Why do people start putting things in all caps and misplace quotation marks when they speak of jebus?

6/28/2011 10:40:12 PM

this bitch I know updated her FB throughout labor


no. lie.

6/28/2011 10:40:39 PM

hahahhahah

Quote :

"I have to get off.....this religious right wing shit is making me feel like sinning."

6/28/2011 10:41:53 PM

Couples who share a facebook page are dumb as shit

6/28/2011 10:59:25 PM

Quote :

"WHO IN IN THE HELL IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS TO BE MARRIED ANYWAY!!!!!STRAIGHT OR GAY. I think what is happening today is the word "RIGHT" gets used too an extent we have never seen before. getting married is not actually a RIGHT. Now what ...i mean is; it is the incarnation of a religous cerimony, not all marriages are reconized in herterosexual couples either. Now same sex couples deserve to be allowed a equal tax bennifit or legal entitlement for bennifits, but why call it marriage? my point is with a divorve rate rapidly moving toward 75%, who gives a shit about marriage anyway but the die hard bible thumpers? love Ronnie and Travis, mean it.lol"

6/28/2011 11:07:55 PM

Quote :

"I can't stand it when rights are put here. No one's rights are being violated by not allowing same sex marriage. I don't have the right to marry someone of the same sex, and neither can anyone else. No one is being treated unequal there. T...he constitution does not have an Amendment saying you can marry whoever or whatever you want. As for the anti-Christian crap on here, its not that suprising. However, atheists have never had the greatest knowledge of Christianity, which is why they are atheists. People are opposed to gay marriage because of Christianity, because it is condemned by Christianity. It's not that we're throwing an ancient text around. The Book says don't do it, so we don't. It's not using an excuse, it's following the rules set here by the man upstairs that put us here. You can throw the word hypocrite around all you want, and you'll probably be right about most people. That is because the very book itself says 2/3's of Christians will NOT be raptured...because they aren't Christian at all. However, sinning does not make you a hypocrite. Every one on Earth are sinners. The only one without sin was Jesus Christ. The rest of us are urged to do our best to avoid sin, and that's what we do. Sinning will not get you to Heaven or Hell, faith will."

ok, I can't read any more of this crap so I shall spare you all.
At least he didn't say "HIPPOCRATES."

6/29/2011 8:02:19 AM

^ that makes my head hurt

6/29/2011 8:11:50 AM

holy shit

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My dad has been on a roll lately with the chain statuses

Quote :

"I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS, ONE NATION UNDER GOD, INDIVISIBLE, WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL! MY GENERATION GREW UP RECITING THIS EVERY MORNING IN SCHOOL WITH MY HAND ON MY HEART. THEY NO LONGER DO THAT FOR FEAR OF OFFENDING SOMEONE! LET'S SEE HOW MANY AMERICANS WILL RE-POST THIS AND NOT CARE ABOUT OFFENDING SOMEONE ELSE!!!"

[Edited on June 29, 2011 at 8:21 AM. Reason : asdf]

So this is what happens when MySpace angle people have kids?



[Edited on June 29, 2011 at 8:33 AM. Reason : notice I didn't say grow up]

6/29/2011 8:13:59 AM

hahhahahhahahhahah nice
I still haven't accepted/declined my dad's friend request :-[

6/29/2011 9:07:36 AM

This isn't stupid, just funny. From a black friend of mine:

Quote :

"Go to the mall in Myrtle Beach. Within 5 minutes of being there the power goes out for the entire mall. I immediately make a joke about minorities stealing. NOT 30 SECONDS LATER mall security is looking for "suspicious persons" and some tubby black chick is yelling "I HAVE A RECEIPT!!!" TL;DR this is why we can't have nice things."

7/1/2011 3:55:45 PM

my family member just "liked" The Bible and Taylor Swift

lol


^^^tell your dad they actually do say the pledge every morning, they just don't know what it means because they aren't taught that part.



[Edited on July 1, 2011 at 5:19 PM. Reason : ]

7/1/2011 5:16:33 PM

Well it got into a discussion with a teacher saying what you said, but the problem now is getting high schoolers to stand up and say the pledge

7/1/2011 5:44:50 PM

i don't even remember having morning announcements. do most high schools do that? i probably should have been more punctual.


