7/28/2008 2:12:17 PM
7/28/2008 2:13:52 PM
well yeah...of course...but i edited
7/28/2008 2:15:22 PM
ive faked getting off
7/28/2008 2:16:10 PM
^^ I think that this is the best way to go at the point that I'm at in my life.^ I've actually done that too, before...[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 2:17 PM. Reason : o.O]
7/28/2008 2:17:09 PM
^^i've done that a few times
7/28/2008 2:19:01 PM
as have I
7/28/2008 2:20:08 PM
haha i think i did a really bad job of it too
7/28/2008 2:20:33 PM
meeh i'm not overly expressive anyway
7/28/2008 2:21:24 PM
man i hate it when i go to the office bathroom and someone is taking a shit...i usually just wash my hands and get out and use the bathroom like 5 minutes later
7/28/2008 2:24:31 PM
this all goes back to the "loose vs. easy" conversationi mean...i'll be the first to admit that i'm pretty easy...if i really want to sleep with you i'm not going to play some bullshit games and make you wait for it...but i am not loose....i won't sleep with any and everything that comes along...but i know lots of girls that will....they need the attention
7/28/2008 2:26:08 PM
I have no clue how my boss makes 6 figures when his answer to ever question I ask him is "Uhhh I dunno".Serial wtf?
^^i just hate women that think i will like them more just by being slutty/whorish...i'm not that kinda dude
7/28/2008 2:27:54 PM
^^ my boss makes 6 figures and hasn't responded to email/phone in about 2 weeks now[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 2:28 PM. Reason : .]
7/28/2008 2:27:55 PM
I love it when they say "oh i was just letting you do your own thing and figure things out without any help for the week"
7/28/2008 2:29:56 PM
What?
7/28/2008 2:32:01 PM
my boss will disappear for a week or two at a time then play it off like he was trying to make me work things out on my own without help--when in fact he was in Hawaii
7/28/2008 2:32:56 PM
oh no, mine isn't responsive and then yells at me for whatever i've done.it's awesome!
7/28/2008 2:43:36 PM
That's basically how mine is. He has no clue how to do ANYTHING...and I do mean anything. Then he'll come up to me and be like "why did you do it like this?" I mean...when you don't tell me, I have to figure out how to do it on my own, and that doesn't mean I'll do it the right way If I don't know how, I will just get it done.I have been putting him off all day, but now it's time for me to go and help him bind a submission to the FDA all on my own.[Edited on July 28, 2008 at 2:55 PM. Reason : I don't feel well so I will be a bitch to him.]
7/28/2008 2:53:14 PM
My boss is a genius no joke... Smartest man i ever met.
7/28/2008 3:22:09 PM
I don't want to hang out with that dude again. But I can't think of a way to go about that without being a bitch. Drama ftl
7/28/2008 4:30:52 PM
i haven't had an orgasm since friday
7/28/2008 4:43:36 PM
don't lie...you know you busted all over yourself when you saw me saturday night!
7/28/2008 4:44:36 PM
i heard some rule that if you are drunk and dont remember something it didnt happen
7/28/2008 4:47:41 PM
if that's the case then a big majority of my adult life never happened
7/28/2008 4:48:38 PM
haha
7/28/2008 4:49:24 PM
i am way too happy when i start winning in srabulous
7/28/2008 4:52:27 PM
I got swindled out of 12 bucks by buying the "Listen Up" device, thinking I could hear coworkers' whispered conversations. Piece of crap picks up too much ambient noise (idling printers, typing, etc.) to be of any use.
7/28/2008 4:59:40 PM
i am quite happy that no matter what i do/say on tww life goes on
7/28/2008 8:50:54 PM
7/28/2008 10:42:56 PM
If I had teh money, I would get waxed all the time.
7/28/2008 10:46:52 PM
i'm pretty impatient sometimes
7/28/2008 10:51:50 PM
I feel like I should work out more.
7/28/2008 10:56:40 PM
Pretty much all my issues with women stem from my relationship with my mother.I don't like dealing with people who have accents and speak even slightly broken English.I need to work on both of these things.
7/29/2008 12:27:28 PM
sometimes i fake cell phone calls when im in busy conference rooms so i can go outside ......just to fart
7/29/2008 2:03:13 PM
i'm probably gonna feel shitty the rest of the day now
7/29/2008 2:07:15 PM
I'm already emotionally attached to this dog
7/29/2008 2:10:12 PM
i really hate wachovia sometimes
7/29/2008 3:01:17 PM
I hate them most of the time
7/29/2008 3:25:42 PM
i jerked off in the tea urn at the cafeteria
7/29/2008 3:26:28 PM
nvm[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 3:28 PM. Reason : saps messed it up we wuz having a convo lol]
7/29/2008 3:28:28 PM
shit, wachovia charges me $35 for overdraft, so count your blessings
7/29/2008 3:29:53 PM
yeah usually 35 for all the times i've overdrafted...thats the other weird thing...she was like well you've never overdrafted before so we will refund it...i was like "lol ok"i guess if its 13 cents they only overdraft 22 idk
7/29/2008 3:31:04 PM
link a wachovia credit cardvoila
7/29/2008 3:31:42 PM
i think it's pretty kick ass that you deposited 30 cents. did you actually go inside to do it?
7/29/2008 3:31:47 PM
they once charged me an unavailable funds fee then 6 overdraft fees and when you added all the fees back i still had 26 bucks in my account... p.s. i made no deposits[Edited on July 29, 2008 at 3:33 PM. Reason : .]
7/29/2008 3:32:52 PM
haha yep...i literally told the teller "this is the most pathetic thing i've ever had to do in a bank"...it was all nickles(used the quarters for mcdonalds)...she laughed...i was like "this is worse than that time i had to come in to withdrawl 5 bucks" [Edited on July 29, 2008 at 3:33 PM. Reason : ^damn ]
7/29/2008 3:32:58 PM
Every day I go to the library after work and before class, I listen to Opie & Anthony day repeat on the computer... and I crack up sometimes and get really dirty looks...Also, I offer to help people in my class before tests, but then get so wrapped up in studying that I completely forget I offered... usually people don't follow up but this one girl seemed genuinely hurt that I forgot [Edited on July 29, 2008 at 5:22 PM. Reason : x]
7/29/2008 5:22:06 PM
had a dream with kamizzel and mcfluffle tonight
7/30/2008 4:36:48 AM
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