Like how far past the expiration date?

3/9/2023 7:33:27 AM

They are good up until a chicken hatches out.

3/9/2023 7:40:34 AM

If you felt the need to post a thread about them, don't eat them.

3/9/2023 8:56:51 AM

One thing the modern-day Wolf Web needs is fewer threads.

3/9/2023 9:11:06 AM

there is no grace period for throwing them at people

3/9/2023 9:23:26 AM

I forgot to add, these are the fancy ones with the logo stamped on them, could have been a significant investment.

3/9/2023 9:25:57 AM

If it floats, it's a nope

If it sinks, it won't stink

3/9/2023 9:27:01 AM

Ok I am throwing one in the harbor and see what happens.

3/9/2023 9:27:40 AM

It sank, but it had burst upon impact.

3/9/2023 9:31:56 AM

Rotten eggs off Kaplan. Smell with caution.

3/9/2023 9:34:39 AM

damn a seagull came out of that egg

3/9/2023 9:58:11 AM

Eggland's Best were seagull eggs all along! Who knew?!

You could have put it in a cup of water instead of an irretrievable location. You're not being a very good steward of your egg investment.

3/9/2023 10:38:40 AM

20 minutes

3/9/2023 10:47:52 AM

I never said don't post, I just said don't eat them if you feel like you need to post first.

3/9/2023 1:19:02 PM

Probably good advice, to be honest.

3/9/2023 1:39:12 PM

I watched an episode of Cook's Country on PBS this past Sunday where this topic was discussed. (The episode was from 11/26/2022; I just happened to watch it this past Sunday.)

The person discussing it said that eggs should be okay for a couple of months after the expiration date, as long as they're kept in a cold part of the fridge, e.g., not in the door.

They said that they've used eggs up to four months after expiration; however, eggs that old don't work well in recipes like souffles that require the eggs to be whipped.

[Edited on March 9, 2023 at 2:17 PM. Reason : ]

3/9/2023 2:14:14 PM

^Helpful info!

3/9/2023 2:50:04 PM

The US is one of the only countries in the world that refrigerates eggs. Eggs have an enzyme coating that prevents bacteria from permeating the egg. So if the eggs are not washed, they can last for awhile.

3/9/2023 4:24:38 PM

^ NCSU Egg Science, '05

3/9/2023 4:39:41 PM

The Poultry department is actually in the process of selecting a new executive right now

you should apply

3/9/2023 4:47:32 PM

Chicken Executive Officer

3/9/2023 4:57:15 PM

Once eggs expire you can no longer claim them. You have 20 minutes to confirm an egg once it is assigned to you

3/9/2023 6:11:15 PM

I'm putting in my application for Hen Supervisor at Tyler Chicken!

3/9/2023 6:15:46 PM

did you know that snakes both incubate and hatch eggs inside of the mother's body?!!

[Edited on March 9, 2023 at 6:59 PM. Reason : !]

3/9/2023 6:58:26 PM

Did you know that snakes eat bird eggs?!

3/9/2023 7:09:56 PM

3/9/2023 7:32:01 PM

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"did you know that snakes both incubate and hatch eggs inside of the mother's body?!!"

Yes, there are species of live-bearing snakes but most lay eggs

3/9/2023 8:53:16 PM

I have a very storied history with eggs

3/9/2023 10:56:13 PM

I'm pretty sure they're good for WAY past the date on the carton

3/10/2023 1:43:05 AM

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"If it floats, it's a nope If it sinks, it won't stink"

That's mostly BS.

So many items from the grocery store last way past their so-called expiration dates, many of them months, some even years past.

No one I hate more than people who throw away foods as soon as they hit the expiration date without bothering to check if they are good or not. Brainless, food-wasting, rich snobs.

3/10/2023 4:29:23 AM

Just more food for me and my dumpster buddies

3/10/2023 9:54:53 AM

3/10/2023 12:02:16 PM

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"No one I hate more than people who throw away foods as soon as they hit the expiration date without bothering to check if they are good or not. Brainless, food-wasting, rich snobs."

Really? Of all the people you seem to hate, you hate people who throw-away "expired" food the most? Seems..... extreme.

3/10/2023 12:29:38 PM

man's gonna kill all the dunkin donut executives when he finds out what the employees have to do at the end of the day

3/10/2023 3:39:02 PM

I did my part by rescuing countless hot dogs from the C-Store at closing time.

3/10/2023 4:19:51 PM

^hahaha.

Yeah eggs last a very very very long time. Ditto milk if you keep it in the coldest part of the fridge. Granted, you can always smell test that.

3/10/2023 4:43:08 PM

if your milk is 'natural' enough, you can make cream from it and keep that stored for another week or so in refrigeration.

3/10/2023 11:25:59 PM

I agree that unnecessary food waste is something to be upset about. But, if you happen to know someone with this mentality, you can parlay it into free food for yourself!

3/11/2023 8:05:54 AM

Buddy that's not how milk and cream work

3/11/2023 12:15:30 PM

Nah, that's why I said "natural". It's gotta be raw or not of the normal processed kind cause they remove the stuff from what you get in stores.

3/11/2023 1:00:30 PM

It's amazing how you allegedly are in college and know nothing about a basic food product such as milk. Concerning, really.

For one, you don't get cream from old milk. For two, milk in the store is "natural". It has had two things done to it (well three because they add vitamin d) 1) pasteurization: this kills any bacteria so it lasts longer than a few days and you won't get sick and 2) homogenization: this is why you can't separate cream from milk you buy at the store. All that involves is pushing milk through tiny holes which breaks up fat globules into smaller particles which do not separate out as easy. That's it.

I mean they also standardize the fat content by separating some out (which goes to make things like cream/ice cream/all the delicious stuff) but milk isn't some weird processed food.

3/11/2023 2:01:58 PM

You just described a textbook industrial process for food.

3/11/2023 2:39:39 PM

Nothing unnatural about it, unless you reality like listeria

3/11/2023 3:23:31 PM

^^^I didn't say that it is from old milk, I said that you can do that to extend the life if you refrigerate it afterwards. It can then also be used in other foods or to make other dairy products.

And what you wrote literally agrees with what I said. Fat content is removed and it is processed so that you can't get cream from the milk you get at the store.
That's why I said it has to be raw if you wanna extract cream.

And your comment about the natural thing is just semantics, I just meant that in the context of it being unprocessed.
When did I ever say store bought milk is weird? I drink it everyday

Lmao what was the point of that post other than to try to flex 8th grade science on me by being a bit more descriptive?

[Edited on March 11, 2023 at 3:33 PM. Reason : .]

3/11/2023 3:30:13 PM

^^ Sounds like someone's never been lucky enough to enjoy cream made from old, unpasteurized milk

[Edited on March 11, 2023 at 3:31 PM. Reason : ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^]

3/11/2023 3:31:03 PM

You can buy non-homogenized milk. Homogenization is mainly a customer convenience thing, so you don't have to shake your milk every time before use.

3/11/2023 4:34:38 PM

Describing one thing as "natural" doesn't automatically ascribe unnatural properties to something else. This is a dumb argument.

3/11/2023 6:26:10 PM

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"When did I ever say store bought milk is weird? I drink it everyday"

I would be interested in how many tww users drink milk daily. Unless we’re counting cream/half and half in coffee id guess it’s very few! It would make for an interesting poll imo

3/11/2023 6:33:49 PM

^^^ Yeah

^^ Yeah

^ Yeah

3/11/2023 6:38:23 PM

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"20 minutes"

Facts.

4/8/2023 8:59:37 PM