(that's how i feel about it anyway)

7/1/2011 6:32:00 PM

Quote :

"A reminder to everyone passing judgment on Casey anthony: you will also be judged."

7/5/2011 1:49:37 PM

7/5/2011 2:35:43 PM

Quote :

"Dexter Morgan, meet Casey Anthony..."

7/5/2011 4:46:25 PM

Quote :

"It is amazing the distance my baby daddy will stoop to -to tare me down and still my joy! He wants to use our son against me so I will craw back begging him to take me back! As if !! to [his name]- I dont need you or your bullshit! To all the dads out there never use your babies to have control or the upper hand on you girl,ex or baby mama! FUCK anyone who stands in my way- I'm doing me"

7/5/2011 9:49:26 PM

Some guy from my home town posted this gem with an even better response from some random girl who obviously has never heard of a period.

Quote :

"Drugs will keep u high for a hour and loss your life in a minute!! I love erika so much. And my babys. ..screw drugs and will do whatever to show everyone I'm done with this shot..I want my family so bad"

Quote :

"Wes man I know u can defeat this but u know can't just say it gotta prove it ur a daddy that lil girl needs u u need to overcome this n be the man I know n everyone else know u r u can't do it alone u need to drop old friends that puts u n this situation when I seen u tonite man u didn't look good do u want to leave ur lil girl without a father she needs u I love u like a brother n I am going to be straight forward with u grow up Wes ur getting to old for this junk I know it's hard but ur beter than that stand on ur own ur girlfriend n child is tired of the saying I am going to change now they want to see a change go back to school u r too smart for this mess stop depending on others start depending on ur self cause in the end u are going to be by ur self cause u have pushed too many ppl to where they don't want to hear u don't just change for min change for a life time cause life is a choice u either going to live happy or ur gonna live missable what's ur choice think about it drugs gets old n wears ur body out take a stand be the man that ur lil girl knows her daddy can be let her be proud of u get help wes cause u can't do this alone think about ur life I know u r broken inside n sometimes u wonder are u worth being fix well in ur baby's eyes u r her hero n heroes always get fix but the question is do u want to be fix dot be mad at me for saying this I just know what ur lil girl is going through my dad was a bad druggie n it hurts it actully scares u but now he is old n after 13 yrs of not having my dad we r just now talking n he is fix u just can't think of ur self anymore u got responsablites now just don't let ur lil girl grow up without her dad I love u n I am going to leave u with this question are u a hero that can be fix or a boy who don't wanna be fix I believe in u u just got to believe in yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Edited on July 5, 2011 at 10:12 PM. Reason : ]

7/5/2011 10:10:55 PM

Quote :

"My babygirls belly button stomp fell off!!!yay"

so.. hard.. not .. to comment...

7/8/2011 1:21:56 AM

what does that mean?

7/8/2011 1:22:30 AM

The child's umbilical cord fell off

7/8/2011 1:31:14 AM

Quote :

"BELLY BUTTON STOMP"

7/8/2011 1:32:29 AM

Quote :

"Church was so awesome this morning!!!! God is soooooooooo good!!!"

7/10/2011 2:24:32 PM

sometimes i peak in this thread just to see if anyone has posted any of my stupid updates

7/10/2011 2:31:18 PM

.

[Edited on July 10, 2011 at 10:14 PM. Reason : .]

7/10/2011 10:13:20 PM

Quote :

"Sorry, but I don't like radiohead."

(and this comment)

Quote :

"i love creep, but as for anything else they do...meh"

IBTyou'reapretentiousasshole

7/22/2011 12:53:42 PM

Boyfriends: They have ovaries.
Girls: They can die without ovaries.

My mother just got hers removed as she tested positive for BRCA 1 and 2 and already had breast cancer.
The procedure is called an oophorectomy. A mildly funny word, imo

7/25/2011 9:53:16 AM

that is probably the dumbest thing I've seen today

7/25/2011 3:16:17 PM

bttt

7/25/2011 3:20:40 PM

we need another thread like this.

