Today, after I got home from the office and was putting my clothes/shoes away, I noticed something was off in the back of my closet. I reached above the closet, and found a VHS tape...covered in cobwebs. It has obviously been here since before I bought the house.


Yo...I wonder what the fuck is on this tape? A snuff film? Porno? Portal to a parallel dimension?


I don't even own a VCR anymore.

[Edited on March 1, 2022 at 9:06 PM. Reason : bb]

3/1/2022 9:06:14 PM

I have a VCR.

3/1/2022 9:12:00 PM

I just checked on Amazon. VCRs are apparently $300 now.

[Edited on March 1, 2022 at 9:14 PM. Reason : The Coz is a rich man]

3/1/2022 9:13:55 PM

I didn't want to say this, but I have access to more than one working VCR.

That's a lot of lafta bucks for those keeping score at home.

3/1/2022 9:39:20 PM

I hope it is a heartworming type video. Something that makes you smile and forget covid era. Even for a little while

3/1/2022 9:55:03 PM

I’ve got 3 vcrs. You can find them cheap in thrift stores

3/1/2022 9:56:54 PM

^^

3/1/2022 10:08:48 PM

Hopefully it's recordings of VH1's The Pickup Artist starring Mystery.

3/2/2022 8:31:40 AM

Based on horror movie history I'd say don't watch it. Nothing good will come of it.

3/2/2022 9:27:43 AM

if you see a well, turn it off

3/2/2022 10:03:31 AM

^^ my wife said "nuh uhh...that's how you get caught up in some Archive 81 shit"

3/2/2022 11:36:21 AM

those VHS movies were pretty good

3/3/2022 7:47:10 PM