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lol @ Ira David Wood IV

Quote :

"The most private thing I’m willing to admit I'm on wikipedia. "

12/1/2011 9:02:15 AM

he should have said "i'm on IMDB"

it's a little more impressive...but barely...


I would have said, "my sister was the vampire queen of Louisiana"...


that would have gotten him ALL the ladies

12/1/2011 9:11:38 AM

Quote :

"The six things I could never do without Family, Laughter, Friendship, Taquila, A stage, Touch"

are these like a mix between taquitos and tequila?

12/1/2011 9:13:07 AM

PARTY IN A GLASS TORTILLA

12/1/2011 9:21:54 AM

LivinProof78, you need to go out with him give him a copy of my screenplay.

12/1/2011 9:55:56 AM

someone should write my profile for me

CassTheSass I'm lookin at you!

12/1/2011 10:02:32 AM

Match account cancelled! That was a good feeling, plus now none of you people can find me on there and fuck with me

12/1/2011 10:04:00 AM

Quote :

"someone should write my profile for me CassTheSass I'm lookin at you!"

If I knew you better, I totally would.

12/1/2011 10:05:41 AM

hahah lets talk

12/1/2011 10:11:01 AM

I got this message a few minutes ago...

Quote :

"You don't know what you're missing hun "

actually...i'm pretty sure i know exactly what i'm missing and i haven't even looked at his profile

12/1/2011 10:49:14 AM

Yo LP, which profile is yours?

Don't make me hunt through the thread to fall in love

12/1/2011 10:56:42 AM

i'll find you



but you've looked at it before and didn't fall in love so you probably won't this time either


well that was easy...i've only looked at 3 profiles since i looked at yours a month or so ago...haha....you were still in my recently visited box...


I think I'm too old for you now though since I turned 33 last week

[Edited on December 1, 2011 at 11:04 AM. Reason : sdf]

12/1/2011 10:58:09 AM

I went out with a 37 year old like 2 weeks ago.

She was like the youngest 37 year old I've ever met. She made me feel old.

12/1/2011 11:32:14 AM

well in that case...



HAAAY

12/1/2011 11:34:08 AM

I don't know how I didn't notice you before if I'd checked on your profile, considering you have a picture of you and CassTheSass right there.

I probably didn't blow you up because Garner is like super far away and I have a busy e-dating life at the moment

I'm disappointed that it doesn't think we'll be best friends though

12/1/2011 11:38:24 AM

i mean...i can hate on you and be really mean to you...


i'm just that kind of best friend

12/1/2011 11:40:45 AM

See, and that's a turn on, so I don't know why we're such a low match

12/1/2011 11:47:37 AM

it's probably because I live in Garner


nobody wants to date anybody from Garner....I know I sure don't

[Edited on December 1, 2011 at 11:54 AM. Reason : skldjfkld]

12/1/2011 11:51:34 AM

Put Knightdale and anything Johnston County on that list.

12/1/2011 11:57:05 AM

yeah....when i'm hiding people i immediately hide any profile that says clayton, smithfield, benson, sanford, wendell, knightdale, fayetteville, spring lake, or anzio acres...oh...and angier


i don't even look at those profiles


there should be a 30 mile option instead of going straight to 50...

12/1/2011 11:59:41 AM

One of my best friends lives in Garner (despite having a Raleigh mailing address). I only ever see him when we go to California.

I'm a legit terrible friend.

12/1/2011 12:00:09 PM

so meet me in San Diego for a beer...

maybe we can crash at GoldenGirl's crib if we hit it off

12/1/2011 12:01:32 PM

Quote :

"Match account cancelled!"

I cancelled my eHarmony account!

12/1/2011 12:10:59 PM

Pretty sure I got hit on by someone whose profile pic was a self-shot outside her trailer (which was in the background).

I think my standards are way too high, honestly.

12/1/2011 12:12:01 PM

^^^

Sadly my only travel in the next few months is going to be a three month stint in San Antonio.

We can revist this idea if I don't get killed in a border war.

[Edited on December 1, 2011 at 12:14 PM. Reason : .]

12/1/2011 12:12:34 PM

^^I got an email from someone who took a photo in a trailer and you could tell because the seam was there and the bad paneling

12/1/2011 12:13:58 PM

I never get these trailer park messages.

I did, however, have this one 23 year old bisexual black dude who was obsessed with me for a while.

12/1/2011 12:21:07 PM

I thought I had it bad...

12/1/2011 12:32:06 PM

Whenever I read these profiles all I can think about is that scene in Coming To America.

"I really wanna be in videos, and make my own videos, and be the star in my own videos. I wanna become a pop singer, a rock singer..."

etc.

12/1/2011 12:41:39 PM

Quote :

"Sadly my only travel in the next few months is going to be a three month stint in San Antonio. We can revist this idea if I don't get killed in a border war."

GOOD LUCK! DON'T DIE!

12/1/2011 1:22:22 PM

Garner blows. I don't even like having to drive out to Chapel Hill.

12/1/2011 1:28:10 PM

Quote :

"someone should write my profile for me CassTheSass I'm lookin at you!"

Done! We can cha tomorrow about what you would like to change up!

12/1/2011 4:23:07 PM

Quote :

"yeah....when i'm hiding people i immediately hide any profile that says clayton, smithfield, benson, sanford, wendell, knightdale, fayetteville, spring lake, or anzio acres...oh...and angier"

bitch

12/1/2011 4:35:45 PM

I can't seem to find anyone that replied to my stuff.

12/1/2011 9:09:45 PM

Why do women say they want tall guys?

Why does height have anything to do with attractiveness? In a biological sense, you're actually looking for someone who will cheat on you. Sexual dimorphism is a direct result of the rate of polygamy in any given population of animals.

Even using normal people logic, that is really shallow. Maybe they're just not intelligent enough to write something that differentiates people based on personality and compatibility so they settle for asking only tall guys to message them.

12/11/2011 3:07:38 PM

I couldn't bang a girl who could dunk on me, and i don't even play or like basketball

I'm Krallum and I approved this message.

12/11/2011 3:09:56 PM

Quote :

"I couldn't bang a girl who could dunk on me"

...why?

12/11/2011 5:16:56 PM

shorties ITT

12/11/2011 5:21:44 PM

Are you complaining because you're under 6?

And yeah, I don't like it when a woman is taller than me when she's wearing heels...

12/11/2011 5:24:52 PM

im so glad im 6'4"

12/11/2011 5:27:44 PM

me too

12/11/2011 5:40:57 PM

i would date a girl that is taller than i am.

however, i'm 6'1'', so it's not at all likely she'd be way taller

12/11/2011 5:51:26 PM

Quote :

"Why do women say they want tall guys?"

Maybe they just like tall guys.

You should probably get over your own issues with being short.

[Edited on December 11, 2011 at 7:45 PM. Reason : Are you fat too? They might not like you for that reason either.]

12/11/2011 7:44:33 PM

Haha. Sounds like a case of short man syndrome.

12/11/2011 7:53:36 PM

I think tall guys are annoying. I prefer someone closer to my height so I don't have to climb up them for a kiss.

12/11/2011 7:57:26 PM

12/11/2011 8:01:03 PM

GET ON MY LEVEL, BITCH!

12/11/2011 8:03:01 PM

mmmm I dig tall guys

the taller the better

12/11/2011 8:04:30 PM

I like short girls since you can toss them around easily.

12/11/2011 8:06:11 PM

I'm 5'11 and I dated a girl that was 6'1, close to 6'2. With heels...

Totally worth it though, she was in the Amazonian body category.

12/11/2011 8:17:02 PM