Quote :

"i never got drunk until spring of my senior year of high school. by the fall of my sophomore year of college, i was deemed an alcoholic "

11/11/2009 11:56:43 AM

i'm willing to accept more confessions here people.

11/11/2009 11:56:50 AM

my inbox is red...make it green

11/11/2009 11:57:17 AM

send me MOAR

11/11/2009 11:58:12 AM

Quote :

"My penis is just about round enough to fill out a toilet paper roll (the cardboard thing in the middle) and maybe even a little bigger towards the bottom. I have no idea of that's big or not. I was hoping by posting this anonymously, I can get some honest feedback about whether that's the standard. "

AND NO I WILL NOT CONFESS WHO THE BLOWJOB 3 ARE

so stop PMing me asking lmfao

11/11/2009 11:58:27 AM

Mario Says: Send some my way, too!

11/11/2009 11:58:28 AM

Quote :

"i gave my first BJ at age 9"

Quote :

"to my brother"

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 11:59 AM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 11:59:00 AM

this thread is interesting...

11/11/2009 11:59:29 AM

^4 that cardboard thing was in another thread. if you can fit in the toilet paper roll you are below average. if you just can't fit you're average and if you can't fit the paper towel roll then you are big.

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 11:59 AM. Reason : .]

11/11/2009 11:59:36 AM

^ that was about women's preference not actual sizes

11/11/2009 12:00:58 PM

There was a graph posted awhile back that charted girth, length, and women's preference. I can't remember what the optimal values were

11/11/2009 12:01:55 PM

I PMed someone a confession but they didn't post it

11/11/2009 12:02:07 PM

tell me more tell me more was it love at first sight?

11/11/2009 12:02:23 PM

i dont know if you have small toilet paper rolls or I have big ones but if a dude is that thick around his cock is huge and i dont want it (i just went to the bathroom to inspect this)

11/11/2009 12:02:52 PM

^^^ i did too

though I bet he is just still laughing

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 12:03 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 12:03:03 PM

MOAR

11/11/2009 12:03:09 PM

^^^hahaha I did too!

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 12:03 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 12:03:12 PM

Quote :

"I am wearing a hat. "

11/11/2009 12:03:19 PM

Quote :

"some times i wonder if my girlfriend is only with me because she is scared of being alone, I know it is a large component of why I am still with her."

11/11/2009 12:03:44 PM

11/11/2009 12:03:49 PM

I like how the chart looks like a thermal vision shot of balls and shaft.

11/11/2009 12:04:21 PM

Quote :

"I'm one of the blowjob 3. "

11/11/2009 12:04:21 PM

Quote :

"I want to touch your fiance's boobs, because I have no idea what fake boobs feel like."

11/11/2009 12:04:48 PM

Quote :

"I had sex with ANnlove"

11/11/2009 12:04:53 PM

Quote :

"I have anal fissures"

11/11/2009 12:06:02 PM

hahaha the blowjob 3 sounds like some train robbers from the wild west

11/11/2009 12:06:05 PM

Quote :

"I used to post on Stormfront all the time"

11/11/2009 12:06:51 PM

hahah holy shit

as sad as it is, this is the most fun i've had on TWW in awhile

oh the conversations that have come from the confessions!

11/11/2009 12:08:09 PM

Quote :

"i have gone down on more girls than have gone down on me "

11/11/2009 12:08:09 PM

Quote :

"I had a one-night stand that sharted during sex. I finished and never saw her again."

haha, a follow-up to that one...

Quote :

"also, the stecnh [sic] was so bad, we couldn't help but notice and the sex became more matter-of-fact after she did it"

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 12:09 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 12:08:11 PM

whoa my dick don't fit in a toilet paper roll. I normally wouldn't consider mine big, but thats only based off penises i've seen in porn.

I'm AstralAdvent and i approved this message.