7/25/2011 3:25:56 PM

Quote :

"i'm guessing the words teachers, firemen and cops are about to be dropped...yeah CW and One Tree Hill shot right here in beautiful NC...."

followed by a comment

Quote :

"im guessing the POTUS is heading into the old scare tarctics mode..but ima watch One Tree Hill and my future baby mama Sophia Bush instead...she HAWT!!"

7/25/2011 9:17:46 PM

more from ^

Quote :

"when a politician is getting his ass handed to him...he invariably drags out the old "we will have to cut the money to firemen, cops and teachers" "we have to starve the children", "old people will die" if we all dont give them all our money so they can spend it as they see fit not as we see fit since we earned it..."

7/25/2011 10:43:18 PM

Quote :

"So say you just start dating someone and they ask can we please have a three sum for my bday.... doesn't that seem kind of like a sign that maybe we should be just having a fling not a relationship????? Any thoughts?"

23 comments where everyone was saying "three sum" god people are stupid. I just commented "threesome*"

7/26/2011 3:55:56 PM

lolol

7/26/2011 3:59:41 PM

Quote :

"does anyone have ANY ideas on how too make a couple bucks REALLY quick??? I gotta buy ****'s football gear and just realized the team doesn't supply anything but the pads!!! ~OR~ Does anyone have any used football stuff for ****? He's a size 12 in pants (street clothes) and 1.5 in regular shoes!!! (I dunno if the sizes are different for football gear) :'( I wouldn't need help if I got money to support my baby!!! :'("

mind you, the father of this child, died of a drug overdose about a year ago.

the father of the third child that she has apparently doesn't see fit to give her child support BUT she also doesn't work and lives with her parents

7/26/2011 4:00:51 PM

Quote :

"Couples who share a facebook page are dumb as shit"

My coworker and her husband do this.


^oh shit, her son is **** ****?

[Edited on July 26, 2011 at 4:02 PM. Reason : f]

7/26/2011 4:01:56 PM

yup, gr*g h*er

7/26/2011 4:11:34 PM

Quote :

"He's a size 12 in pants (street clothes)"

Quote :

"FUTURE JUGGALOS OF AMERICA"

7/26/2011 4:29:49 PM

Quote :

"Guns N' Roses who knows WTF this debt crap means http://bit.ly/gbldeb t but Brazil looks pretty good. Makes sense why people are headed to outer space!"

Official GnR page...wtf. Did Axl write it himself?

7/26/2011 6:23:48 PM

ooooh oooooh OOOOH i can't wait to see how this pans out

7/27/2011 1:54:10 PM

Quote :

"This does not seem like the person I remember from Food Lion"

7/27/2011 1:55:47 PM

its now deleted

whats funny is that "he" posted "What?" underneath the first wall post as if to make it look like it wasn't hacked hahahaha.

[Edited on July 27, 2011 at 2:06 PM. Reason : w]

7/27/2011 2:06:04 PM

Food Lion huh.... wonder who it is. I might have worked with them.

7/27/2011 2:06:47 PM

its probably one somewhere in johnston or harnett county

[Edited on July 27, 2011 at 2:07 PM. Reason : shit i left a name up there. oh well. ]

7/27/2011 2:07:21 PM

yup - that'd be where I'm from

7/27/2011 2:08:29 PM

ahhhhhhhhhh and the plot thickens

7/27/2011 2:09:19 PM

Why do pregnant girls post 40 pictures a day of them standing in front of a mirror holding their belly

We get it, there's a kid in there

7/27/2011 11:14:09 PM

not really stupid but

Quote :

"Where does a gal go for a great facial in raleigh?"

7/29/2011 4:18:35 PM

^ahahahahahaha

7/29/2011 4:19:22 PM

Quote :

"Repost:FREE HORSES!! 52 thoroughbred horses need homes.Will go to Sugarcreek this Sat. for slaughter.Man died his son wants nothing to do with them. Most broodmares are broke and some are in foal weanling, yearlings, 2 yrs & 3 yrs old most are gelded. Friend of the deceased is trying to find homes.440-463-4288 Barnesville. Please repost & help keep these animals from being needlessly slaughtered!"

I hope no animals were harmed in the making of this status update


[Edited on July 31, 2011 at 6:59 PM. Reason : http://www.snopes.com/critters/crusader/horses.asp]

7/31/2011 6:58:16 PM