It all started when myself and a friend of mine left Cici's Pizza and decided to shit and vomit on my own car--a $200 beater 1989 Toyota Supra nonturbo. For those of you who are about to call bullshit on this whole thread, here's a pic of the dirty deed.



So he vomits, and puts a small turd on there, and I contribute a larger turd. Then we see what kind of mayhem we can create. So we drive around through some of the parking lots in North Raleigh and watch the horror and disgust on the faces of random pedestrians/shoppers. Then we made it over to GoodBerry's on Six Forks road and pulled up in front of some highschool kids who were completely appalled--especially the females.

The next two stops were the Wal-Marts on Falls of Neuse and New Bern Ave. respectively. We had lots of random people yelling "holy shit!" and one black girl goes "damn that made my stomach hurt." The second to last stop was an autozone on Capital where we convinced an older asian employee to replace the vomit and shit-covered windshield blade.

Amazingly, he did so. He just said "what's this?" then very carefully removed the blade and replaced it, although he tossed the blade away in disgust. We should have actually put a deuce on the arm of the wiper itself so he'd be forced to touch it. Oh well.

Finally, we got pulled over on our way back home b/c my friend was swerving and driving like a dumbass. The bitch cop said "is that cottage cheese???" My friend just acted really heated and told the cop that some asshole had shit on our car. They thought we had drugs or something, so they looked in the car a little bit, then decided to let us go. Then we wiped it off at the gas station and got deuce all over the window cleaner sqweegee (sp?).

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7/7/2022 8:11:46 PM

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