11/11/2009 12:08:51 PM

^^haha he finished? hahaha

Quote :

"I'm trying to find a woman who can cook better than me because I think that would be sexy as hell. Been searching a long time and still no luck "

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 12:09 PM. Reason : ]

11/11/2009 12:08:59 PM

Quote :

"I crave adderall. I used to use tww solely to get pills, drugs and free meals from guys. "

11/11/2009 12:09:10 PM

Quote :

"i too think i could make that guy cum from oral. Then again, most guys think they can make me orgasm and that has yet to happen "

the Blowjob 3 has become a Foursome!

11/11/2009 12:10:40 PM

i would like an inbox stuffed full of confessions

11/11/2009 12:10:57 PM

Quote :

"i would like an inbox stuffed full of confessions"

11/11/2009 12:11:45 PM

Quote :

"I recently hooked up with a TWWer. It was fun as hell. She was enjoyable, maybe a little crazy, but enjoyable to say the least. I plan on hooking up with more TWWer's because, well, why the hell not? "

11/11/2009 12:12:00 PM

Now it's the blowjob 4

11/11/2009 12:12:25 PM

Quote :

"I wonder how many guys on tww would fuck me if they were given the opportunity. "

Quote :

"I want to try heroin just once, to see what it's like. "

11/11/2009 12:13:24 PM

Quote :

"sometimes I wish I could read people's minds and know what they really think of me, even though I like to let people think i don't care what people think of me."

11/11/2009 12:14:59 PM

Quote :

"I think I'm the girl that guy told you about "

11/11/2009 12:15:27 PM

Quote :

"I feel like measuring my dick to match it up to the chart, and I think its in the ideal range. "

oh hey

Quote :

"Sometimes, I really just want to go live out west in the middle of nowhere. Something along the lines of Bob Lee Swagger in "Shooter". No job and no real contact with other people. I already tend to just drop off the face of the world to friends/acquaintances and family for months on end and don't really notice it until they mention it. One day I'll be fine, and the next I just don't feel like talking to anyone. I fear I say too much to people after a conversation sometimes. Just wonder when they're going to start thinking I'm weird instead of interesting and shy away from me instead of really getting to know me."

11/11/2009 12:15:49 PM

Quote :

"I SO badly want to fuck this guy I know who I think wants to fuck me too. Problem is he is married and I am close to it. But whenever he comes around I get SO excited."

11/11/2009 12:19:22 PM

i would like an inbox stuffed full of confessions

11/11/2009 12:20:11 PM

Quote :

"Sometimes, I think I'm way more intellectual and smart than my friends. Other times, I know it. But deep down, I believe if I ever let loose with how I really feel and think about things, I'd have no more friends. "

Quote :

"I get more enjoyment out of making a girl orgasm than getting off myself. I think something in my head makes me not enjoy blowjobs very much, which is a problem. "

Quote :

"I go Commando almost year round except for in the winter when its really cold. "

Quote :

"The first time my guy and I had sex, my orgasm was so big that I lost control of my body and farted. It didn't smell so I tried to play it off as a queef, but he knew better."

Quote :

"both of my extremely long relationships have ended it with me for bullshit reasons. I've destroyed two 3+ year relationships in just 4 years."

[Edited on November 11, 2009 at 12:25 PM. Reason : mOAr]

11/11/2009 12:20:32 PM

Quote :

"I banged some girl on new years eve, she was total trash, a scene slut who had slept with every dude in tight jeans for like a 10 mile radius. We were both drunk as shit, dunno how I managed to stay hard. It was awful. I left the lights on. Outside the door to my room my buddies were playing Mariokart 64. I fucked her to the romantic sounds of power up boxes spinning and Wario proclaiming "imma gonna win" and "owowowowowowow" every few seconds. I had to work the next day. I was so hungover and all I could feel was shame and remorse."

11/11/2009 12:22:49 PM

post

11/11/2009 12:25:10 PM

i'll accept confessions

11/11/2009 12:25:46 PM

Quote :

"I was bulimic for 8 years and started treatment several months ago. My family has no clue. "

11/11/2009 12:26:04 PM

Quote :

"if the saying is true that when you have sex with someone you're having sex with everyone they've had sex with then I've probably had sex with most of tww."

11/11/2009 12:26:15 PM