Some old lady got stung at the beach yesterday so I jumped into action and remembered what I learned in cub scouts back in the day. I immediately dropped my pants and took a runny shit all down her leg to neutralize the sting. Fucking cops show up, throw a fit (because I saved the day and they didn’t??), and take me down to the slammer. TLDR: Don’t try to help people these days.
8/20/2023 4:53:38 PM
This is the worst beach-related incident since Wrightsville wouldn't let Bertha the chicken on the strand and then she died.RIP Bertha
8/20/2023 5:00:12 PM