TIL that kids are no longer egging these days due to the skyrocketing egg prices. Instead they take part in what’s called cheesing, which is where they sling slices of Kraft cheese singles onto houses/cars/people because you get way more bang for your buck with the sliced cheese and it won’t wash off with rain.

1/24/2025 7:40:19 PM

all that is going to change now that Trump is in office, right?

1/25/2025 11:48:51 AM

Yes Trump controls bird flu, which is the reason for high egg prices.

1/25/2025 2:33:14 PM

It's called Chinese Avian Flu, please get it right

1/25/2025 3:53:55 PM

President Trump is in cahoots with Big Egg…they created this whole eggflation crisis by marketing eggs to kids

1/25/2025 4:15:16 PM

YOU'D BETTER RUN, BIG EGG

1/25/2025 4:21:19 PM

Expect record-high egg prices for most of the year

https://www.cnn.com/cnn/2025/01/25/business/egg-prices-avian-flu-outbreak

Trump lied! Affordable egg prices died!

It's a good thing he chose to tell that story about the lady with the three apples instead of that one about the lady with the three eggs.

Otherwise he'd be looking pretty silly right about now.

1/27/2025 7:23:05 PM

Big Egg has done everything in their power to drive up egg prices, especially by promoting egging to kids and lobbying HOAs to outlaw residential chicken coops

1/27/2025 8:27:01 PM

I gave up trying to incorporate eggs into my diet. I hear some people talk about their family goes through a few dozen a week. I can't even finish a dozen before I throw some away for being old

[Edited on January 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM. Reason : Love scrambled eggs. Feel like maybe 10 eggs a year?]

1/27/2025 10:08:00 PM

I saw a friend saying there was a shortage and gouging going on in LA. Over $10 a dozen in regular grocery stores. Last time I went they were light, but we had snow here so I attributed it to that.

We go through a dozen a day most of the time, more if baking bread for the week. By the time my youngest is 2 we will be living on the street because of egg prices and their egg demands. 3 year old always claims to like scrambled but only eats fried eggs.

[Edited on January 28, 2025 at 7:52 AM. Reason : A]

1/28/2025 7:46:26 AM

We need some of those old Biden-pointing "I did that" stickers (except with Trump's face) to stick at the egg section in grocery stores

1/28/2025 9:32:18 AM

I has chickens. About to get my price gouging hat on soon as these bitches start laying again.

1/28/2025 9:40:15 AM