing, and press releases in certain magazines. I am too busy with other businesses to give this full attention it deserves. If I find the right person or company that can handle this for me, I would be willing to give them a percentage of my company. If you could tell me a little bit about yourself or what type of marketing company you have, then if it sounds like a good fit. I will need you to sign a non compete and confidentiality agreement. Thank you and have a great weekend.I am looking for a business partner (raleigh) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-727767623@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-21, 3:24PM EDT Hi, I am a local business owner and entrepreneur in the area. I have a new company I am looking to market with direct mail, telemarketing, and press releases in certain magazines. I am too busy with other businesses to give this full attention it deserves. If I find the right person or company that can handle this for me, I would be willing to give them a percentage of my company. If you could tell me a little bit about yourself or what type of marketing company you have, then if it sounds like a good fit. I will need you to sign a non compete and confidentiality agreement. Thank you and have a great weekend.I am looking for a business partner (raleigh) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: sale-727767623@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-21, 3:24PM EDT Hi, I am a local business owner and entrepreneur in the area. I have a new company I am looking to market with direct mail, telemarketing, and press releases in certain magazines. I am too busy with other businesses to give this full attention it deserves. If I find the right person or company that can handle this for me, I would be willing to give them a percentage of my company. If you could tell me a little bit about yourself or what type of marketing company you have, then if it sounds like a good fit. I will need you to sign a non compete and confidentiality agreement. Thank you and have a great weekend."

could this be any more vague?

6/21/2008 3:59:14 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/msr/729068080.html

Quote :

"Sexxy ts/cd in durham looking to hang out with cool as men in durham,leave your number and pic so I can get in contact with no picture no respond.If you are on much REAL SHIT and not some bullshit holla back at me FENDI"

6/22/2008 11:48:34 PM

Jen do you have a link for that skunk one?

6/22/2008 11:57:04 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/wan/732098386.html

Quote :

"Reply to: sale-732098386@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-25, 11:40AM EDT NICE ROOM WITH KING SIZE BED IN FULLY FURNISHED HOUSE WITH WASHER AND DRYER PLEASE CALL MIKE AT 919 815 7611!! NEED HELP LOST JOB!!"

6/25/2008 12:33:11 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/stp/730647876.html

Quote :

"help me dress as a girl - m4w - 37 (Raleigh) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-730647876@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-24, 8:07AM EDT Okay, a bit out of the ordinary - July 4th weekend I'm looking to dress up as a female to see how 'passable' I can get. I'd love to find a female to help me with makeup etc. and to give me those little tips to help me pull it off. It may be impossible - or it may lead to grabbing a few drinks in public - we'll just have to see how I turn out. Not looking to borrow clothes or anything _ I'll have my own (tho if you have a wig I could borrow that would be a good thing.) This isn't about sex - I've always just wanted to see if I could pull off being a girl... I'm wm - 5'9 145 - sane and clean. Let me know if you'd like to help! Location: Raleigh it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 730647876"

[Edited on June 26, 2008 at 1:33 PM. Reason : even better]

6/26/2008 1:28:36 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/zip/733932196.html

no damn wonder the iguana is lost, that cage is worthless. what do you expect from someone named "Castle" though?

this is carlface all around

6/27/2008 1:36:50 PM

^^^^ nah, it was in the lost and found section though

Quote :

"Wanna make a baby? - 33 (around the triangle, NC) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-730663553@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-24, 8:36AM EDT Do you want a baby, but for whatever reason you don't have that a special man in your life willing to make it happen... don't let that stop you. I'm a reasonably intelligent, reasonably good-looking white male and want to pass my genes on by fathering a child. I am 5'11", have brown hair, blue eyes, and a stocky build. I promise I won't want custody and you must promise that you won't want child support. I will ask for at least a picture and to know that the baby is healthy once born. Open to greater interaction in the future, but it's not required. Just to insure that we both hold up our ends of the bargain, we'll only exchange first names for now. Please be of child-bearing age. Race, weight unimportant. I am d/d free and you must be too. I am open minded, so lesbians or single women with demanding careers are welcome to reply as long as you can provide a loving home. Serious replies only, please. Well thought-out replies and replies with self-pics will be taken more seriously than one-liners. So, let's have some fun and let nature take its course!"

