Does he have something special for the inauguration?

I hope his gown isn't upstaged by that bitch Terry Bollea.

1/20/2025 12:51:22 PM

I'm going to guess something lame that he thinks makes him look cool.

1/20/2025 12:58:21 PM

like a cowboy hat backwards?

1/20/2025 1:01:06 PM

OH he was wearing Hugo Boss

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/elon-musk-salute-trump-inauguration-b2683095.html

1/24/2025 1:20:52 PM

I think he sat in front of his mirror for 2 months straight practicing some kind of reach for the stars gesture. When it came to his big moment on the world stage, his Asperger's took over and what was supposed to be a fist pump came out as something akin to a Nazi salute. NTTAWWA
Him and Russell Wilson would make good goofball pals.

1/24/2025 5:05:10 PM

nah, the cunt is definitely signaling to the internet Nazis because they're the only people left that like him

1/25/2025 11:35:16 AM

I could dismiss it as awkward neurodivergent behavior if he would just apologize, but instead he doubles down.

1/25/2025 1:01:54 PM

daily reminder that Elon Musk is a fucking loser

2/5/2025 8:52:50 AM

2/5/2025 9:45:55 AM

The last two weeks have shown us that Elon is the POTUS and Trump is the First Lady.

Either way, I hope they both get terminal brain cancer.


[Edited on February 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM. Reason : with 609 days till 6 feet under]

2/5/2025 1:42:12 PM

Musk thinks it's his time to be Caesar

I hope he's right

2/6/2025 9:00:54 AM

What if Elon were to die of natural causes?
Would we as a country be negatively affected by the loss of Starlink satellites and other useful assets? Would there be no mass effect and his 12 invitro children be set for generations to come and that's that?

2/12/2025 10:50:59 AM

All important questions. Another important question:

Why was he cosplaying Kevin Smith at the White House?

2/12/2025 11:06:16 AM

Quote :

"Would we as a country be negatively affected by the loss of Starlink satellites and other useful assets? "

Do you think the technologies of companies he owns are linked to his life force? Does he have a dead man's switch implanted into his heart that kills everything if he dies?

2/12/2025 11:38:28 AM

Quote :

"Does he have a dead man's switch implanted into his heart that kills everything if he dies? "

Probably.




[Edited on February 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM. Reason : DOGE is chang we can believe in.]

2/12/2025 11:40:55 AM