"snort, sniffle, sneeze: no antibiotics PLEASE"someone get this out of my head.
7/31/2006 1:07:05 PM
slut
7/31/2006 1:07:30 PM
are you lookin in a mirror or something?
7/31/2006 1:07:45 PM
slutty mcliarson
7/31/2006 1:08:03 PM
i was looking in your photo gallery
7/31/2006 1:08:23 PM
ooh burn
7/31/2006 1:09:04 PM
i'm only allowing myself 15 mins a day on here and my 15 is uppz
7/31/2006 1:09:33 PM
i bet you DO have the burn
7/31/2006 1:09:34 PM
My doorbell.
7/31/2006 1:11:21 PM
That these next 16 days are going to go by really slowly
7/31/2006 1:13:06 PM
the bathroom
7/31/2006 1:14:02 PM
accusations and allegations..surprisingly this time I'm REALLY not the culprit though it is something i'd be likely to say ... i need my jump to conclusions mat.
7/31/2006 1:19:14 PM
Goddammit sinus infection, GET OUT OF MY DAMN HEAD.Second to last week of work and I'm missing even more days to this shit.[Edited on July 31, 2006 at 1:30 PM. Reason : Oh shit, just realized I took a pill with pseudoephedrine in it... I'm fucked...]
7/31/2006 1:23:41 PM
HOT!
7/31/2006 1:37:10 PM
that's not how you spell "fluffy" OR "earmuffs"
7/31/2006 1:37:50 PM
hmmmm
7/31/2006 1:49:45 PM
I just managed to poor not only my full soda on my desk, but my coffee from this morning as well. my keyboard is going to be stickier than most male twwers.
7/31/2006 1:57:52 PM
yeah, falling asleep/dazing out is not a good thing when you sit in the front of the class, DIRECTLY in front of el profesor.
7/31/2006 1:58:27 PM
^^ that made me laugh
7/31/2006 2:02:03 PM
http://www.weather.com/outlook/recreation/golf/local/USIL0550?from=search_cityfeels like 111 here right now - i should get the day off to go ice my balls
7/31/2006 2:18:38 PM
Time to cook some chicken marinated in orange juice and glazed apples
7/31/2006 2:44:23 PM
^i'm jealous!Coffee is all that i've had today and I'm bouncing off the walls
7/31/2006 2:47:35 PM
I'm tired of always doing this shit to myself...
7/31/2006 2:48:31 PM
it's not fair that this angel will never know her father
7/31/2006 2:51:02 PM
^ that if I had to have a kid right now, I'd pick that one
7/31/2006 2:54:17 PM
7/31/2006 2:59:44 PM
good god i want to take a nap
7/31/2006 4:06:41 PM
This day couldnt have been busier if i had a rocket strapped to my ass
7/31/2006 4:09:59 PM
Someone buy these f*ing tickets....I fucked up...But could turn a profit.
7/31/2006 4:12:44 PM
JAZZ HANDS...sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet...imma take classes again now that i can afford it
7/31/2006 4:50:53 PM
Do I have a hernia or something, my side is on fire.
7/31/2006 4:51:44 PM
WANTTOGOHOME
7/31/2006 4:52:55 PM
HOLY SHIT THIS IS PAINFUL WTF
7/31/2006 5:04:57 PM
free food for dinnerwith new freshmen, no less
7/31/2006 5:08:31 PM
i dont even think a woman could make me quit cigarettes
7/31/2006 5:09:14 PM
I'm gonna cry
7/31/2006 5:10:31 PM
Call an ambulance or something, dude- TWW isn't going to help the pain, I promise.
7/31/2006 5:13:00 PM
last time i cried was when reggie white died and i was drunkit was wierd...even for me
7/31/2006 5:13:59 PM
TWW = SALT IN WOUND
7/31/2006 5:14:16 PM
I'm just being a big baby. But it really hurts
7/31/2006 5:16:38 PM
my phone is dead
7/31/2006 5:20:12 PM
YEA WELL, LUNCH TODAY WAS THE FIRST TIME I ATE IN A FUCKING WEEK.THATS RIGHT, MY FIRST MEAL SINCE MONDAY OF LAST WEEK.YOU DIDN'T SEE ME BITCHING ABOUT THAT NOW DID YOU!!!btw hope you are ok
7/31/2006 5:20:26 PM
that my chicken was damn tasty
7/31/2006 5:20:27 PM
mehhhhhhhhhdoesnt do it for me
7/31/2006 5:45:43 PM
Mmm, I wonder what will happen when the pills wear off...
7/31/2006 5:47:33 PM
ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
7/31/2006 5:50:54 PM
http://brentroad.com/message_topic.aspx?topic=423649
7/31/2006 5:52:46 PM
I keep having dreams about zombies and being stuck in the house across the street from my old house
7/31/2006 5:54:37 PM
100 Damn degrees for 3 days in a row?
7/31/2006 5:55:24 PM
I really wish I didn't have my French final tomorrow.
7/31/2006 5:57:13 PM