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4w/730663553.html

6/27/2008 11:12:05 PM

haha wow

6/27/2008 11:12:54 PM

Quote :

"Do you wonder what a gay man is like in bed? - 21 (Durham) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Reply to: pers-735044258@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-27, 5:58PM EDT I'm a gay man looking to hook up with a straight woman. I'm very curious about sex with women and I figure that women must wonder what sex is like with gay men. I can promise it's sweeter than with some random straight guy. If you'd be interested in talking about this option, send me an email and we can chat. Please be single- I don't want drama. Location: Durham it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests PostingID: 735044258"

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/m4w/735044258.html

6/27/2008 11:26:28 PM

i know a guy that met a woman off craigslist and she was hot and they bwned...the chick went to ncsu as well...i was like man that is awesome

[Edited on June 27, 2008 at 11:28 PM. Reason : ^haha like thats gonna fool anyone]

6/27/2008 11:27:59 PM

I wonder if that kind of shit works.

6/27/2008 11:30:45 PM

Quote :

"Please be of child-bearing age. "

13?

6/27/2008 11:31:22 PM

^^^^ that is an interesting strategy.

6/27/2008 11:47:42 PM

is it just me or did this dude black out the dogs face??

6/28/2008 12:10:05 AM

is it just me or could that guy fly away with those ears?

6/28/2008 12:11:12 AM

i noticed his pointy ass nose first

[Edited on June 28, 2008 at 12:12 AM. Reason : idk his is big and stuff no homo]

6/28/2008 12:12:36 AM

http://charleston.craigslist.org/rnr/731238736.html

6/29/2008 5:21:46 PM

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/clt/737299909.html

because glass floats

gotta love folks who don't have a fucking clue what they're talking about

6/30/2008 7:50:02 AM

the glass is used to attract the fish and the core rings are what makes them float.

6/30/2008 8:48:47 AM

^[DOUBTFUL]

6/30/2008 8:53:04 AM

so you know about salt water sound fishing. the glass is non corrosive. and stays reflective. as plastic does not. wheres [user]powerstrkdf250 [/user] when you need him

6/30/2008 10:19:28 AM

i've never heard of large glass beads on a fishing net

never

on a lure, yes, but never on a net

anyway, they said the glass is what holds it up and glass doesn't fucking float unless it's filled with air.

6/30/2008 12:36:44 PM

they are filled with air,I have a few of them. Some huge (maybe 2 feet in diameter). You find them all the time on the beaches in hawaii. I think it was traditionally used by japanese fishermen. I have never seen these colors though, mostly blue or clear.

[Edited on June 30, 2008 at 12:46 PM. Reason : .]

6/30/2008 12:46:20 PM

Quote :

"I take no liability in any way for injury, damage, expense, divorce, nights on the couch, etc, that this tire may cause"

hahahahah, the tractor tire was hilarious!

6/30/2008 12:54:55 PM

^^thanks for infoming me. slowtard just calls you stupid and says you're wrong w/o an explanation

*the more you know*

6/30/2008 1:11:26 PM

The Japanese used glass fishing balls. My mom has a decent sized collection of them sitting out on our coffee table, they look neat.

6/30/2008 2:19:51 PM

Quote :

"Office Job Opening Immediately (Durham, NC) Reply to: job-738230422@craigslist.org Date: 2008-06-30, 8:52PM EDT Office Job possition is available Immediately. Some experiance required! We are a Sign Company that needs someone to answer phones, file, Invoicing, proposals, permiting and ETC. Give us a call if you are interested in a interview 919-740-8067"

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/ofc/738230422.html

:carl face:

[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 3:56 PM. Reason : oh god. I called. that guy should have been called Bubba]

7/3/2008 3:51:07 PM

they fired the last sign guy because all of the ones he made were spelled right.

7/3/2008 3:57:57 PM

paging ambroshia....

Quote :

"Broke up with the GF/Any gal want a huge one? - m4w - 28 (Raleigh) Reply to: pers-741992604@craigslist.org Date: 2008-07-03, 7:36PM EDT Broke up with my girl a couple weeks ago. Just looking for some fun now with a hot woman 18 to 35. Think you can handle it? Write me and if you have pix, that's a plus P.S. Guys... don't bother me. "

http://raleigh.craigslist.org/cas/741992604.html

7/3/2008 9:16:51 PM

damn i cant imagine how my life would be with a dick that ginormous

[Edited on July 3, 2008 at 9:18 PM. Reason : i'd probably do porn and quit school]

7/3/2008 9:17:49 PM

^^

1) not hot
2) That's not his

7/3/2008 9:27:02 PM

i can tell by the pixels

7/3/2008 9:27:23 PM