I have a new service I offer to give back to everyone: I hook people up w jobs that need jobs.

Post here your name, phone number, and your 3 skills, and I’ll promise to hook you up w a job in 1 day or less. Guarantee.

So what are you waitin for? Post today and you could be in a big time cool career job soon!

9/23/2021 7:53:49 AM

justinh524
No phone, please have prospective employers pm me on tww
1. cool message board poster
2. excellent cooking skills (trash bag beans)
3. top notch communication skills (able to order secret menu items at little caesars)

9/23/2021 8:12:50 AM

Perfect job for you. Get on it! https://www.snagajob.com/jobs/657159780?utm_campaign=google_jobs_apply&utm_source=google_jobs_apply&utm_medium=organic

Please report back when you receive your call

9/23/2021 9:26:17 AM

I don't want to work where i go for fun

9/23/2021 9:30:01 AM

You could work there and then go to dominoes I’m pretty sure

9/23/2021 10:09:30 AM

Kickstand
919-867-5309

1. Born leader
2. Profishent in microSoft Words, Ekksel, Powerpowerpoint, & Kwikbooks
3. Above average dick length
Bonus: My wife says I have good communication skills

9/23/2021 11:05:45 AM

dominoes is gross

9/23/2021 11:54:01 AM

No one out pizzas the hut

9/23/2021 12:40:29 PM

Kickstand, if you are a leader, prove it at this job with a well-known company with a reputation for excellence: https://www.snagajob.com/jobs/585343237?utm_campaign=google_jobs_apply&utm_source=google_jobs_apply&utm_medium=organic

Let me know when you apply

9/23/2021 4:03:46 PM

Why do we have to apply? You are supposed to be hooking is up with these jobs.

9/23/2021 4:30:04 PM

I FOUND you the job. What do you want me to do, like fill out the application for you?

You fill it out and when they call you let me know and we will talk about what I can do next for you, but I can’t fill it out, that’s wrong bc you have to sign it

9/23/2021 6:13:38 PM

Hooking us up means you have gotten us the job, not that we have to apply.

9/23/2021 6:22:36 PM

EMCE

202-232-6754

1. Proficient slanger of D and rocks
2. Has relations with customers
3. Applies the swagger of a young Sammy Davis Jr. to solve problems

9/23/2021 6:44:16 PM

Rocks and customer service? How about customer service…that ROCKS! https://www.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=50231ee57467ca5d&from=serp

Please tell me when you apply

9/23/2021 8:06:40 PM

I am going to hook you up with some sweet concert tickets.

Let me know when you buy them.

9/23/2021 10:55:40 PM

I am going to hook you up with this girl I know.

Please let me know when you've approached her out of the blue with a proposition for paid sexual favors. She's a cop.

9/24/2021 7:25:24 AM

Ok well when my signature doesn’t match your signature and you go to jail on day one bc they think you are doing fraud don’t come cryin to me

9/24/2021 7:41:12 AM

Quote :

"[YOU'RE] DOING FRAUD"

9/24/2021 8:46:54 AM

Hot job for The Coz:
https://c8.alamy.com/comp/C8E3XB/overflowing-garbage-can-washington-dc-C8E3XB.jpg

Tell me when you apply

9/24/2021 8:14:41 PM

Quote :

"Restaurant Shift Lead - Circle K / Little Caesar’s Circle K / Little Caesar’s 3406 E Us 70 Hwy Durham, NC 27703"

Rem Lazer:
A. Is there at least a $100 sign on bonus to make this worth my time?
B. Are relocation costs negotiable? I live 2 hours from Durham and can't commute because I wont to be at the TGI Friday's bar by 9:15 the latest.

9/24/2021 8:15:01 PM

^^How is that a job?

9/24/2021 8:32:45 PM

^^if you want a sign on bonus, they will negotiate that with you at your first day when you “sign.” Do you want to do a signing day where you have some hats on the table for like Little Cesars and Hardees and Mickey Dee’s and Sheetz and then you choose the one for the employer you want? I want to make this fun for you.

^because your behavior belongs in a garbage can

9/25/2021 9:10:13 AM

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9/26/2021 4:51:54 PM

^^ I don't want to create a spectakle and have a signing day like a high school athlete. If I get fired at L'il Caesar's, I don't want to burn bridges at Hardeez, Mikey D's, or Sheets.

9/26/2021 8:53:39 PM

Still waiting to be hooked up with a cool career

9/27/2021 12:15:43 AM

I would like a job as a Weapons Re-creation Expert

9/27/2021 12:18:46 AM

Justin, I did what I told you I was going to do. I am not going to come to your house and also wipe your butt

9/27/2021 8:52:10 AM

Posting a link to a job is not hooking me up with a job. This whole thread is FRAUD.

9/27/2021 9:30:55 AM

The application requires you to ATTEST that you provided TRUTHFUL information. YOU must sign and provide. I have done the work to find this job that matches your skills and interests. I cannot legally and fraudulantly pose as you to provide attested information

9/27/2021 10:21:08 AM